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HEALING AMERICA
by beating people up
Created on 2007-01-19 02:41:48 (#12075622), last updated 2009-07-05
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About[For THE RULES, see the bottom. For THE CRAZY, read on.]
We are the fans fanning the flames of NEXTWAVE.
What is this NEXTWAVE nonsense?
You evil heathen. Get out of my sight.
[whispers from PR people]
Er. I mean.
NEXTWAVE is a comic book. It is the best comic book ever created. You might ask what is so great about NEXTWAVE. That is a good question. What is so great about NEXTWAVE is that it is pointless. It is a crazy, pointless comic involving explosions. Next question!
Who wrote NEXTWAVE?
Warren Ellis writes NEXTWAVE, Stuart Immonen pencils, and Wade von Grawbadger inks. We love these men, for the following reasons:
1. Warren Ellis is God.
2. Stuart Immonen is a lovely artist, and his women tend to look like men, while his men look like chimpanzees.
3. Wade von Grawbadger has the best name ever.
What is NEXTWAVE about?
NEXTWAVE is about five D-list superheroes who get together and beat the crap out of stuff.
Who is NEXTWAVE?
I refer you to the NEXTWAVE theme song:
NEXTWAVE roll call!
Monica! is gonna microwave your ***
Tabby! is gonna steal all your stuff
Aaron! is going to or-ga-nize-your-sock-drawer
Elsa! is going to speak with an accent
The Captain! HIS NAME IS THE CAPTAIN!
NEXTWAVE! (durnurnurnurnurnurnurnurnurrrr)
If that does not answer your question, there is no hope for you.
I'm sorry, I don't understand. What exactly is the point of this comic book?
. . . Hey look, a pterosaur in short shorts!
What? Where?
Oh, too bad, you missed it. It was sexy.
What is the point of this community?
When we mods first discovered NEXTWAVE, we, being humongous dorkfaces, searched Livejournal in vain for an active NEXTWAVE-related community. Sadly, however, the fact that it is impossible to be any crazier as a NEXTWAVE fan than the NEXTWAVE comic itself already is seems to have deterred people from making fanstuffs and clogging up the intarnets with NEXTWAVE madness.
However, we are in luck! Since we live in an alternate universe in any case, the relative impossibility of any given thing in your mortal realm makes no difference to us moddies! Therefore, we pledge the following:
1. To give you a place to rant, rave, squeal, shriek, squee, spit, and salute to your hearts' content about anything NEXTWAVE related (or anything that is not NEXTWAVE related that you manage to distract us for long enough to post).
2. To maintain the community as actively as possible, to wit, at least one posting per month, from a mod if from no one else, unless the mods get anthrax or The Itch or other terrorist diseases. Or they forget.
3. To keep an eagle eye out for Warren Ellis a.k.a. God and, should he turn up, kidnap him and hide him in the closet, poking him occasionally with sticks.
WE WELCOME YOUR ICONS, YOUR ARTSES, YOUR FIC,
YOUR NEWS AND YOUR MUSINGS 'PON STACK'S ROBO-DICK.
Cheers,
The Mods
(Twitch, Sci, and Thad)
P.S.:
THE RULES
1. No flaming.
2. No trolling.
3. No being a butthead, or we'll send Molly Hayes after you.
4. Join and post, please do!
5. When you join, introduce yourself! (Or we'll send Molly Hayes after you, eh? Eheh?)
We are the fans fanning the flames of NEXTWAVE.
What is this NEXTWAVE nonsense?
You evil heathen. Get out of my sight.
[whispers from PR people]
Er. I mean.
NEXTWAVE is a comic book. It is the best comic book ever created. You might ask what is so great about NEXTWAVE. That is a good question. What is so great about NEXTWAVE is that it is pointless. It is a crazy, pointless comic involving explosions. Next question!
Who wrote NEXTWAVE?
Warren Ellis writes NEXTWAVE, Stuart Immonen pencils, and Wade von Grawbadger inks. We love these men, for the following reasons:
1. Warren Ellis is God.
2. Stuart Immonen is a lovely artist, and his women tend to look like men, while his men look like chimpanzees.
3. Wade von Grawbadger has the best name ever.
What is NEXTWAVE about?
NEXTWAVE is about five D-list superheroes who get together and beat the crap out of stuff.
Who is NEXTWAVE?
I refer you to the NEXTWAVE theme song:
NEXTWAVE roll call!
Monica! is gonna microwave your ***
Tabby! is gonna steal all your stuff
Aaron! is going to or-ga-nize-your-sock-drawer
Elsa! is going to speak with an accent
The Captain! HIS NAME IS THE CAPTAIN!
NEXTWAVE! (durnurnurnurnurnurnurnurnurrrr)
If that does not answer your question, there is no hope for you.
I'm sorry, I don't understand. What exactly is the point of this comic book?
. . . Hey look, a pterosaur in short shorts!
What? Where?
Oh, too bad, you missed it. It was sexy.
What is the point of this community?
When we mods first discovered NEXTWAVE, we, being humongous dorkfaces, searched Livejournal in vain for an active NEXTWAVE-related community. Sadly, however, the fact that it is impossible to be any crazier as a NEXTWAVE fan than the NEXTWAVE comic itself already is seems to have deterred people from making fanstuffs and clogging up the intarnets with NEXTWAVE madness.
However, we are in luck! Since we live in an alternate universe in any case, the relative impossibility of any given thing in your mortal realm makes no difference to us moddies! Therefore, we pledge the following:
1. To give you a place to rant, rave, squeal, shriek, squee, spit, and salute to your hearts' content about anything NEXTWAVE related (or anything that is not NEXTWAVE related that you manage to distract us for long enough to post).
2. To maintain the community as actively as possible, to wit, at least one posting per month, from a mod if from no one else, unless the mods get anthrax or The Itch or other terrorist diseases. Or they forget.
3. To keep an eagle eye out for Warren Ellis a.k.a. God and, should he turn up, kidnap him and hide him in the closet, poking him occasionally with sticks.
WE WELCOME YOUR ICONS, YOUR ARTSES, YOUR FIC,
YOUR NEWS AND YOUR MUSINGS 'PON STACK'S ROBO-DICK.
Cheers,
The Mods
(Twitch, Sci, and Thad)
P.S.:
THE RULES
1. No flaming.
2. No trolling.
3. No being a butthead, or we'll send Molly Hayes after you.
4. Join and post, please do!
5. When you join, introduce yourself! (Or we'll send Molly Hayes after you, eh? Eheh?)
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