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>Thread XXVII
>Scandalous new pic!
Omg you guys!!! Look at this!
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It's the boys! This has to prove everything. Look how closely Elijah (far right) is holding onto Dom in the middle! They're so in love and it just warms my heart to see them like that.
(I really hope those aren't Billy's arms around Dom's torso like that!!!)
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HWRefugees
>Thread XXVI
>Sir Sellout is at it again!!!
You guys totally need to check this out:
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What do we make of this?
A: My very good retention to attempts master's any part of me which passes the train ring to be independently clean.
Look how he uses the word 'clean' here. Sir Ian obviously finds homosexuality a dirty thing. I think 'train ring' can be referred to here as a cock ring that needs 'cleaning' - as in, the purging of all filthy homosexual acts. God, what a bastard.
I am certainly to the rich sentimental interdependence expression between Frodo and the sum, but Elijah and the Sean interest, produces by this studio.
OKAY WHAT MORE PROOF DO YOU NEED??? Look how he uses the word 'rich' here! That man is in love with money and nothing else! 'between Frodo and the sum' - between Elijah and the PR, we can take this to mean. 'produces by this studio' - he's basically admitting to Dom and Lij's oh-so-'platonic' relationship as resolutely heterosexual! Do you see how close he put Sean and the word 'studio' together? Sean is so in league with PR, that evil baby-eater rapist.
Perhaps their friendship equally contains these and looks like the American certainly to inform hobbit pare. I am impossible to wait for that, surrounds sees to be more it in the Cojones return.
Oh, 'perhaps' is it now, Sir I? Last time I checked in my dictionary, 'perhaps' wasn't an absolute. The fact that he uses it in terms of the word 'friendship' is mighty suspicious if you ask me.
I read the Internet suspicion about the sex from Elijah. So perhaps I am the attempt, said the Buddhist ceremony directly through will place his heterosexual, and decided. And Sean and.
Oh my god, he mentions Buddhism! Obviously this refers to Elijah as the prophet who will lead us to a gay nirvana. 'So perhaps I am the attempt' - he's admitting to being in league with PR in their attempts to keep the boys in the closet! 'heterosexual, and decided' - The lies, the lies! 'And Sean and.' - trying to cover all your bases, Ian? You pig!
We have a massive cover-up here, guys, and it astounds me that no one else can see it. The PR is really bent on clamping down all the gay rumors and they're using their favorite puppet to do it. The man admits that he lies! I mean, just look at this post! Mighty suspicious grammar if you ask me.
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HWRefugees
>Thread XXV
>Keeping The Faith
By now you've all seen and talked over the reports from the con on our journals and such, but I just wanted to bring more squeeing here! DOM MENTIONED THE RUMORS! No one brought them up to him either, HE did! Total shoutout! And he was laughing and laughing when he spoke about them-- he seemed so happy about our support! He mentioned that whole thing about Hannah being used as a beard for him too-- WE talked about that! Just more proof and a huge shoutout to us that he reads here! And he said that he and Elijah read the stuff together (WHAT MORE PROOF DOES ANYONE NEED?!) and that they discussed holding hands on the red carpet at the ROTK premieres!
The huge smile on his face was so amazing, he seemed so free and happy, like it was a joke to him, because our messages of hope had made the whole terrible situation bearable. He's so brave! All the little fangirls in the audience were so confused, but WE knew the score.
I'm sooooooo happy today. I've never meant it more: LOVE AND LIGHT TO THE BOYS!
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HWRefugees
>Thread XXV
>Keeping The Faith
About the latest pics of Dom with the (ack) girl... we all knew there'd be more bearding, and at least they're not subjecting us to pics of Dom clutching this girl's butt like poor Elijah had to do with Franka.
But I wonder if even PR is tipping their hat this way in their choice of beards. Don't you think she's kind of like the "little red-haired girl" from Peanuts... the one Charlie Brown is supposedly in love with... a girl who you never actually see?
I think it's a little bit of a shoutout. This might be PR's way of asking us to go along with their scheme, at least until the premieres and Oscars are over. And notice that Dom is wearing all those different sunglasses in the pics. Almost like he's asking us to turn a blind eye to the bearding?
