It's gonna be legen - wait for it - dary!

Title: Number Sixty Six (11/?)
Author: Stablergirl
Rating: MA
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes:  God help me, I am posting this.  It is now officially the bane of my existence, so I'm just going to post and leave it alone.  Probably.  Hopefully.  It's a long one, and is therefore two parts.  Let me know your thoughts.

Chapter 11: Nothing and Almost Everything (Parts 1 and 2)

Title: How We Met Barney
Disclaimer: I don't own the show or the characters.
Summary: Ted tells the tale and leave his kids to wonder: Who's Barney?  Story found here on LJ and on fanfiction.
Beta: Roland44
A/N: I’m finding this to be much longer than I originally anticipated 0_o When I thought it up it was supposed to be like 6 parts. Now... So I had to add in a few extra parts. Sorry about the lack of update lately; I keep thinking of more uh... stuff. Plus I’ve been busy. Yeah no excuse. Sorry again, more tomorrow.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5

PART 6: “They don’t know anything, do they?”

Title: Five Stages
Disclaimer: Ha! I wish...
Rating: PG-13 for potential swearing
Fandom/Pairing: HIMYM, Ted/Lily, Marshall/Lily
Summary: Something changes in about a minute. These are not the repercussions, for there are none, but the group's perspective on everything.
Author's Notes: I'm sorry this kept getting screwed up! Hopefully you can read it now, fingers crossed. Thanks for all the advice I got, I really appreciate it.

(Maybe there's more to this story, maybe if we all had reacted differently, approached eachother about it, maybe there would be more to this story.)

 Title: Five Stages
Fandom/Pairing:  HIMYM, Ted/Lily 
Rating: PG-13 for potential swearing
Disclaimer: Not mine :(
Spoilers: none, I don't think
Summary: Something changes in the span of about a minute. These are not the repercussions, for there are none, but the group's perceptive on everything.
Author's Notes: I got this idea from... I don't know! Just kinda came to me. I totally love Ted/Lily, so I really wanted to write some. By the way, I have no idea how to link or show you guys my story, so I just linked it to a page. Anyone know how? It would help me so much!

xoxochic27.livejournal.com/

Title: The Waitress and the Bartender
Fandom/Pairing: HIMYM, Wendy the Waitress/Carl
Word Count: 5,700
Word Count: PG-13 for swearing.
Disclaimer: Sadly, I own nothing.
Spoilers: For 3.11, "The Platinum Rule" and "The Bracket" (ie, these episodes from Wendy's POV).

Summary: It takes exactly one year for Carl and Wendy to come to their senses. Carl acts like an overprotective big brother toward Wendy... which of course drives her crazy... which is unfortunate when he starts to fall in love with her.
Author's Notes: I’ve had this plot bunny drifting around my head for awhile now, and I finally managed to write it. I know the pairing’s almost too cute, but... I couldn’t help myself. I love Carl and Wendy the Waitress!

( She gives smiles too easily. Gives her damn heart too easily. She could learn a thing or two from him. )

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Author: msmanuscript

Summary: “I can’t keep it a secret anymore.”

Rating: Very mature

Warning: Yes

Characters: Barney driven

Notes: One-shot, I will NOT do a follow up. Took me twenty minutes to write. I haven’t written anything lately, so I thought I’d do something fast. Not my normal style, not much thought went into this one. Oh, and not mine, duh.

( Angst )

Title: How We Met Barney
Disclaimer: I don't own the show or the characters.
Summary: Ted tells the tale and leave his kids to wonder: Who's Barney?  Story found here on LJ and on fanfiction.
Beta: Roland44
A/N: Posted tonight by popular demand for magpieinthesky and sbmshaneomaniac. And now I shall fall onto my bed. BED!  Huh.. I think the parts are getting longer...

 Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

Part 5:  “I wannanother...”

Title: How We Met Barney
Disclaimer: I don't own the show or the characters.
Summary: Ted tells the tale and leave his kids to wonder: Who's Barney?  Story found here on LJ and onfanfiction.
Beta: roland44 
A/N: Tada! 

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

Part 4: "Good night, Uncle Barney."

to mod: Tag for the boy please?

