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Reverend Magdalen: Case Dismissed (again) [Oct. 4th, 2009|03:24 pm]

modemac
http://www.modemac.com/cgi-bin/wiki.pl/Reverend_Magdalen_Part_3

Reverend Magdalen writes:

"GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!! I don't have the official documents yet, but my lawyer informs me that the Appellate Division has dismissed the case against me! This means the jurisdiction of my case will move from Orleans County, NY to here in Georgia ...where I live, so I can never again be forced to leave my home & rent an apartment in New York to fight the case!

"It also upholds the current joint custody agreement that lets my son reside with me [as long as no SubGenius materials are in my house]! I'll be sure to post scans of the papers when I get them, and of course there's probably some kind of legal loopholes that might come up, but this is GREAT news! Thank you so much everyone, I could never have gotten here without you!!

"I do still owe about $50,000+ in legal bills, and the payments are getting really tough to make with my husband laid off, so if anyone has a bit to spare, I promise to send massive Slack waves of thanks for your donation!"

In short, this appears to mean that after over three years of legal wrangling and over $100,000 in costs to her, they are back to the status quo. That, plus, she is still the only SubGenius officially banned from keeping SubGenius materials in her home, where her innocent son might accidentally come across them and become corrupted into the decadent lifestyle that got her into trouble in the first place.
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Bulldada Newsblog stories from Banned Books Week [Oct. 3rd, 2009|08:22 am]

modemac
* The 11 most ironically banned books of all time:
http://www.11points.com/Books/11_Most_Ironically_Banned_Books_Of_All_Time
* The Wall Street Journal thinks the hype over banning books in America is overrated:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204518504574420882837440304.html
* A 1934 Betty Boop cartoon that was banned for portraying drug use:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9Tb4TMibk0
* Hong Kong publisher to issue banned China book:
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5h7UmBoFjiV9t13z5cbcxRfGR6afAD9AUTL2O0
* "In The Night Kitchen," a cartoon of the often-banned book by Maurice Sendak, author of "Where The Wild Things Are:"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyNa198Ri8c
* 40 books about sexuality that you have to read:
http://www.alternet.org/story/142916/40_books_about_sexuality_that_you_have_to_read
* And here's a vending machine that prints bound books on demand while you wait:
http://mostlyhere.blogspot.com/2009/09/book-vending-machine.html
* Banning books is alive and well in America (and Arizona):
http://tucsoncitizen.com/rynski/2009/09/29/banning-books-is-alive-and-and-well-in-america-and-arizona/
* Author of the book 50 Ways You Can Help Obama Change America credits an online attack by Michelle Malkin into making the book a best-seller:
http://rawstory.com/2009/09/book-sales-surge-progressive-author-malkin-comments/
* The Complete Infidel's Guide to the Koran:
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2009/09/robert-spencer-the-complete-infidels-guide-to-the-koran.html
* Erotic Comics 2: A Graphic History From The Liberated 70s To The Internet:
http://www.sfbg.com/blogs/sexsf/2009/09/spanktastic_ambiguous_nymphs_b.html
* Children's writer Philip Pullman ranked second on US banned books list...Funny, I don't remember any of this brouhaha happening until they made a movie from one of his books:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009/sep/30/american-library-association-banned-books
* In honor of Banned Books Week, the town of Wyoming, Ohio is looking to ban some books:
http://correspondents.theatlantic.com/david_shenk/2009/09/in_honor_of_banned_books_week_my_hometown_considers_banning_some_books.php
* To no one's surprise, the most banned book of 2008 was "And Tango Makes Three:"
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8284509.stm
* US Post Office censors postcards with (pretty darned ugly) naked drawings, intended to promote a book about censorship:
http://www.examiner.com/x-907-NY-City-Life-Examiner~y2009m10d1-Censored
* Why it's hard to put sex in the dictionary:
http://www.slate.com/id/2227971/
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Roman Polanski arrested after 31 years in exile as a fugitive [Sep. 27th, 2009|09:33 am]

modemac
After 31 years, they finally took the step of arresting Roman Polanski on the well-known and long-outstanding charge of having sex with a 13-year-old girl back in 1978, or whenever it happened:

http://www.reuters.com/article/mediaNews/idUSLR5896620090927?x2

I never could understand why they took so long. On one hand, it's been well publicized that the girl in question (whi is now 44 years old) has long since laid the matter to rest. I'm not sure if she actually forgave him, but she's been quoted many times as not being interested in pursuing the matter and letting it be.

On the other hand, the current state of anti-pedophile hysteria currently gripping our society may make Polanski wish he hadn't fled the U.S. back in 1978. If he gets raked over the coals for this now, he may find himself in a far worse predicament then he was back then.
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Share your banned book stories [Sep. 26th, 2009|11:14 am]

modemac
My blog may not be as popular as Fark or Boing Boing (I estimate I have about 1,000th the traffic of those sites), but I'm very pleased to have some regular readers nonetheless. And it's you folks I'm speaking to, when I ask you to write about any experience you've had involving "banned books." A couple of sentences or a paragraph would be fine, unless you're inspired to write more.