What do you think?
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HWRefugees
>Thread XXV
>Keeping The Faith
You all will NOT believe what I heard on this gossip mailing list I'm on! I've heard that the evil New Line PR Devils are pushing Liv for Best Actress for RotK instead of Lij! I mean, come on! She's not even in it all that much, and Lij is soooooo much better. PR is so homophobic!!!
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> Thread XXV
> Keeping the Faith
The papers are saying that Lij was in the hospital for a burst appendix!!!!!11111! But suposedly this happened weeks ago and they're only breaking the news now!
So, here are my theories.
1. Lij was really in the hospital giving birth to a beautiful big blue eyed baby boy.
2. Lij was really in the hospital because of serious internal injuries because Dom's cock is so huge, even bigger than Sean's 20 incher!!!!!
3. Lij was nowhere near the hospital. He was going ass full throttle in the produce isle with Dom! Yah! Go boys!!!
4. HE and Dom were secretly getting married in Hawaii and then having a sweet romantic honeymoon in New Zealand where they bought a house and have long, sweet rimming sessions where they're totally naked except for their rings that show their true love and also Dom's cock rings that he wears as shoutout bracelets. And so the whole hospital thig was a coverup by PR to explain their sudden absense,
5. Lij really did have a burst appendix, poor boy. But they wante dto keep Sean away so they didn't report it in the papers until weeks later. Because Sean always reads teh papers to see if there's any mention of his name because all he cares about is publicity.
6. Lij didn't want crazed stalkers like those ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) circle_jerk chicks to find him, so they didn't put it in the paper.
7. He knew we would all be so worried about him if we found out right away, so he waited until he was all better to put it in the papers. I think maybe this is the truest answer. He cares about us so much here on HWR and loves us for all our support and knows how worried sick we would be to hear he is hurting. But Dom was with him and held his hand even thought they were both weeping...and the sky wept with them because it was so beautiful, theyre big blue and green and grey eyes filling with crystal tears. Oh Lij! Thank you for thinking of us!!!!!
You boys rock! I love you! Just counting the months till ROTK opens and then the oscars and then you boys will be free! We will throw you a party then and drink chartreuse (the yellow kind of course!!!) and eat madeira cakes to show our support for you coming out.
Love and light and peace. You bring lgiht to the world Lij!!! Oh and DOm, too.
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HWRefugees
> Thread XXV
> Keeping the Faith
Like OK u guyz alwayz talk bout dom n lij but u know who I LURVE????? JRD!!! I LURVE BIG HAIR MEN! They r sooooooooooooooo SEXAY!!1
i jus picture myself runnin my digits thru that thick dark course chest hair ^_^ cuz OMG it's JRD!!!
JRD 4EVAH!!! HE RAWKS!!!
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HWRefugees
> Thread XXV
> Keeping the Faith
OMG you guys, I just had the most amazing idea come to me in a dream! What if Elijah is really a girl? I mean, we were talking about how femme he was and maybe it's because he's really a girl! I mean, he's so pretty, and he giggles just like a girl, and he's got those soft pearly white boy boobs that are just a little too boob-like to be a boy's! And what if he has to pretend to be a boy though, solely because there are no good parts in Hollywood for female actors? Oh, he's so oppressed! And Dom is so supportive to go along with "his" big secret! It just makes me cry for them! Love and light, Lij!
*lights candles in every shade of the rainbow imaginable*
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HWRefugees
> Thread XXV
> Keeping the Faith
Let's take a stroll down memory lane... when did you first notice the boys' special relationship? What tipped you off in the beginning? When did you first know for certain that Elijah was gay?
