Julian ([info]dsch) wrote in [info]geology,
@ 2007-06-24 14:02:00
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I CAN HAS FAULTLINE?
So! I've been lurking around this community for a little while now, but I figured I'd spare you a general/boring introduction post until I had some actual content of interest to post along with it, particularly since I'm actually a music grad student rather than a proper geologist.

That would've been the introduction right up there. See, short!

ANYWAY, [info]catamount3 and I just finished a week-long road trip along the San Andreas Fault from Point Reyes through to San Bernardino (though not necessarily in that order). We've also done some smaller trips earlier this year to poke different sections of the fault. Over the course of these trips, we've accumulated a three-digit number of photographs, and considering the two of us initially met via the internet a looong time ago (though, granted, not in geological terms), we decided to internet-ize our photos a little. But not just an upload, see? That'd be too expected. For all our time glued to computer screens, we've had much exposure to fads involving cats, misspelled words, and the font Impact, and we've decided to extend this treatment to the geology we've just visited.

Thus, we present...FAULT MACROS.


San Jacinto Fault, San Bernardino




San Andreas Fault, Carrizo Plain


San Andreas Fault (1906 break), Point Reyes


Calaveras Fault, Hollister


Calaveras Fault, Hollister


Pinnacles National Monument, Soledad


Roadcut near San Andreas Fault, Palmdale


Calaveras Fault, Hollister


Blind thrust fault (1994 epicenter), intersection of Roscoe Street and Reseda Boulevard, Northridge


Calaveras Fault, Hollister


San Andreas Fault versus Wallace Creek, Carrizo Plain


Reconstructed fence offset by San Andreas Fault in 1906, Point Reyes


Calaveras Fault, Hollister


Signs: Top two from Parkfield, bottom from (gasp!) Loma Prieta


Lotta's Fountain (survived 1906), San Francisco


The museum and interpretive signs at Fort Tejon completely fail to mention this aspect of the fort's history. Or even the year 1857 at all.


The shadows of [info]dsch and [info]catamount3 over the San Andreas Fault, Parkfield



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[info]midendian
2007-06-24 09:49 pm UTC (link)
haha!

The invisible surface rupture photo looks like it should be a movie poster.

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[info]dsch
2007-06-25 12:04 am UTC (link)
Heee! For what kind of movie?
Perhaps...1906: THE MUSICAL

(You may be better off not asking.)

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[info]hatchling
2007-06-24 09:53 pm UTC (link)
haha, this made my day.

Good pics of Hollis- I grew up there, a block away from the park in "U parked on teh fault" :)

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[info]dsch
2007-06-25 12:06 am UTC (link)
Hahah, awesome! It's all the more flattering to receive happy comments from someone who really knows Hollister rather than being geeky tourists such as Cata and I.

(And actually, we parkd on teh fault. So we parked a block from your house. Win.)

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(no subject) - [info]hatchling, 2007-06-25 02:37 am UTC

[info]antarcticlust
2007-06-24 09:56 pm UTC (link)
These were absolutely awesome. Just when I thought that I would die of annoyance if I ever had to look at another macro....

Funniest ever! These made my day. Thanks for posting these.

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[info]dsch
2007-06-25 12:03 am UTC (link)
That's kind of how I feel about most macros, too, since the really lame ones are starting to outnumber the cute ones. But then making fun of the lame ones kind of ended with making fault macros, so there we go...

Glad you like them!

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[info]sorciere
2007-06-24 10:00 pm UTC (link)
Total love. Thank you for posting :) (the garden one in particular is so cute)

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[info]dsch
2007-06-25 12:02 am UTC (link)
Thankee!
We're glad you like the garden one! We cannot, however, vouch for the person whose garden it is.

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[info]tequiladawn
2007-06-24 11:17 pm UTC (link)
::is madly trying to talk a friend into making a icon out of the San Andreas fault trio::
Yes Yes, you must do more!

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[info]dsch
2007-06-25 12:01 am UTC (link)
Considering how many photos we took, this is a distinct possibility.

Mooahaha.

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(no subject) - [info]treenafalem, 2008-07-16 11:58 pm UTC

[info]tequiladawn
2007-06-24 11:49 pm UTC (link)
Ok,yes, feel free to groan and throw things at me... but I don't think there are many proper geologists, just lots of faulty ones.

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[info]dsch
2007-06-25 12:01 am UTC (link)
APPROVE.