A "banned book experience" includes practically anything. Have you worked at a bookstore or library and had to put up with whining idiots demanding that you take something off the shelves -- to Protect The Children? Have you read a "banned book" and found it interesting, or downright overblown and boring? (That was my experience with "The Satanic Verses.") Have you passed out books, stolen books, defaced books, or snuck literature into books? Do you plan on sitting with a good book, knowing that you're ticking someone off by doing so?

Remember, both the Bible and the Qu'ran are banned books, too.

"Apparently, SubGenius literature is so dangerous it can harm a child from a shed in the yard outside the house." -- Rev. Ivan Stang, commenting on the case of Reverend Magdalen
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(no subject) [Sep. 21st, 2009|08:48 pm]

modemac
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Review: The Wicker Man (1973) [Sep. 15th, 2009|08:34 pm]

modemac
The print of The Wicker Man that is currently playing on the FearNet pay-per-view cable channel begins with an amusing sight: the original warning by the British film rating system that the movie is rated X. This is amusing not just for nostalgia, but also for some unintentional irony - specifically because The Wicker Man has always been marketed and promoted as a horror movie. Anyone used to today's blood-soaked splatterfests masquerading as horror films will be sorely disappointed with The Wicker Man, because in fact there isn't a lot of horror in it. It's actually a black comedy, and much of the entertainment comes from culture shock more than anything else.

"Culture shock?"

If there's any one movie that modern-day pagans love to point to and say, "this is what we're really like," it's The Wicker Man. This movie was made in 1973, before "Wicca" and "paganism" and "New Age" and the Church of All Worlds had infiltrated bookstores, malls, and Web sites around the world. Paganism was widespread even in those days (as the pagans will loudly note), but it was largely an underground movement. Your typical moviegoer today is somewhat more familiar with May poles, bonfire rituals, the Green Man, and other concepts than the audiences of 1973 were. Back then, these things were as alien as UFOs and Hollywood movie monsters...and the makers of this movie knew it. I'll state right now that I'm not privy to the behind-the-scenes banter and intentions that went into the making of The Wicker Man; but on watching the movie, I became convinced that the filmmakers intended it especially to enlighten mainstream movie watchers - and, in particular, to offend their religious beliefs. This movie is a big "fuck you" to mainstream Christianity, and it was done over thirty years before the atheists set out to offend us with The God Who Wasn't There. This is why the movie was rated X - yes, there's sex and naked breasts and (some) violence in the movie. But what really offended the censors was the way it skewers Christianity. It revels in blasphemy, makes no apologies, and even ends on a happy (but gruesome) note, rejecting Jesus and God to the very end.

The only way they could market this, of course, was to dress it up in the trappings of a horror film. They even got Christopher Lee to star in it, playing the role of Lord Summerisle - and he enjoyed himself immensely, working for no pay just so he could get the movie made. (I can imagine him cackling to himself, "Finally, a role where I don't have to play another freakin' vampire!") As a result, audiences in 1973 went in expecting to see another take on Village of the Damned, where cult leader Lord Summerisle kept everyone under mind control. (Actually, that sounds like that genesis for Stephen King's Children of the Corn.) And because they knew nothing about "real" paganism, they wouldn't see anything in the movie to contradict this idea. So, for a jaded and naive horror movie fan, The Wicker Man is a movie about an upright Christian police officer trapped on an island controlled by an evil pagan cult - and in the end, the cult wins.

But to those of us in the know, The Wicker Man is one big, running in-joke. Right up to the point where Sergeant Howie "rescues" young Rowan Morrison from her kidnappers, this is practically a commercial for the ideal, idyllic community that most pagans wish they could live in. Imagine a place where the schools teach fertility rites to the kids instead of sending them to Sunday school; where you can bury your dead with the rites of the gods instead of being forced to hold a Christian funeral; and where festivals like May Day are celebrated with a parade through the town, complete with a sacrifice to the gods. That's not horror - that's paradise! (Or at least Elysium.) As the movie unfolds and Sergeant Howie finds horrible blasphemies running rampant throughout the town - children being taught about phallic symbols in the school, fornication going on in the streets, and blatant, casual rejections of God at every turn ("And what of the true God? Whose glory, churches and monasteries have been built on these islands for generations past? Now sir, what of him?" "He's dead. Can't complain, had his chance and in modern parlance, blew it.") - he blusters and becomes more and more frustrated and angry, while we laugh out loud at his sheer stupidity. Naturally, Sergeant Howie is portrayed as a complete idiot, someone who hides behind his own religious faith in order to protect himself from the world around him. (In the longer director's cut of the movie, Howie is such a conservative religious nut that he can't even get along with his fellow police officers.) This is the point of the seduction scene, where the luscious and very naked Willow dances in her hotel room, inviting Howie to come over and ravish her. This was actually a test: if Howie succumbed to her temptations and did the nasty with her, then he no longer would have been chaste, and Lord Summerisle's plan for him would have been for naught. But because Howie remains faithful, he becomes the perfect target for Lord Summerisle and his "cult" - and in the end, he gets what he deserves.