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> Thread XXV
> Keeping the Faith
So I saw this article about Sir Ian. What does everyone think? Sounds to me like thye're trying to gay Sir Ian up to take attention away from Dom n Lij. Eveyrone knows Sir I is just a dirty old man, so what does it matter if he's straight or gay? Like anyone cares. I mean, ugh, he's as old as my great grandfather I bet. Why isn't he dead yet anyway? But Dom and Lij are hot up and coming young actors with so many teenies after them (not me of course I know they're as queer as a whole orchard of parakeet trees) so their fan base would be really crushed if they knew the boys were spending every free second rimming each other and going ASS FULL THROTTLE IN THE PRODUCE ISLE wooo! Go boys! Light and love to ya! Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, everyone knows Dom and Lij are going to win best actor this year in the Oscars, but Sir I has no chance. I mean why would they ever even nominate such an old fart? So PR is really trying to keep the press off the boys, I bet. Anyway, just go and read the article, you'll see what I mean. Besides how is it news that his young boyfriend had an affair? Poor Sir I probably cant even get it up anymore and who wants to think about him having sex?! Ugh! That's almost as gross as het sex.
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HWRefugees
> Thread XXV
> Keeping the Faith
Squee! Ted's mentioned the boys again. This is just my analysys, of course only Autie will know the real truth.
Oh ho,
OMG! "Ho"? This is obviously an attempt to distract from Dom n Lijs true love by implying that they sleep around.
those Lord of the Rings boys are at it again-- and this time their high-spirited hobbit hijinks have gotten them into hot water!
Hmm...I kept reading this one line over and over trying to figure out what the meaning could be, and the only thing I could come up with is water sports. Do you think Dom and Lij are into water sports? I remember they pissed into a fountain once, maybe that was a shoutout.
Seems Billy Boyd playfully poked his pal Elijah Wood with a prop knife in the presence of police officers, who didn't know what to make of the pint-sized stars' puppyish antics. Perplexed and confused, the cops cuffed the scrumptious Scot and booked him.
So what do you think? I think Billy was really trying to stab Lij cuz he's so jealous of their true love. Either that or poking him with a knife is a metaphor and he tried to rape lij!! What do you think? I don't want to think this about Billy. I mean, Sean I could understand, he has so many problems, it's really not his fault all the terrible things he does and all the pain he causes for the boys. But I thought Billy was above this and he could be happy for hs best friend. Autie, I need your imput!!
The charges against his friend got fellow hobbit Dominic Monaghan's dander up-- so he rumbled with the cops over Billy's innocence, only to land in the clink himself!
So now Dom is in jail, too? What could this mean? Do you really think he got angry with the cops or that he went after Billy for hurting Lij? Or maybe it didn't happen at all and PR put Dom in jail on purpose so he couldn't speak out about his love. Or maybe they were trying to tempt Dom into cheating on Lij. I bet there are lots of hot guys in prison. I watch OZ, so I know all about it. But Dom won't be tempted, his love for Lij is true. That's why he wears those cock rings on his arm like a wedding ring to symbolize their true love. Love and light boys, we love you!!!!!
New Line legal counsel plans to set the record straight at Billy's forthcoming arraignment, where the charges for the hot-tempered halflings are expected to be dismissed or reduced to at most "disturbing the peace".
Of course PR has a spin on everything. They don't want us to know that there's a rift between Dom and Billy, cause they still think we believe their dumb tale of Billy as Dom's beard. *rolls eyes* Whatever. That is so obviously faked. Their banter is so practiced and I noticed that it seems Dom is uncomfortable around Billy in recent pictures, what do yout hink? I bet PR will spin something about this to make it look like Billy was upset cause Lij was trying to horn in on him and Dom when we all know it's the other way around.
Disturbing the peace? Rowr, boys, make love, not war!
Now that's definitely the Ted we know, dropping hints about the bnoys! They're always making love whenever they have a chance. Beautiful sweet love. I bet Dom uses his tongue to prepare Lij's hot, wet tunnel of love. he takes hours prepping Lij to make suer hes redt, untill Lij is shouting and so hard and redyfor Dom's love meat. Whew doesnt taht make you so hot? *fans self*
Meanwhile, mismatched celebs Demi and Ashton sent murmurs stirring last week...
Ted what kind of drugs are you on? You think you can distract us with this bit about Ashton and Demi? Who cares about them! You think you can mention Lij and then people will pay attention to any other celebs? No way! Demi and Ashton can't even compare to Lij. He's a true actor and very passionate about his art, not like thse sellouts.
So Autie, tell us what you think? I bet I'm way off on a lto of stuff, but I thought I'd just post my ideas.
Love and light boys!! We love you!!!!!!1!!
