cheesecake and booze (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} windsorblue) wrote in ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} gw500,@ 2005-05-25 22:09:00 |
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challenge #74 - "revelations"
title: Sweet Nothings
author: windsor blue
pairings: 3x4x3, 1+2-ish
rating: PG-13 - language
warnings: I am not responsible if you spew your beverage on your keyboard. ^_~
summary: what do happy couples whisper to each other when they're in a room full of people?
word count: 457-ish
dedication: tosuzume_sparrow - not exactly what you asked for, but hopefully it helps. *smooch*
Duo:
There they go again...doing that cute little whispering thing. Barf! I mean, yeah, it's nice to see them all happy together and shit, but my God...they're attached at the freakin' hip! That shit's not healthy, man! Oh, and here goes Quatre, giving me the funny empathy looks. Yeah, yeah - I know I'm pathetic and all because I haven't told Heero that I'm hot for his ass, but we can't all be fairy tales and crap, y'know? Jeez...happy couples can really be a pain in the....wait a minute...what was that? Q just licked his lips at me...like, all seductive-like. And now he's running his tongue over his teeth - what the hell is he doing? Maybe Tro's whispering something really dirty in his...what was that look for? Are they checking me out? Dude...they are! They're totally checking me out! The happy couple are standing right there, checking me out and talking dirty to each other! Aw, yeah...I knew I was looking hot tonight! The master is in the house, baby - lock up your daughters, because this bad boy is on the prowl! That's it; that seals it...me looking this good should so not go to waste. Heero, my friend - your ass, quite literally, is mine tonight.
~*~
Trowa and Quatre:
"You should go tell him he has lettuce stuck between his teeth."
"Why do I have to be the one to tell him? Why can't you go tell him?"
"He likes you better."
"Bullshit - you're just being lazy."
"True, but he does like you better. Anyway, Heero's planning on making his move tonight, and I'd hate to see him thwarted by something as lame as Duo having lettuce stuck between his...what are you doing?"
"I'm trying to give him the signal."
"To do what? Steal third?"
"No, smart ass - to go check his teeth."
"Licking your lips equals 'Hey, Duo, you have lettuce stuck between your teeth'?"
"I was trying to be subtle."
"It worked. You were so subtle he completely missed it."
"Oh, fuck you."
"Here? Now? In front of all these people? Kinky..."
"Later, at home, with your face in the pillow and your ass in the air."
"The evening's looking up already. Quatre, the tongue thing isn't working. Can't you just...I don't know - send some kind of empathy vibe his way?"
"And do what with it - make the lettuce feel so sorry for him that it leaps right out of his mouth?"
"Not exactly what I had in mind, but that would be a neat trick."
"It doesn't exactly work that way, Trowa."
"More's the pity. Uh-oh..."
"Where's he going?"
"Over to talk to Heero...and he's still got the lettuce stuck between his teeth."
"Well, I guess we'll find out if love really does conquer all."
*end!*
title: Sweet Nothings
author: windsor blue
pairings: 3x4x3, 1+2-ish
rating: PG-13 - language
warnings: I am not responsible if you spew your beverage on your keyboard. ^_~
summary: what do happy couples whisper to each other when they're in a room full of people?
word count: 457-ish
dedication: to
suzume_sparrow - not exactly what you asked for, but hopefully it helps. *smooch*Duo:
There they go again...doing that cute little whispering thing. Barf! I mean, yeah, it's nice to see them all happy together and shit, but my God...they're attached at the freakin' hip! That shit's not healthy, man! Oh, and here goes Quatre, giving me the funny empathy looks. Yeah, yeah - I know I'm pathetic and all because I haven't told Heero that I'm hot for his ass, but we can't all be fairy tales and crap, y'know? Jeez...happy couples can really be a pain in the....wait a minute...what was that? Q just licked his lips at me...like, all seductive-like. And now he's running his tongue over his teeth - what the hell is he doing? Maybe Tro's whispering something really dirty in his...what was that look for? Are they checking me out? Dude...they are! They're totally checking me out! The happy couple are standing right there, checking me out and talking dirty to each other! Aw, yeah...I knew I was looking hot tonight! The master is in the house, baby - lock up your daughters, because this bad boy is on the prowl! That's it; that seals it...me looking this good should so not go to waste. Heero, my friend - your ass, quite literally, is mine tonight.
~*~
Trowa and Quatre:
"You should go tell him he has lettuce stuck between his teeth."
"Why do I have to be the one to tell him? Why can't you go tell him?"
"He likes you better."
"Bullshit - you're just being lazy."
"True, but he does like you better. Anyway, Heero's planning on making his move tonight, and I'd hate to see him thwarted by something as lame as Duo having lettuce stuck between his...what are you doing?"
"I'm trying to give him the signal."
"To do what? Steal third?"
"No, smart ass - to go check his teeth."
"Licking your lips equals 'Hey, Duo, you have lettuce stuck between your teeth'?"
"I was trying to be subtle."
"It worked. You were so subtle he completely missed it."
"Oh, fuck you."
"Here? Now? In front of all these people? Kinky..."
"Later, at home, with your face in the pillow and your ass in the air."
"The evening's looking up already. Quatre, the tongue thing isn't working. Can't you just...I don't know - send some kind of empathy vibe his way?"
"And do what with it - make the lettuce feel so sorry for him that it leaps right out of his mouth?"
"Not exactly what I had in mind, but that would be a neat trick."
"It doesn't exactly work that way, Trowa."
"More's the pity. Uh-oh..."
"Where's he going?"
"Over to talk to Heero...and he's still got the lettuce stuck between his teeth."
"Well, I guess we'll find out if love really does conquer all."
*end!*