Having said this, I'll gladly give credit to Edward Woodward for his portrayal of the buffoonish Howie. While he blunders through the movie and becomes increasingly appalled at the goings-on around him, he never appears cartoony or unrealistic. He's simply a man out of his element, someone totally unprepared for the alien world he's been thrust into - a world that rejects his beliefs utterly. For a person like that, it would be only natural, even noble to cling to his religious faith and use it as a shield at the very end; even though this is what dooms him. His frightened panic at the end is what gives us suspense and horror...that and the cult-like happiness exuded by Lord Summerisle and his followers. At its climax, The Wicker Man does indeed become a horror movie - even, ironically, as it no longer becomes a portrayal of what modern-day paganism is really like. (The ancient Druids did perform human sacrifices of this sort, but their descendants have taken pains to let the world know that "we don't do that anymore!")

Also of note are the lovely cinematography and the equally lovely music here. Although the movie does have something of a washed-out pallor, there are many lovely images worth remembering (not the least of which is Willow's naked dance). The soundtrack has become legendary on its own, even to the point where it's commonly mistaken for a series of "traditional pagan" songs...though because of this movie, the Maypole song has often been heard in real-life Beltane dances.

See also: SubGenius Badfilms
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Notice for Facebook users [Jul. 23rd, 2009|07:59 pm]

modemac

Passing the word along: IMPORTANT - To everyone on my Facebook. Please pass this around to all your friends. Facebook has agreed to let a third party advertiser use your posted pictures without your permission. To prevent this click on SETTINGS up where you see the log out link. Select PRIVACY SETTINGS. Select NEWS FEEDS AND WALL

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Happy Lousy 40th Anniversary, Apollo 11 [Jul. 20th, 2009|06:50 pm]

modemac
Gee, it sure would be nice if the kids born since that day 40 years ago could see someone walk on the moon in their lifetime...

After thinking it over for a few minutes, I think I can say why I'm so ambivalent about this "anniversary" date, even to the point where I've practically forgotten that today is the 40-year date. Ever since Apollo 11, all of the unforgettable moments of the human race's space program -- especially NASA -- have been disasters. Apollo 13, the Challenger explosion, the Columbia explosion, the Hubble Space Telescope troubles...and that's about it. The moments I can recall offhand that can be considered genuine triumphs for NASA and space exploration were all unmanned missions: the Voyager 1 and 2 missions; the first Viking mission to Mars (33 years ago!); the first successful space shuttle launch since the Challenger disaster; and the impact of the Shoemaker-Levy comet on Jupiter in 1994 that gave us all of those pictures. I suppose the recent Mars land rover missions were also good successes, especially since that was the first successful Mars mission since a series of stupid mistakes led to three or four failed Mars explorer missions in a row. And does anyone really remember the Mars Rock -- that meteorite discovered in Antarctica with fossil impressions suggesting there *might* have been life on Mars? There were some great historic accomplishments there, but nothing that comes close to the moment that happened when Humanity -- the human race itself -- left the planet Earth and actually set foot on another world for the first time.

In contrast, science fiction and even science fiction movies have improved exponentially. "2001" seems woefully optimistic in its predictions (a manned Moon base and huge orbiting hotels by the year 2001 -- eight years ago), and special effects have improved to the point where much of the sense of awe we used to get from seeing the exploration of the Universe is gone. The most recent moment of "awe" I can recall from a science fiction movie was when I saw "Wall-E." Other than that, all we see in science fiction movies are explosions, zap guns, and soap operas. Even the new "Star Trek" movie has exchanged the wonders of the Universe from Roddenberry's day, for the fast-pasted action of J.J. Abrams. While that's not necessarily a bad thing, it makes me nostalgic for the days of Carl Sagan's "Cosmos," or even the movie "Contact"...which, despite its simplistic and cartoony plot, still managed to capture a bit of the sense of "awe" I'm looking for.

Adding insult to injury is the reason why we haven't progressed beyond the Moon in the past forty years.  President Kennedy may have said, "We choose to go to the Moon not because it is easy, but because it is hard."  What he didn't say was this: "We went to the Moon because we had to beat the Russians there, so we could claim the credit for doing it first."  The Cold War gave us the impetus to go to the Moon, and ever since the end of the Cold War, space development has proceeded at worse than a snail's pace.  Without the incentive of war ("cold" or otherwise), I've long since been convinced that the other factor that will spark the exploration of space to life once again will be commercialism.  The great boom in space exploration will come when someone figures out a way to travel into outer space and actually make a substantial PROFIT from it.  Then we'll see a bandwagon that matches or exceeds our other technological explosions -- manufacturing, transportation, television, computers, the Internet, cell phones.  But until that happens, the best we can hope for is to see a return to the Moon within our lifetimes -- maybe.

