Zap! *BOOM*

Title: 0-0
Rating: G
Warnings: nope
Pairing: implied Dean/Cas? I guess? If you squint?
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Notes: This is sort of set in the AU for mst3kharris's minibang and frankly it's dumb and short and about soccer and frankly I just wanted to post something because it has been AGES since I have posted anything, oh my gosh. That is SAD. So yeah. Dumb and short and pointless. \o/

Summary: "Holy crap, you woke me up at four AM for soccer."


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Tags: castiel, dean, supernatural

Title: Kissing 101
Rating: PG13ish
Warnings: "Kiss" and "lips" don't even look like words to me anymore. Also I wrote this in like one and a half hours so make of that what you will.
Pairing: I'll give you three guesses. Which is to say, Italy/Germany.
Notes: For letsactive! Her prompt for me on the anonmeme essentially got written amazingly by adesso here, so I asked her to give me another one. ET VOILA. Seriously, all I write is plotless schmoop. I GUESS SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT... o9"

Summary: Italy straddles Germany's lap, digs his knees into the comfy suede of his deskchair — and Germany may argue for efficiency in all things, but the only thing efficient about this chair is that it makes you never want to stand up and leave it.


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Title: Orals
Rating: uhhh light R?
Warnings: did you see that clever innuendo in the title didja didja
Pairing: Italy/Germany AKA Feliciano/Ludwig
Notes: HELLO BANDOM you get a header now idk. I asked the anonmeme for prompts. vulchu gave me oral exams. We all know where my mind went.

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FALLING BEHIND WHATEVS LOLLL I will have more to post later today, I swear it!! Mostly because Roderich + Gilbert + Elizabeta is hilarious. \o/

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Oh my gooooosh where did my sense of shaaaaaame goooooo.


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vulchu and I are writing this sort of horrible and self-indulgent and irredeemable Hetalia band AU and really, there are no excuses ever. I will be posting what I write (I already know I'm not gonna make 50K, but if I can make 20-30K in a month I'll consider it a success) here. \o/

Again. Really no excuse.


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Title: An Interlude
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Pairing: Subtle Ukoku-->Koumyou
Notes: Short little thing I wrote for darknightrain a while back that I rediscovered just now. o/

"Ukoku, come inside."

His presence is soft, calming -- it is as though he exists on such a different plane that whatever energy it takes to exist in both planes simultaneously leaves a mark behind, smooth -- and Ukoku can sense him before he says a word, even with his back to the open door, even with his eyes half-lidded as he gazes up at the moonlight winding its way through the branches overhead.

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Title: Here I Go Again
Rating: PG-13/R
Warnings: Dumb, short, going nowhere ficlet thing. /o\
Pairing: Germany/N Italy (IS ANYONE SHOCKED)
Notes: This was originally going to be an actual thing and have plot and by plot I mean porn but I kept coming back to it and going, "Huh. I kind of like that." So you know, whatever. That being said, this was inspired by and is sort of for adesso. I APOLOGIZE FOR ITS BREVITY. And also its woeful lack of ... anything. Think of it as a precursor! ... To more exciting things!

Summary: Prussia wouldn't hide his collection behind books that no one, not even Germany, would move unless they were cleaning! Prussia would probably set up a bookshelf specifically for it, in his closet so that he could at least pretend he was trying to hide it, and he'd have more than five or six well-used videos (Italy could tell they were well-used, because the cases were all bent and worn).

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Title: Candy Is Dandy but...
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Obviously NSFW. Also, sap. Also, I am certain there are 23840985 typos and I will fix them later. :|b
Pairing: Germany/N Italy
Notes: Written for the kink meme! Prompt went here. Also the title is hideous but what can you do.

Summary: “G-Germany, let’s get you home!” Italy said, and down the bar the bartender looked up from his cleaning and grinned at them in a way that was wholly improper for a citizen to be looking at his Fatherland with though it also said some things about how maybe Germany should take note that some of his people weren’t quite so strict anymore and maybe he could loosen up a little.

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