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HWRefugees
> Thread XXV
> Keeping the Faith
Nice discussion about Dom's leather wristbands! But actually I can tell you that they're not cockrings.
The interesting thing is, they WERE a gift from someone special... take a wild guess who!
Your friend, G.
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HWRefugees
> Thread XXV
> Keeping the Faith
Did anyone notice this?!?!?
( See the pic! )
Dom's jeans have a beautiful drawing of Mary right on his thigh. Someone drew on Dom's thigh!
Who's the only artist in the cast? VIGGO!
Are we wrong about Domlijah? Are we wrong about Viggorli? I can't believe this! Suddenly everything is uncertain! I FEEL FAINT!
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> Thread XXV
> Keeping the Faith
I know you're all wondering now what I have to say about seeing the boys again. Well, I have a lot to tell you about the experience.
Let me sum up, first. Nothing at all happened. Nothing at all happened, but just seeing them together doing nothing at all obliterated that smidgen of doubt that I've always sworn I never had but I really did have, trust me! And no, the video and pictures I'm about to post aren't going to show how much their interaction proved they were a couple, but please take my word for it, especially when I explain why Dom and Billy being affectionate and Elijah and Sean being affectionate is NOTHING LIKE Elijah and Dom together.
That said, let me try to explain what I mean.
( Read more... )
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HWRefugees
> Thread XXV
> Keeping the Faith
Look at this!! Dom has his arm around Sean *and* Lij! What do yu think it means? I heard that Sean and Dom hate eachother but now I'm wondering if that was just a rumor.
Autie, what do you think?
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HWRefugees
> Thread XXV
> Keeping the Faith
You know, that 'insider' said that the boys would be doing another color shoutout soon. But which colors? So far we've asked for:
both in blue
red and white
white and green
Pantone 435 and Red Dye No. 5
Cosmos Lemon and Hosta Leaf
black and gold
black and tan
Kahlua and cream
vodka and orange
...and so on.
All these colors are designated as gay. This is getting out of hand-- we need to narrow these down or we'll never know when the guys are really trying to send us messages with their clothes!
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HWRefugees
> Thread XXV
> Keeping the Faith
Listen up please for some insider information from New Zealand.
Elijah and Dom intend doing another colour shoutout for you all, so keep your eyes open for their next public appearance.
However the boys would like to encourage you to show your colours as well, so that they can have some proof that their loyal fans are rooting for them in their efforts to convince the studio to let them come out as boyfriends.
To demonstrate your support for Elijah and Dom in a way that the_pr would have to notice, read this page and follow the instructions to vote on the Crayola site to keep "burnt sienna" in the Crayola crayon box.
Your vote counts, not just to save this beautiful colour but to register your approval of Elijah and Dom's efforts to come out.
So please vote! And thanks everyone for the kind thoughts. Elijah and Dom are very much aware of all the well-wishes and appreciate them tremendously.
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HWRefugees
> Thread XXV
> Keeping the Faith
Someone asked Dom and Elijah for another color shout-out but they dumbassedly asked for "blue". Well, no one's going to buy that as a shout-out.
How about red and white? We know Elijah likes the White Stripes so he and Dom can dress like Jack and Meg for a day. :-)
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HWRefugees
> Thread XXV
> Keeping the Faith
It's been great with all the discussions we've been having lately, exchanging smoothie recipes and diagnosing Elijah's hormone problems.
But doesn't it seem like the boys should have found this site by now? People have linked to it from the old HW board.
I think Dom and Elijah are probably watching HWR and I think it's worth looking for another shoutout from the boys.
So, Dom, Elijah, if you're reading this and you want to show you accept our well-wishes and support, please both of you wear blue the next time you appear in public together!
Love and light to the boys!
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HWRefugees
> Thread XXV
> Keeping the Faith
Oh my God, look at this! What does it mean? It seems to be implying that one of the hobbits is straight, but that can't be true!
What do you all think? I'm so confused!
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HWRefugees
> Thread XXIV
> Keeping The Faith
Did you guys see that gossip item in ted_c's column?? The one where he said that one of the LOTR guys had sex with a waitress on a table at the restraunt? Duh, of course you totally did!
So.... who do you think it was???
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