Ever since Apollo 11, all we can offer to this generation of humans for our progress in leaving this planet is failure.

So excuse me if I don't feel much like celebrating what was certainly one of the greatest achievements of the human race, forty years ago today.
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X-Day 2009: A Moment on Saturday Morning [Jul. 8th, 2009|09:21 pm]

modemac

On Saturday morning, I woke up (wow!) to the sound of drumming from the Roundhouse.  I figured the pagan drum circle had not ended yet; but when I looked out and saw the Roundhouse, I saw three people drumming.  Two of them were SubGenii – Reverend Brainleak (Eggplant’s son), and the SubGenius who was dubbed RevAnon last year when Anonymous attended X-Day.  There were a few pagan folks in the Roundhouse circle, so I decided to head over and check it out.

Story and pictures after the cut. )
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Posting X-Day pictures to alt.binaries.slack [Jul. 7th, 2009|07:55 am]

modemac
Most of the pictures from X-Day XII are probably going to come from Web-based photo galleries, i.e. Livejournal, MySpace, Photobucket, Facebook, and so on. It would still be good to take the time and post your photos to alt.binaries.slack as well -- because unlike those other sites, alt.binaries.slack is UNCENSORED.

Getting access to Usenet binaries groups is harder than it used to be. See my wiki page for some advice: http://www.modemac.com/wiki/Usenet_Newsgroups

Also, you'll need to get off your butt and install some newsgroup reader software. The two most popular are Forte Agent ( http://www.forteinc.com ) and the pan newsreader ( http://pan.rebelbase.com/ ). But once you have a newsgroup reader installed, you will be able to experience Usenet newsgroups in all their glory -- including alt.binaries.slack, if you have access to the binaries groups.

Rev. Ivan Stang posted yesterday, July 6, 2009: "Anybody who snail-mails me a disk, I will put them on alt.binaries.slack and somewhat more carefully selected ones on SubSITE. We are as vain as anybody and take care to use only the most
flattering or disgusting pictures."
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OBAMA vs A FLY (the conspiracy) [Jun. 21st, 2009|08:29 am]

abcdavid
president obama fighting a protesting fly that happened to be flying near-by...a conspiratorial assassination of the third kind before it had a chance to speak its truth.



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The most disturbing song I've heard in years [Jun. 20th, 2009|06:19 am]

modemac
When I was about five, maybe six years old, I heard a song on the radio that traumatized me: "Timothy" by Rupert Holmes. It was a song about three people trapped in a mine after a cave-in, in which two of them killed and ate the third in order to survive. That number did a job on my fragile five-year-old psyche, and for years afterward I'd have this sick feeling in the pit of my stomach when I heard that song. This morning on the way to work, I heard a song that caught me off-guard and gave the same sick feeling in my stomach. It was a song called "The Rake's Song" by The Decemberists. It featured a character who did something completely despicable (not cannibalism), and there was even a nod to "A Clockwork Orange" in it as the rake called himself "your humble narrator" at one point. I won't describe what the song is about; rather, I'll give you the chance to hear it for yourself. Apparently The Decemberists have made this song available as a free (and legal) download, as a promo for their new album "The Hazards of Love." Just do a Google search for "The Decemberists" plus "The Rake's Song." It even has a YouTube video. (Welcome to the 21st century.)




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SubGenius Cult Invites Stephen Colbert To Armageddon [Jun. 18th, 2009|09:39 pm]

modemac
With only two weeks remaining before their prediction of the Apocalypse comes to pass, the Church of the SubGenius has taken the step of inviting controversial and popular political talk show host Stephen Colbert to join its ranks.

On Wednesday, June 17, 2009, Colbert exposed the mysterious and hidden cabal of world power brokers who comprise the Bohemian Grove on his Comedy Central show "The Colbert Report." In his report, he declared the Bohemian Grove to be a "total sausage fest," and expressed his desire to join an organization in which women dance around pagan statues in secret rituals.

In response to this statement, the Church has issued an open invitation for Colbert to take part in X-Day, its end-of-the-world festival. Since its inception in 1953, Church founder J.R. "Bob" Dobbs has predicted that a fleet of flying saucers will arrive at the beginning of July to destroy the worldwide Conspiracy against the Church of the SubGenius, while all ordained SubGenius ministers will be rescued by escape vessels piloted by the Alien Sex Goddesses, also known as the Xists. The Church is inviting all of its members worldwide to gather together for the final hours in Sherman, New York from Wednesday, July 1, 2009 to Sunday, July 5, at a clothing-optional outdoor campground called Brushwood Folklore Center. The first gathering at this compound took place in 1996, and the event has increased in size and participants each following year. 1998 was designated the first true "X-Day," and each successive year has added one to the total. This year's celebration in 2009 is X-Day 12, or X-Day XII. X-Day will be a celebration of free expression, performance art, rock and roll, pornography, and adult entertainment; and certain parts of the event will be restricted to adults only.