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(no subject) - [info]basking_lizard, 2007-06-25 01:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hatchling, 2007-06-25 02:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]auzjeweii, 2007-06-25 02:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dsch, 2007-06-26 02:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jennarenn, 2007-07-10 03:36 am UTC

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(no subject) - [info]hatchling, 2007-08-29 08:26 pm UTC
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[info]basking_lizard
2007-06-25 01:06 am UTC (link)
Haaaaahahahahaha! :D

These are AMAZING. This makes me want to go through my field pictures and make some of my own.

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[info]dsch
2007-06-26 02:39 am UTC (link)
Glad you got a good laugh out of them!

And it would make Cata and I very pleased to see this propagate beyond just the two of us. Contribute, I say, contribute!


(Also, that's a fantastic userpic.)

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[info]briansue
2007-06-25 01:39 am UTC (link)
fantastic!

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[info]dsch
2007-06-26 02:40 am UTC (link)
Thankee!

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[info]artemint
2007-06-25 02:07 am UTC (link)
Hilarious. I made my sister look at them, so that I could laugh and she could pretend to play along.

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[info]dsch
2007-06-26 02:40 am UTC (link)
Dare I ask how old your sister is?

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(no subject) - [info]artemint, 2007-06-26 06:30 am UTC

[info]nalidolly
2007-06-25 02:57 am UTC (link)
Best. Macros. EVER.

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[info]dsch
2007-06-26 02:41 am UTC (link)
Why. Thankyew!

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[info]flyboymike
2007-06-25 03:39 am UTC (link)
Now I wish I had an actual geoscience class where paying attention was necessary... or I could just pretend I actually know every single term in there and laugh. Option 2 it is!

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[info]dsch
2007-06-26 02:43 am UTC (link)
I still haven't had a geoscience class of any sort since TJ, if that even counts! It all comes from reading and hanging out with likemindedly geeky people. But then I figured that [info]geoscience could get in on it anyway...

Glad you're laughing anyway!

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[info]animerei
2007-06-25 03:40 am UTC (link)
Ha ha! I laughed so hard at some of these. Awesome! :)

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[info]dsch
2007-06-26 02:44 am UTC (link)
Glad we made you laugh!

(Your userpic definitely makes me laugh! Is there context?)

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[info]gemfyre
2007-06-25 05:15 am UTC (link)
Is there meant to be anything visible in the intersection photo?

I live somewhere where earthquakes are almost unheard of (Perth, Australia) so I'm not sure what I'm looking at with some of these.

Love the geology humour though. :)

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[info]dsch
2007-06-26 02:49 am UTC (link)
There isn't anything meant to be visible in the intersection photo. The blind thrust fault that caused the 1994 Northridge quake is something like 12 miles underground. Various sources pin the epicenter as having been under that intersection, though, so we dropped by anyway since it wasn't out of the way from the rest of our trip.

Which other ones were uncertain for you?

Glad you still like them!

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(no subject) - [info]catamount3, 2007-06-29 05:48 am UTC
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[info]verdechiaro
2007-06-25 05:38 am UTC (link)
HOLY BALLS I had a good laugh out of these.

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[info]dsch
2007-06-26 02:51 am UTC (link)
Huzzah good laugh!

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[info]wordweaverlynn
2007-06-25 06:04 am UTC (link)
I believe "you rock" is the most appropriate compliment.

Have you been to see the Hayward fault? Not only do we have great evidence of creep, there's also an excavation in Fremont right into the fault itself.</a>

I'm going to link to this post on [info]geographile.

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[info]dsch
2007-06-26 02:55 am UTC (link)
I agree on the measure of appropriateness!

We were originally planning to check out the Hayward Fault on this trip, but we ended up having to change our plans at the last second and it was one of the things that got shoved onto the agenda for the next Big Seismic Road Tour. Is the excavation site something visitors can check out?

Thanks for linking elsewhere! It shall spread and terrorize more people! Mooahah!

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[info]bluepapercup
2007-06-25 06:19 am UTC (link)
Oh, god, these were SO GREAT. I actually laughed out loud, and then made "I are serious fault" my desktop background.

Thank you so much for sharing!!!

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[info]dsch
2007-06-26 02:56 am UTC (link)
AHHAHHAH!

"I are serious fault" was actually one of the first ones we came up with, and may still be our favorite. Because silly landscaping compared to all the natural and spectacular things we saw over the course of this trip? Poor demeaned San Jacinto! Or something...

Thank YOU for liking them!

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[info]aardvarkoffnord
2007-06-25 07:16 am UTC (link)
Fantastic. Thanks for making my day. Particularly like the "In ur town..." one.

I remember the first time I flew to California (Limey, fell in love with Californian lass, natch). The first thing I said as I got off the plane?

