So as some of you knew, I was busy frolicking around British Columbia on July 23rd and came back just this week. 10 days of drunken debauchery. Shenanigans were, as always, to be had.
Highlights of Houseboating Trip 2008
- We docked, unwittingly, on a beach one stormy day next to a boatful of nudists. They left. I think we scared them off. Shouldn't it be the other way around? Coup de grace: the nudist boat's name was Poseidon's Chariot.
- Fucking shots.
- POTATO CANNON. You think I'm kidding?! I'm gonna see if I can find pictures for it, but yes, last year, it was a water balloon slingshot. This year, it was a potato cannon. I looked at the thing, and immediately thought of![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
rynoah.
- Inflatable barn animals. The kind sold in sex shops. The boys in a fit of drunken hilarity decided it would be hilarious strapping Betsy (sheep) and Annabelle (cow) to their respective crotches and walk around a crowded beach party with them, nudging people along the way. With the animals. It was hilarious, and apparently it attracted the attention of lots of girls. None of them got slapped.
- Lex: Question.
Chris: Answer.
Lex: Why the hell does Robyn keep calling this trip Assballstaint (insert year here)?
Chris: Apparently it came about while they were playing Guitar Hero, drunk and high. They assigned one note as 'Ass,' one note as 'Balls', and one note as 'Taint'. So this one song came up, and it had so many repetitive notes, so it was just like... 'Ass.' 'Ass.' 'Ass' 'Balls' 'Taint.'
Lex: .............how do you know this?
Chris: I asked. I tossed a note to Robyn in her Facebook going, "Assballstaint? It's geographically incorrect! Shouldn't it be 'Taintballsass' or 'Ballstaintass?' "
Lex: Robyn's married. Like she would know.
Lowlights of Houseboating Trip
- I got SICK. Seriously sick. Fever and everything.
- Came back home to find my CONDO BROKEN INTO AND MY LAPTOP AND COACH BAG STOLEN. I was so pissed.
Next Adventure: Off to New York City for the weekend withhelbabe and ninjajames, will be meeting up with raptorkitten, ladycass, dothedoo, and earlessoswick at some point.
Highlights of Houseboating Trip 2008
- We docked, unwittingly, on a beach one stormy day next to a boatful of nudists. They left. I think we scared them off. Shouldn't it be the other way around? Coup de grace: the nudist boat's name was Poseidon's Chariot.
- Fucking shots.
- POTATO CANNON. You think I'm kidding?! I'm gonna see if I can find pictures for it, but yes, last year, it was a water balloon slingshot. This year, it was a potato cannon. I looked at the thing, and immediately thought of
rynoah.- Inflatable barn animals. The kind sold in sex shops. The boys in a fit of drunken hilarity decided it would be hilarious strapping Betsy (sheep) and Annabelle (cow) to their respective crotches and walk around a crowded beach party with them, nudging people along the way. With the animals. It was hilarious, and apparently it attracted the attention of lots of girls. None of them got slapped.
- Lex: Question.
Chris: Answer.
Lex: Why the hell does Robyn keep calling this trip Assballstaint (insert year here)?
Chris: Apparently it came about while they were playing Guitar Hero, drunk and high. They assigned one note as 'Ass,' one note as 'Balls', and one note as 'Taint'. So this one song came up, and it had so many repetitive notes, so it was just like... 'Ass.' 'Ass.' 'Ass' 'Balls' 'Taint.'
Lex: .............how do you know this?
Chris: I asked. I tossed a note to Robyn in her Facebook going, "Assballstaint? It's geographically incorrect! Shouldn't it be 'Taintballsass' or 'Ballstaintass?' "
Lex: Robyn's married. Like she would know.
Lowlights of Houseboating Trip
- I got SICK. Seriously sick. Fever and everything.
- Came back home to find my CONDO BROKEN INTO AND MY LAPTOP AND COACH BAG STOLEN. I was so pissed.
Next Adventure: Off to New York City for the weekend with
helbabe and ninjajames, will be meeting up with raptorkitten, ladycass, dothedoo, and earlessoswick at some point.Leave a comment