Church member Reverend Modemac, one of the festival's organizers, stated, "In contrast to the Bohemian Grove, we invite Mister Colbert to join us in a festival that not only has beautiful and nubile members of all genders, but is also steeped in conspiracy theory. Whatever conspiracy you believe in -- we have it."

The Church of the SubGenius is a popular organization often seen as a "parody" of religious cults, including Scientology, the Raelians, and the Unification Church. It was founded in 1953 by a mysterious figure named J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, whose smiling, pipe-smoking image has been seen worldwide in chip art, graffiti, tattoos, and rock albums from performers ranging from Devo and George Clinton to Sublime. A number of celebrities are SubGenius ministers, including former Talking Heads singer David Byrne, Penn Jillette, Robert Anton Wilson, and Pee-Wee Herman.

The Church has issued a prediction that invading aliens from outer space will arrive on Earth on July 5th, 2009 (or "X-Day"), and that only the ordained members of the Church of the SubGenius will survive the oncoming cataclysm. Membership in the Church costs $30 USA, and Stephen Colbert will be required to pay this membership fee in order to join.

However, the Church promises all members they will get their money's worth. The Church has a standing offer: "Eternal Salvation Or Triple Your Money Back."

In an interview with CNN, Church business manager Reverend Ivan Stang said, "We're probably the only cult that admits we're ripping them off every day, and teaching them to enjoy it."

Official Web site of the Church of the SubGenius:

http://www.subgenius.com

Wikipedia article on the Church:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius

Article on the Church at Stephen Colbert's own wiki:

http://www.wikiality.com/Church_of_the_SubGenius

X-Day and the invading extraterrestrial aliens:

http://www.modemac.com/x-day
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Rumors and Portents for X-Day 2009 [Jun. 12th, 2009|05:49 am]

modemac
* June 10, 2009 – now included on the list of X-Day performers: ANDREW THE IMPALED and PHAT MAN DEE!
* Whispered rumors speak of an intranet wi-fi hot spot that may spontaneously appear. You can take your fancy gizmos with you (iPod, iPhone, iWhatever, PSP, laptop, etc.), and look for it.
* In a similar vein, we're putting together a special event to take place especially when it RAINS. Brushwood downpours are notorious for being intense but short-lived. When it rains, you DON'T HAVE TO HIDE IN YOUR TENT! Take your electronic gizmos to the Studio (up next to the bathrooms and showers, near Registration), along with snacks and drinks, and we will have a Media Sharing Party where you get to show off your toys to your fellow SubGenii!
* Bring your FM radios - SubGenius Radio returns to the airwaves this year!
* And Priestess Pisces has hinted the BLOOD WRESTLING will resume!
* Rev. Susie the Floozie will be bringing five pounds of marshmallows for a BIG S'More party! Please bring her sacrifices of chocolate and graham crackers!
* Reverend Eggplant is asking people to go to their local dollar store and buy bulk loads of liquid dish soap. HINT – it may involve a huge Slip-n-Slide.
* Dr. K'Taden Legume's order to all X-Day attendees can be read on alt.slack at this link: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.slack/browse_thread/thread/4cd32ef1e3cfec4a
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Furries don't like my Web site...again [May. 20th, 2009|06:04 am]

modemac
http://www.modemac.com/wiki/Crush_Yiff_Destroy

A full three years after writing this article, the block on my Web page has been reinstated by the furry gossip site "Crush Yiff Destroy." It happened on May 19th, the day I updated my review of the Web comic Better Days -- which is one of CYD's most frequent targets. I included a link to their own review of the comic, which paints the comic's creator, Jay Naylor, in a less-than-flattering manner. Suddenly, the redirect from my Web page is back...so now, if you go to the link to CYD at the top of my page and click it, you are redirected to a gay senior citizen site. You'd think the folks at CYD would like what little attention they get from this Web site, but evidently they prefer to take this action, which seems to be the equivalent of saying I'm a big meanie poo-poo head. Awwww, too bad. :)
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Spread X-Day on your favorite blogs and message boards [May. 16th, 2009|09:45 am]

modemac
The excitement is in the air! THIS is the best time of the year to be a SubGenius, for the very air crackles with anticipation that X-Day is coming at last. FOR REAL! YES! THIS is the year that the Xists shall descend from the heavens and leave naugh but smoldering ruins in their wake. THE CONSPIRACY SHALL PERISH! Or at least we have two months worth of excitement and anticipation building up as we prepare for the parties and orgies.

We are calling upon YOU to SPREAD THE WORD! X-Day is a festival of the weird, wonderful, and offbeat -- and YOU are the best way to bring the word to the unwashed masses about it. We are asking you to plug X-Day at your favorite "weird" blog and message board, and let them know that there's a party a-brewin'.

Since I was enticed into joining up for Facebook a couple of weeks ago, I've been feeling it starting to sink its claws into me. So I've resisted by plugging X-Day as much as possible there, by starting a Facebook "event" and continuously bombarding everyone naive enough to "friend" me there with repeated plugs for X-Day. (That, and those cute little "flair" e-buttons that everyone there is trading these days.) Be sure to tell your friends, e-friends, blog buddies, contacts, and whatever they call it about X-Day!