"I love you?"
"Hello!"?
"Damn, I'm knackered."?

Nope. My first line was "Plate tectonics. Don't mess."

I must admit, even now back in the UK, I do have a minor obsession with the Hayward Fault. When it goes, it is going to send Berkeley into orbit.

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[info]dsch
2007-06-26 03:11 am UTC (link)
"Plate tectonics. Don't mess." should go on a t-shirt.

Hopefully it won't send Berkeley into orbit for a while! The fact that it's creeping rather than locked can't hurt...

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(no subject) - [info]aardvarkoffnord, 2007-06-27 10:48 am UTC

[info]cvirtue
2007-06-25 10:02 am UTC (link)
Sent here by a friend. Loved them!

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[info]dsch
2007-06-26 03:18 am UTC (link)
Glad you were sent, and glad you loved them!

(Also, love the userpic!)

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[info]kahnegabs
2007-06-25 01:44 pm UTC (link)
I enjoyed your post. When I was at school in Hayward State, the students named a some of the little spur faults that run across the campus. There was My Fault and Your Fault and Professor's Fault. I wish I could recall the name of the professor, but that was 30 years ago. I wonder if they still have those names? I'm pretty sure the faults remain!

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[info]dsch
2007-06-26 03:15 am UTC (link)
I certainly hope they still have those names, because that just wins!

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[info]static_hiss
2007-06-25 02:40 pm UTC (link)
MOAR PLZ. 8D

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[info]dsch
2007-06-26 03:20 am UTC (link)
There is grave danger of just this very thing happening.

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[info]buckyball60
2007-06-25 02:43 pm UTC (link)
could someone explain to me what is up with these sorts of pictures? i see them with cats in them all over myspace. the whole internet lingo /bad grammar thing? i'm seriously asking; i'm not being sarcastic. i feel out of the loop :X

i like the pics though :D

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[info]selenesue
2007-06-25 03:53 pm UTC (link)
On the Internet:

1. People type quickly, sometimes too quickly for such diversions as good spelling, grammar and capitalization. Thus, a system of shorthand and jargon evolved, as it does in many social groups.

2. People post cute pictures of their cats.

These two phenomena combined into the Cat Macros, cute pictures of cats captioned in Internet Slang. Several of the more popular captions have become popular slogans of their own. Some of these derive from video games, TV shows and other media. "I'm in ur [noun], [verbing] your [noun] is one such, a warning from a poorly translated Japanese video game.

Naturally, like any fad, people get tired of it and start spoofing it. Therefore, this post. The more familiar you are with the Cat Macros, the funnier it is. Honestly.

I hope this has helped your enjoyment of this very funny post.

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(no subject) - [info]buckyball60, 2007-06-25 05:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dsch, 2007-06-26 03:24 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]dsch, 2007-06-26 03:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]basking_lizard, 2007-06-27 06:18 pm UTC
Thank you - (Anonymous), 2007-06-27 07:18 pm UTC
Re: Thank you - [info]selenesue, 2007-06-27 07:27 pm UTC

[info]snobahr
2007-06-25 03:29 pm UTC (link)
Sent here via [info]cvirtue. Since my husband can't access LJ through work, I'm going to send these to him through email. And the puns in the comments are quite giggly :)

I'm so linking this from my journal, too. These (pardon the pun) rock.

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[info]biomekanic
2007-06-25 04:54 pm UTC (link)
I followed her [info]snobahr here, and it does indeed rock.

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(no subject) - [info]dsch, 2007-06-26 03:31 am UTC
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[info]emiwenis
2007-06-25 05:17 pm UTC (link)
man, i live here and i have not seen that much fault action XD i guess i have not specifically gone looking for it though.

seriously, love the macros XD i loooove lolcats.

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[info]dsch
2007-06-26 03:33 am UTC (link)
The more I go out and deliberately find stuff, not to mention the more I read, the more I start seeing in other places.

I'm not sure what all is around Fullerton specifically.

Glad you liked them!

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(no subject) - [info]hitferret, 2007-06-27 01:58 pm UTC
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[info]lightofthevalar
2007-06-25 05:21 pm UTC (link)
XDDDDDD I LOVE those!

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[info]dsch
2007-06-26 03:34 am UTC (link)
Glad you do!

(I think that's the most XDs I've ever had received in a comment!)

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[info]nhyrvana
2007-06-25 07:53 pm UTC (link)
These are all made of 100% Awesome.

-emily

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[info]dsch
2007-06-26 03:36 am UTC (link)
We are 100% glad you think so! Thanks!

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