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Gryffindor Quidditch Team

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Created on 2004-11-30 02:22:38 (#5309388), last updated 2009-12-19

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Name:Gryffindor Quidditch Locker Room
Website:Quidditch Rules
Membership:Moderated
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About

GRYFFINDOR QUIDDITCH: OWNING THE PITCH SINCE 900 A.D.



We are, quite frankly, your worst nightmare. Our brooms are so fast you'll think lightning just struck you in the ass. Our robes fit like a soft second skin woven from cashmere dyed in the blood of our enemies and make our figures look fabulous. The US government tried to confiscate our fingers for testing but we escaped with our alien technology intact. They're like bear traps, you see. Or shark jaws. Once they've got a grip, they don't let go. Ever. Our aim is so perfect, entire buildings full of targets have been known to mysteriously change locations when we're nearby. Eyewitnesses have observed forceful vibrations and water of unknown origins running down the goalposts when our Keeper is in play, and sometimes the smaller goals on the sides simply fall over. Fergie copied our swagger. Our Beaters play with trees; not bats. Our Chasers' teamwork is so flawless that passing flocks of birds get inferiority complexes at the sight of us. Our Seeker was accused of being part Niffler and our Keeper's nickname is "Purity Ring". WE ARE THE GRYFFINDOR QUIDDITCH TEAM.

And you're playing us next week!


Gryffindor Quidditch Team: Version XV

Captain: alight

Chasers: alight, gryffinwhore, weddingbeaches

Beaters: rhye, 3whiteroses

Keeper: surrea1ist

Seeker: la_conquistador

Alternates: cheapxdate (BCK), chosenfire28 (BCKS), colours_unseen (SCK), cxrdevil (BCKS), lovestyle (BK), miskatonic (BCK), qioui (BK), stamieebabess (BK), yanderess (K), _j_e_s_s_i_ (CSBK)



Term XV Schedule

Gryffindor vs. Hufflepuff: September 27
Gryffindor vs. Ravenclaw: October 17
Gryffindor vs. Slytherin: November 6-8
CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Gryffindor vs. Slytherin: December 21



Keep it canon!

Quidditch Cup Champions Term XV!


Matches are played at hh_quidditch. This community is a subsidiary of hogwartsishome. To join, please see platform_934 and get sorted.
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