If you regularly visit a "weird" blog, a place for "disgusting" pics, a place for dumb jokes, for your favorite band, for religious discussions, for porn, for MORE porn, for paranormal or skeptical crap, or for any subject that you enjoy...then THAT is the place to put in a plug for X-Day! The goal of this project is simple:

GET SOMEONE TO COME TO X-DAY WHO HAS NEVER BEEN THERE BEFORE.

This is a way to "seed" X-Day amid the masses, and lay the foundation for it to spread beyond its traditional base of geeks, SF fans, and (some) pagans. There are many unsaved souls out there who would love X-Day...if they only they knew about it! This is why we want you to spread the word!

( http://www.modemac.com/wiki/Spread_The_Word -- advice on spreading the word. )

P.S. -- Congratulations to Reverend Magdalen for a successful auction of her donated Poppy Z. Brite artwork. The winning bid came to $499!
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Poppy Z. Brite art auction for Reverend Magdalen [May. 10th, 2009|06:33 pm]

modemac
A message from Reverend Magdalen:

Dear Friends,

I'm still working on raising the retainer for the appeals case, and I've raised about half of the $5,000 needed so far, but I'm overjoyed to report that a saintly anonymous donor has donated the framed and matted Miran Kim painting of the original cover artwork for the classic Poppy Z. Brite novel Lost Souls, and an Advance Reading Copy of the novel.

These items are now up on eBay, and the book will be signed by Poppy Z. Brite specially for the auction winner! This is a unique set of horror genre collectibles that I'm so grateful to be able to auction. The easy to remember URL is: http://www.tinyurl.com/LostSoulsArt (case-sensitive!).

Please share this link with anyone you know who's a fan of Poppy Z. Brite, Miran Kim, or who just loves wonderful dark vampire art.

Please also send massive Slack Waves to this donor who wishes to remain anonymous, but who deserves an unstoppable juggernaut of Slack. This person is a really unique individual who deserves every kind of happiness, and it can't hurt to have a whole bunch of people beaming Slack their way!

Thank you so much for taking an interest in my situation and helping me out, it means more than I can express to know so many people are rooting for me!

-- Rachel Bevilacqua / "Rev. Magdalen"

http://pledgie.com/campaigns/90
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Benefit DANCE PARTY for S.Clay Wilson! [Apr. 17th, 2009|12:58 pm]

ladykarris
Rev. Ivan Stang posted the following bulletin to alt.slack on Friday, April 17th:

"Founding ZAP! COMIX cartoonist and all around bon vivant S.Clay Wilson (creator of the Checkered Demon, Captain Pissgums and Ruby the Dyke) suffered a brain injury on November 2nd, 2008. He fell down and went boom while walking home to his San Francisco apartment that night and almost died from the trauma of the injury.

"Wilson is doing well today thanks to TLC from his intrepid and beautiful soulmate Lorraine Chamberlain plus aid and encouragement from his many friends and fans. However, the doctor bills are enormous and continue to mount as he is still receiving physical therapy treatments.

"And that is why LOW KEY ARTS and Wilson's fellow Lincoln, Nebraska "homie" Dale Ashmun are hosting a benefit DANCE PARTY on Saturday April 18th at the Low Key Arts Center, starting at 8pm (all ages). Admission will be a low $3.00 and there will be many S. Clay Wilson books and comix for sale to raise additional money for our favorite pirate.

"The Dance Party will feature DJ Princess PartyGirl, a native of Lake Charles LA., fresh from a two week stay in the Orleans Parish Prison for having too much fun during Mardi Gras. Her cousin El Gordo, the notorious SubGenius World Champion Nude Blood Wrestling Champ, will be providing special dance lessons and demonstrating some top secret rasslin' holds. The reclusive Roody Toot Kazoody, Rock n' Roll Guru and founder of Gurock will be performing a few songs as well. Frantic dance music from the 40s through 90s will be featured and there will be numerous dance contests, a round or two of musical chairs and special surprise contests with exquisite prizes galore. You'll also be treated to a showing of S. Clay Wilson art from the collection of his friend and fellow Cornhusker Dale Ashmun. Dress as your favorite rock star and receive 2 for 1 admission to this Can't Miss Low Key Arts event. Ambient video from the vaults of obscure beat poet J. Melvin Prufrock will add the overall eyecandy on display.

"For more details about S. Clay Wilson call Dale Ashmun at 504-261-0223 and for more details about Low Key Arts call Bill or Shea at 501-282-9057.

"You can also visit the brand spanking new website for S. Clay Wilson.

