ニコール・ウォルフ (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} xbleedingkansas) wrote in ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} holy_crapicons,@ 2008-05-11 19:44:00 |
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I feel weird posting this at my icon community, but here we go...
Taguchi Junnosuke Pimp Post
Because dorks need love, too.
LOL at my love for a Miley Cyrus song.
So, class...Taguchi Junnosuke, or just Junno...where to start? How about we review some important vocabulary?:
EXAMPLE:
Masochism - A willingness or tendency to subject oneself to unpleasant or trying experiences.
EXAMPLE:
Dapper - neat; trim; smart
EXAMPLE:
Attachment - a feeling that binds one to a person, thing, cause, ideal, or the like.
EXAMPLE:
Regress - to revert to an earlier or less advanced state or form.
EXAMPLE: I believe Junno has REGRESSED back to childhood.
Deprived - lacking; being kept from
EXAMPLE:
Junno looks pretty sleep-DEPRIVED.
As you can see, Junno has the ability to be many things at once. He's crazy, sexy, dorky, handsome, irritating, dashing, and sooo many other adjectives that I can't really think of right now.
Okay, so let's start with Facade
Junno co-starred in a drama with Jin entitled Yukan Club. He played the son of the Swedish Ambassador, and he got laid a lot...we can assume. Bido Granmarie is quite the ladies man: he gets stalked by a doll. He's also obsessed with his appearence and looks like Barbie when he dresses in drag. YEAH, UH-HUH.
AND HE MAKES SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BRIDE.
While the drama was filming, Junno sported bright pee-yellow hair and blue contacts and was often paired off with Jin for photoshoots.
Moving on to Masochism...
Junno gets bullied by the rest of KAT-TUN quite a bit, and by quite a bit I mean A HELL OF A LOT. He's always getting slapped for saying stupid things, kicked/umbrella tapped? on the rear by Koki, and beaten up by pretty much everyone. I'm starting to think he says and does stupid things just to get himself in trouble. MASOCHIST, MUCH?
Junno is rather Dapper.
I'm convinced that Junno is the best-dressed member of KAT-TUN. It may just be those incredibly sexy legs (I'm seriously in love with his legs. *is creepy*), but most of the clothes he's put in look absolutely AMAZING on him compared to the rest of the group. Just check out this wardrobe.
Some examples of Junno's advanced fashion skillz:
HOLY CRAP THOSE LEGS ldkfjaskldjgnkasjnviwe. -shot-
Attachment
Junno co-starred in one of my favorite Japanese dramas, Hanayome to Papa. Basically, this girl Aiko has a dad who is controlling (out of love and concern) and she falls in love with this guy she works with (aka, Junno's character) and the two of them have to convince her father to let them be together. Its cute, I promise. I mean, who could resist Junno in a suit, anyway?
The greatest thing about this drama is that you can watch pretty much every episode, with subs, on veoh. YAY!
Regress
Junno can sometimes seem, how should I put this, CHILDISH. And its uber cute ♥ His smiles are sweet, almost innocent...but come on, Junno can go from this to this.
Junno has his little shenanegans on Cartoon KAT-TUN that are soley for LOLing at his ridiculousness. He does impressions of hungover spiders, his infamous introduction of himself, and dances like the sexy beast he is.
This, my friends, is why Junno is the shit.
Deprived?
Junno is much more than just a pretty face and a target for physical abuse.
-He makes dancing with swords look cool...plus, he's acrobatic!
-He plays the drums.
-He has MAD BILLIARDS SKILLS.
-He loves playing video games. He plays them at work
-Supposedly he likes LUNA SEA and SEX MACHINEGUNS. Junno, you make me proud.
-He can tapdance. And juggle. Simultaneously.
-He's good at sports. He was on a basketball team in school and when he trained for Happy! and Happy 2!, his coach told him he was so good at tennis that he could go pro.
AND NOW...A PICSPAM.
OH GOD THOSE LEGS *dead*More Junnopic love.
Necessary shirtless Junno spam.
Junno's Legs: a picspam.
Tunes, obvs.
I put Junno's solo songs in a .rar file. It includes his most recent solo so, in the words of Junno, CHECK IT OUT.
The End?
Already?
If I haven't convinced you of Junno's awesomeness, then YOU ARE MISSING OUT.
I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS:
No? Fine. Go, live your Junnoless existence. Jin just isn't the same, bbs. He just isn't the same.
If I have convinced you, then OMG YAY. ♥
On that note, my work here is done. For now. If I find anything of SUPER IMPORTANCE it shall be added. So pimp this Junno pimp post out to all your friends and GIVE JUNNO SOME LOVE, ALREADY. HE LACKS IT GREATLY.
And since this is on my icon community, check out my Junno icons for the challenge at
asian100. You're a Junno fan now, so you'll need some icons anyway, AMIRITE?OH, AND YOU SHOULD TOTALLY JOIN iridetaguchi AND junno_daily.
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