Title:How We Met Barney - also on fanfiction
Disclaimer: I don't own the show, or the characters, I'm just trying to think of ways to use them for my own greedy amusement.
Summary: Ted finishes telling his kids how he met their mom, very sad in retrospect but it was nice to hear - again.  This time though, the kids are old enough to wonder: who is that guy?  What's his name?  Swarley?  Barney?  Is he the blond guy in the suit?  (I always though he was one of Uncle Marshall's work friends or something...)  So they ask Aunt Robin - according to their dad's story the two had some sort of history right? - What happened to Barney?!
Also found on fanfiction.
A/N: To answer your questions: yes, no and ask me after a few drinks.
Beta: </a></b></a>roland44  - girl got speed.

Part 1
Part 2: The man just lost the love of his life. Let him cry a bit

PART 3: “Then what happened to him?”

mod: request for some new tags please?  ex.: "kids", "son" ? something for the boy?

Title: Bromancing the Stone
Author: Lilithisbitter
Rating: R
Pairing: One sided Barney/Robin
Word Count: 3,000+
Summary: Barney’s confession of love doesn’t go as he planned and the repercussions change the dynamics of the group forever. Who knew Barney would take the break up so hard and shave his head? AU from The Leap.
Warning: Barney gets his feelings hurt, Achronological order, Objection!Robin, smex, and profanity.
Author’s Notes: Based off a series of shorts I did for comment_fic

"I said I could blow him away and nothing would remain. I guess he was trying to see if there was something left."

Okay, this one's kind of a big deal for me... this is an answer to the prompt, but it's also a sort of teaser for a longer fic I'm gonna be starting soon... let me know what you think, and if you're interested in reading the longer fic :) Thanks, guys :)

*hugs*
DoS

Title: Falling
Pairing: Barney/Ted
Rating: R for this (NC-17 longer story)
Warnings: implied future violence and dub-con, dom/sub, etc
Words: 525
Summary: Barney'd do anything to get Ted to forgive him....


community.livejournal.com/himym_darkfic/23283.html

(This description makes it sound much more complicated than it actually is... I just wanted to be clear, but the story - hopefully - explains itself as you read it)

Title: How We Met Barney
Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to the show “How I Met Your Mother” or to any of its characters. But I did make this story.
Summary: AU. After Ted finishes telling the tale of how he met their mom, they wonder how Barney’s doing.
Character: The entire gang of course as well as a few others; offsprings who are introduced and some OFC and OMC. later on. 
Pairing: I want to point out that I am a solid BRotp fan.  However, this story involves Ted/Robin, Barney/Robin, and etc.
Setting: Two timelines, one in the year 2030 - where Ted has just finished telling his kids how he met their mom - and the other around the year 2019, and onwards, where the story of how they got to where they are in 2030 is explained.  The sections in the past - with respect to the year 2030 - (2019 and onwards) is italized.
Beta: roland44 ROLAND is awesome =)
A/N: I actually have an ending and wrote most of it already!  No waiting months for an update, yay!

Part 1

Title: Barney's First Time
Author: MadiHolmes
Pairing/Character: Barney, Barney/OFC, mention of Rhonda.
Word Count: 1,000-ish
Rating: PG-13, but with mature themes
Disclaimer: I pretty much own nothing but my books.
Author's Notes: Barney does something he's never done before- not OOC, but put in a weird position. Also, there is a OFC, but definitely not a Mary Sue. Or even a Marty Stu. Not that kind of a first time, People. Reviews are always welcome.


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5214342/1/Barneys_First_Time

Hey all! I've been posting this story in the Barney/Robin comm, but I thought it might be an idea to post here also.

Title: The Upwards Fall (7/?)
Author: elodia47
Pairing/Character: Barney Stinson, Robin Scherbatsky, Barney/Robin
Word Count: 6,453 this update. The whole story so far is about 29,000.
Rating: R [language, adult themes etc.]
Disclaimer: I do not own HIMYM, nor do I own any other recognisable entity mentioned in this story.
Author's Notes: I've been labelling this story's chapters in a very weird way, but put simply, the story is seven parts so far.

Summary: AU from 4x15, The Stinsons. Alone in the bar one night, Barney and Robin make a bet about Ted's new girlfriend. Robin thinks it's simple, but once the feelings get involved, it becomes very, very complicated. Robin POV.

Previous Parts: Part One 1/3 Part One 2/3  Part One 3/3 Part Two 1/4 Part Two 2/4 Part Two 3/4

New update (It had to be split into two):

First half of 4/4

Second half of 4/4

Boy, I was having trouble posting here for a while, not sure what the issue was, but it seems to be resolved now. *Shrugs* anyhow here are some fics I've done relatively recently.