"Be there or be square, music and comix lovers!!"
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God's Cartoonist: The Comic Crusade of Jack Chick [Apr. 13th, 2009|11:08 pm]

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At some point, you've almost certainly come across a little three-by-five inch mini-comic book that tells the story of someone who sinned and went to Hell – and what you can do to avoid the eternal flames of damnation. You may have found this comic in a restroom of your local movie theater, or at the airport, or in a bookstore; or it may have been handed to you by a religious proselytizer you encountered on the street. And even though these religious tracts come from all sorts of publishers, of all denominations, the ones you remember the most are the ones by "J.T.C." – none other than Jack T. Chick. Yes, you've come across Chick tracts at some time in your life, and most likely you laughed at their primitive message, beating you over the head with the message that YOU ARE GOING TO HELL unless you repent, right there on the spot, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior. And chances are, you threw it out and forgot about it.

But Kurt Kuersteiner didn't throw these pamphlets out. A Florida resident who's spent the better part of the past two decades engaging in religious parody, he found himself fascinated with the quality of this disposable, often-forgotten corner of pop culture. He became one of a small but growing number of collectors of Jack Chick artwork, and in 2004 he published the definitive book on Chick tracts, "The Unofficial Guide to the Art of Jack T. Chick." But he didn't stop there. In the years since the publication of his book, Kuersteiner took the time to track down several notable names in the world of Chick tracts – both supporters and critics – and interview them to get a closer look at the man responsible for those hate-ridden little comics. The result is a fast-paced and informative documentary that's probably the closest look we'll ever have at Jack Chick and his ministry. (And yes, it is a ministry – despite the virulently hateful reaction Chick's pamphlets get from average readers, he's still going out of his way to preach what he believes to be the Word of the Lord to his readers.)

Kuersteiner wasn't able to film an interview with Jack Chick himself; the man is notoriously reclusive, and the only know photos of him that exist are over fifty years old. But God's Cartoonist does begin with shots of the printing presses at Chick's own publishing house, Chick Publications; and after we get some crudely animated shots of scenes from his comics, we're treated to interviews with several persons who have interacted with Jack Chick himself, as well as a few of those who've followed his works and taken the time to criticize their message while simultaneously praising their worth as comic book art. Rather than casting Chick as a villain or a saint, Kuersteiner instead chooses to let his subjects tell their stories from their own point of view, and allow the audience to make up its own mind and decide if Chick is a villain or saint; or maybe he's just a person who's dedicated his life to getting his version of the truth out, despite what his detractors and critics may say.

What the film is missing, however, is an examination of the Chick tract phenomenon itself. It's taken for granted that Chick tracts have been distributed worldwide; at one point, Hal Robins mentions that Chick Publications has surpassed one billion tracts printed, and even the end credits mention how the movie's producers came across Chick tracts in random places as they were putting the film together. You'd think there would be a rich mother lode of stories to be told from people who found Chick tracts in remote locations, at their local churches, in phone booths, in porno theaters; not to mention the stories of how these tracts have affected and infuriated people who live in California, Alaska, Europe, Africa, Indonesia…but Kuersteiner doesn't explore this in depth. (He may not have had the budget to travel and tape interviews with people across the country who've found Chick tracts.) Instead, he concentrates on exploring the artistic worth of the tracts themselves, letting several of Chick's companions tell their stories about how they came to work with him. Kuersteiner uses the documentary style of "point the camera and let your subject do all the talking," remaining unobtrusive and not inserting any flashy camera tricks himself (except for the occasional animation of several Chick tracts at the beginning and end of the film). He doesn't even mention his own name until he lists himself as the director during the final credits, though he does note that this movie was "inspired by" his own book on Chick's tracts.

If God's Cartoonist is to be believed, then Jack Chick himself is simply a man who struck upon the idea of using comic books to deliver the message he wanted to give – namely, that we were all sinners doomed to Hell, unless we repent and accept Christ right away. The essence of Chick's message is spelled out in one of the earliest Chick tracks, "This Was Your Life!" which went on to become the most popular and most republished tract of all time. In fact, Chick's message originally was no more than that: we're all sinners, point blank, and we're all going to Hell for it. Chick tracts today are infamous for promoting a twisted version of Christianity, rife with conspiracy theories involving the Illuminati, the Vatican and the Roman Catholic Church, and other pagan faiths including Islam, Judaism, and "witchcraft" (which Chick never refers to as "Wicca"). The first decade or so of Chick tracts merely spelled out the same basic message, over and over. But Chick tracts reached their zenith in the mid-1970s to mid-1980s, when newcomers came to Chick Publications and began to influence Chick himself…and the result of this was the birth of a newer generation of Chick tracts, many of which prompted knee-jerk reactions from their readers that were as hateful and violent as the message of the comics themselves.

Three of the most prominent religious nutcases to work with Chick are mentioned here, including John Todd (who was the source for most of the Illuminati/New World Order conspiracies we see in Chick tracts), Alberto Rivera (he brought the idea that a vast Roman Catholic conspiracy, headed by the Pope, is secretly ruling the world and bringing most so-called Christians into the folds of Satanism), and Rebecca Brown (whose books she produced with Chick gave her a career as an anti-witchcraft crusader). These are the folks whose work we're often laughing at when we read about the evils of Halloween, Dungeons & Dragons, the Roman Catholic Church's ties to the Devil, the evils of Judaism, and other half-baked rants that thrive in the panels of Chick's tracts.

