Title: The Hilson Chronicles
Author: phoenixtsukino
Rating: PG-13; will be R later
Warning: Homosexuality, language, OC
Pairings: House x Wilson
Spoilers: Season 1 - Season 4
Disclaimer: I don't own House M.D. or any of the characters or anything else House M.D. They all belong to David Shore and FOX Studios.

"Between you and me...we could rule the world."

Chapter 1 - Protection

My first post here. Thanks for reading!

I´m posting this for my buddy Gr8BigNerd who hasn´t an account here. Enjoy!


Title: Dangerous Business
Author: Gr8BigNerd
Rating: Rated M for explicit threesome fun and angst...
Summary: A little OT3 House/Cuddy/Wilson oneshot I did in my not so free time...

( Enjoy! )

This one is entirely the fault of _abra_cadaver, well, okay, and katernater too! (it's also not an 'official' part of the challenges, but I figure ya'll won't mind *g*) Evil evil enablers that they are! katernater said there needed to be a sequel to Bet You Can't, so _abra_cadaver provided the following prompt to encourage said sequel:

follow-up challenge: Who could tease each other at work the most without getting caught by Cuddy. Cameron must help. Who ever cracks under sexual tension loses!

Admittedly, there is no actual Cuddy appearance in this fic, but one can assume she's probably around...

Title: My Turn!
Author: Highlander II
Pairing: House/Wilson, mild hints of House/Cameron and House/Cameron/Wilson
Rating: hard R, leaning toward light NC-17
Word Count: 1454
Disclaimer: Not mine, David Shore, Fox, etc. etc.
Summary: Teasing and cracked sexual tension for the win!

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( When's the last time you had sex? )

Title: The World Keeps Spinning
Rating: T (at the moment)
Pairing: Huddy
Summary: Cuddy just wants his sperm, really. House likes the sex, but likes Lisa even more. Now he's going to be a father, whether he likes it or not! AU

Chapter 1:tabbysnape.livejournal.com/1611.html

Chapter 2: tabbysnape.livejournal.com/1854.html

Chapter 3:tabbysnape.livejournal.com/2440.html

Hello everybody,

long time, no see. It's been a while since the last round of Get House Laid. No worries, there will be a forth round. However, the current mods have decided that it's time this community was given into the care of someone who still loves the House fandom as much as they did on the first day. Therefore, recrudescence and I have asked cryptictac to take over, and luckily, she accepted. \o/

I had a lot of fun modding this comm for the last three rounds. You were all awesome, and I'm hoping that this fest will continue to be as prolific as it has proved to be up until now. Because there can never be too much smutty fanfic.

Round three of GHL is now officially closed for any submissions. This round brought the House fandom thirty-six stories and one piece of fanart. We have compiled a masterlist of all submissions with links to each piece of fanwork.

( Get House Laid: Submissions Round Three )

Title: Bruises
Author: rolleson
Fandom: House
Rating: NC-17
Character/Pairing: Cuddy/Chase
Spoilers: Finding Judas
Warnings: Sex
Summary: Prompt 168. Cuddy/Chase -- Cuddy makes up for what that mean old House did to Chase
Notes: For get_house_laid This took too long. I have a secret love for Cuddy/Chase. 1482 words.

(I mean, if House punched me, I can't imagine what things he's said to you.)

Title: Little Bruises
Author: vitawash24
Pairing: Chase/Cameron
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3200
Summary: Post-ep for 3.09, Finding Judas. Answer to Prompt #204: Chase/Cameron -- he gets nasty drunk and it leads to non-consensual sex. Or just very rough. Either one.
A/N: Another late entry! I fear this is not nearly rough enough for the prompter's liking, but I hope it will serve its purpose anyway. This was adapted from an RP with enigma731, who also served as my fabulous beta.

( Nothing about this was a good idea, but haven't they earned an indulgence, a catharsis for a week spent in a House-induced police-state hell? )

prompt: 065. House/Wilson -- Wilson develops a thing for House's voice. After they get together, Wilson challenges House to get him off by talking, without ever touching him. House takes this challenge very, very seriously.

Title: Bet You Can't
Author: Highlander II
Pairing: House/Wilson, mild hints of House/Cameron
Rating: hard R, leaning toward light NC-17
Word Count: 1974
Disclaimer: Not mine, David Shore, Fox, etc. etc.
Summary: It's a challenge - House has to get Wilson off using only his voice.

ETA:
A big thanx to my beta, katernater, who picked apart my typos!
this is what happens when you post too fast b/c you're late with your prompt responses!

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( How's that different from every other night? )

prompt #130. House/Cameron -- bathroom!sex (but be creative, the hospital is banned!)

Title: Journal Entry - a dream
Author: Highlander II
Pairing: House/Cameron
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 703
Disclaimer: Not mine, David Shore, Fox, etc. etc.
Summary: House gets Cameron into the Mile High Club.


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( How we didn't get caught is anybody's guess )

Title: Show Stopper
Author: nemesishamartia (Nems) and benjimmy (Ben)
Pairing: House/Wilson, Cuddy wanking
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Well, there's Cuddy wanking. And there's voyeurism.
Summary: Written for the get_house_laid prompt 079. House/Wilson -- House and Wilson are in an established relationship. They fucked in Wilson's office and were caught on security tapes. Cuddy takes the tapes home for personal use.
Disclaimer: Nems: Say, Ben, do you own House?
Ben: *checks* Nope. Do you?
Nems: Nope.
Hence, no suing.
A/N: So, Ben and I were writing this fic and talking about it on IM. Now, CLEARLY Cuddy masturbates to this video, since she is obviously a H/W shipper, and so I asked Ben if he could write a female wanking. Ben's answer: "I can. I'll get a bit squeamish but I think if I can write necrophilia, then wanking should be doable." :D
Btw, it IS unbetaed. It's also late not because it wasn't done (we finished this before we finished Till Death Do Us Part), but because we just COULDN'T think of a title.

It would give a whole new meaning to 'home porn'.