Title: A Shoulder to Cry on
Author: ShadowFoxFlame
Pairing/Character:Barney/Lily friendship
Word Count: 634
Rating: PG maybe
Summary: He gave a slight shrug and looked like he expected her to yell at him.
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone of this show, I just like to borrow them to play with them. I give em back when I'm done.
Author's Notes: Well just some more Barney/Lily friendship comforting, decided it was Barney's turn to comfort Lily though.

Title: Scalding
Author: ShadowFoxFlame
Pairing/Character:A little Barney/Lily friendship in the first part.
Word Count: 364 a piece
Rating: R-ish to be safe.
Warnings: Implied violence and vaguley implied non-con
Summary: A story about bruises and how they came to be...kinda
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone of this show, I just like to borrow them to play with them. I give em back when I'm done.
Author's Notes: I'm not sure what came over me really, but this sort of spawned after I wrote "A shoulder to cry on." I guess that one was to nice and I had to get back to tormenting Barney or something....

Title: Scream
Author: ShadowFoxFlame
Pairing/Character: Barney
Word Count: 637
Rating: PG13-ish to be safe.
Summary: He’s Barney, and everyone knows Barney doesn’t get to do that kind of thing.
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone of this show, I just like to borrow them to play with them. I give em back when I'm done.
Author's Notes: A piece I wrote when I couldn't sleep.

Title: Drowning Guilt
Author: ShadowFoxFlame
Pairing/Character: Marshall/Barney friendship....sorta.
Word Count: 580ish per piece, yeah it's a long one.
Rating: PG13-R to be safe.
Summary: Barney's friends complain he never tells them anything, and now Marshall knows why.
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone of this show, I just like to borrow them to play with them. I give em back when I'm done.
Author's Notes: Not really sure how this came about, it started with Drowning and was suppose to go into Breathe, but somehow Guilty and Walls came out instead.

Title: Masterfade
Rating: PG
Word Count: 925
Characters: Barney, Lily (friendship)
Disclaimer: Nothing but the words are mine
Summary: It frightens her, to be quite honest, but simultaneously moves her in that she was the one he came to when he broke.

Hey, guys :)

Here's the next chapter of Wrong Turn... I wanted to say thank you to all the people who've been commenting and reviewing on such a consistent basis... you have no idea how much it means to see the number of comments and readers gradually grow... makes me feel so good about this story, which has become my "baby" of the moment. I'm so glad to see other people are enjoying it too :)

*hugs*
DoS


Title: Wrong Turn
Beta: </a></b></a>snogged 
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: none, really; there is Barney/OMC and Barney/OFC, as well as allusions to Barney's feelings for Robin; all friendships/relationships are as they are as of immediately before the season 4 finale :P
Warnings: non-con, violence, torture, disturbing themes, dark!fic
Summary: Barney's determination to turn over a new leaf is cut short when a terrifying experience changes his life completely. In the wake of an extreme trauma, the group must face their own demons while trying to help Barney recover.

dreamsofspike.livejournal.com/200928.html

Title: Best Imitation of Myself
Author: solojones
Fandom: HIMYM, Barney/Robin
Rating: PG-13
Chapter Summary: It's been five days since Barney decided he couldn't be friends with Robin. She's trying to figure out what the hell that means.
Disclaimer: Yeah, it's not mine.
Note: I'm really sorry for the delay again. It's been awful timing suddenly having weeks between chapters when we're close to the end. But between the last post and this one, I *may* have re-watched all of BSG with a friend who hadn't seen it. So, er, blame Ronald Moore.
Note 2: Also, blame Robin, who is nuts and the most impossible person to write and who made the actual writing process of this take a freaking week.
Note 3: We're a couple chapters from the end now, but I have yet to decide exactly how many, hence the ever-confused chapter heading.
Spoilers for: This diverges from the show after "The Front Porch".
Word count: 6,300

Part 1 ,Part 2 ,Part 3 ,Part 4 ,Part 5 ,Part 6 ,Part 7 , Part 8 ,
Part 9 , Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14

 

( "He poured his heart out to me and all I could do is insult him. What's wrong with me?" )

Title: You Play It, Don't You?
Author: emilyia
Pairing/Character: Ted, Robin friendship
Word Count: 300
Rating: PG
Summary: Robin plays World of Warcraft.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Bays' and Thomas' and CBS'.
Author's Notes: For those of you who don't know (probably most) I play WoW. I met my current boyfriend playing WoW. And like Blah-Blah, I play a male character. So... yeah. This was kinda easy to write. Fun, too :D Spoilers for How I Met Everyone Else, set post The Leap.

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