Kuersteiner gives plenty of time to interviewing John Fowler, who wrote the first actual biography of Chick, and Fowler paints a picture of a reclusive man who just wanted to get his word out. We also get to see Chick supporters give their own opinions of the tracts, including a couple of persons who've worked at Chick Publications directly. Fred Carter, who brought a genuine artistic style to Chick's tracts and drew many of the more lavishly illustrated comics, is profiled; he's the person who drew the full-sized Chick comic books of the late 1980s, as well as launching the Bible-themed Crusader Comics line. We're also treated to interviews with televangelist Richard F. Lee, who loves Chick tracts and makes them available to his followers, as well as famous Creationist kook Kent "Dr. Dino" Hovind and David Daniels, who still works with Chick Publications. On the other hand, we also see the point of view of several figures from the underground comics scene, who give praise to Chick for his perseverance and the artistic effort of creating his tracts…though these characters don't hold back their scorn when it comes to the laughable message of the tracts themselves. Entertainer and Chick tract collector Hal Robins notes that Chick's success as an underground publisher is one that makes many other comic creators envious, especially since all of his tracts are variations on the same message, right down to the checklist on how to be saved that is included at the end of every tract. There's even a few minutes with Rev. Ivan Stang of the Church of the SubGenius, who notes that Chick tracts were a heavy influence on his own efforts to bring his own message to the masses. (Stang also notes that John Todd is now serving a prison sentence, having been set up by the Illuminati to stop him from exposing the truth about their insidious plans.)

If Kuersteiner contacted or interviewed anyone who was of the opinion that Chick tracts are simply worthless due to their hateful message, he doesn't mention them in this film. He does touch on the controversial aspect of Chick tracts, noting how many Catholic and Christian bookstores were banned from making the more offensive tracts available; and Dan Raeburn (publisher of The Imp) expresses his distaste at the more vile, cold-hearted, and sadistic comics from Chick that suggest that anyone at all can be saved if the repent, immediately. Among the examples he provides of this is a Chick tract entitled "Lisa," which features a young girl being sexually molested by her father. At the end of this comic, her father repents and accepts Jesus, his sins are forgiven, and even his daughter forgives him for the horrible crimes he committed against her. Chick's stance of ultimate salvation for everyone who "repents" may sound good at first, but tracts like this one are likely to make all but the most hard-hearted Christian fanatics start screaming for Chick's blood. Indeed, Kuersteiner even notes that a number of countries have banned Chick tracts outright, including "our neighbor to the north, Canada."

So, why make a documentary like God's Cartoonist? Aside from the fact that he's bringing Kuersteiner is making the good old-fashioned argument for freedom of expression and freedom of speech. Jack Chick wants to make sure we're all saved by repenting…though, at the same time, he's also enjoying himself by describing and illustrating the torments we'll all face if and when we are cast out of God's presence into the lake of fire. This, naturally, has upset a lot of folks, and it's made Chick tracts a prime source for parody and derision over years. But this hasn't stopped Chick from publishing what he wants, and this is what Kuersteiner admires more than anything. He doesn't care that he's considered a buffoon, or a purveyor of hate; he just wants you to read his message. He's not in it for the money, which is something that can't be said about a lot of other religious proselytizers out there. It makes for an interesting tale, and it shines the light of truth on someone who has kept his identity hidden, even as he tries to shine that same light (filtered through his own lens) on the rest of us. And to his credit, he didn't try to stop Kuersteiner from making this movie. So why not watch and learn something?

If Chick's story interests you, you can see the trailer for God's Cartoonist on YouTube at this URL: www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3KcxJPi7Mo Be sure to post a comment there giving your story – or even post a video reply. You can help document the Chick tract phenomenon by telling your story of how you came across Jack Chick's underground art. With over a billion Chick tracts distributed around the world over the years, there are certainly some stories about people's encounters with Chick tracts that deserve to be told…and if anyone deserves to read and hear these stories, it's the person who took the time to put chick's story onto film and make it known to you.

(Early on in God's Cartoonist, one of the interviewees mentions off-handedly how Chick's tracts have spawned many parodies from detractors, who engage in the sincerest form of flattery while knowing that Chick isn't likely to take action to enforce his copyrights. However, despite this claim (and not mentioned in God's Cartoonist), there have been a few people who've incurred the wrath of Jack Chick. A friend of mine who goes by the online name "Psycho Dave" discovered this when he hosted an online archive of Chick tract parodies (which you can see for yourself at www.weirdcrap.com/chick/ ). Not only did he inspire Chick Publications to contact him and request that he remove his Chick tract parodies from the Web, they actually took the time to track him down at his place of employment and call him there. I have no reason to believe that he lied about this; why lie when the truth is far stranger?)
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