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Geekingly Geektacular

Doesn't give good hugs.

Created on 2003-03-09 23:22:03 (#940536), last updated 2009-07-08

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Name:geek culture
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Description:Social Rituals of Geeks.
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Welcome to GeekCulture! (Previously in binary)

Okay well... I guess I should explain myself:

The way I see it there’s too much to talk about to just put in separate communities, so I'm taking out the middle man and making a community for the geeks. Like me... and my friends, and anyone else who wants to join. So let’s keep the insults and the antics in the forums, m'kay?

So I continue (or something of the sort): This is a place for lovers of anime, comics, music, movies, video games, role playing games, sci-fi stuff, and other geek like things. Or pretty much whatever you see in the info. You want to talk about Cowboy Bebop when the last subject was Nintendo? Then sure man go ahead its not big deal, this is a flowing community.

If you annoy somebody then you'll probably find out relatively fast. So don’t get upset if somebody picks on you, and they will too. No hard feelings... of course.

Please enjoy your stay at Geekculture.

geek (lyrics by c. ward, music by j. fewell, performed by mc chris)

chorus – stop pickin on me, because I’m a geek, I’m strange to you, you’re strange to me, well, one of these days, I’m gonna pack heat, you’re brains on the wall, my face on tv.

they dissipate the pungent odor of a power holder. sand kickers comin’ sixty clicks upon the sonar. they’re gonna fold me over like a trapper keeper folder. if this was d&d, you’d see me jump into a portal. I’m a geek, spelled G double E K. I meet my boys in the basement about every day. a card table, comic books and cans of coke that we blow out of our nose after a star wars joke. we got style: tape on our glasses, zits on our faces and hair on our asses. shiny shoes, belt buckles and pocket protectors, tricked out back packs like my main man venkman’s. we got problems, namely the jocks: the SUV suckers with class rings on their cocks. otherwise known as the motherfuckers touchin the tit. if I was wolverine, you’d hear my knuckles go, snikt. I’m not perfect, the before picture of peter parker, always trip and drop my tray in front of the girl that always sparkles. I got brains, fuck b’s and c’s, I got a grade point average higher than hendrix on new year’s eve.

chorus repeat

don’t fuck with a geek, just cuz he got a gift. you get in my way bitch you get a vulcan neck pinch. one night I didn’t go to sleep, up playin’ risk. at dawn, I won, got global dominance, but it in the hallway it’s completely different shit. can’t get my locker open and my pants are always split. can’t seem to catch a ride, can’t ever get a date, but in my mind 7 of 9 thinks I’m great. prom night bites, primadonnas prevail. I’m at home reciting lines from the holy grail. stuffed nose, and some swollen glands, never been kissed, never been holding hands, just bust my biscuits over britney in a bubble bath. darth vader with inhalers in case my lungs collapse. the dragon died from heart attack, you may advance and yo, I upped your armor class. being a geek it aint so bad, I can’t get laid, I got japanime stashed, and a mind jam packed with sci fi facts. dreadknocks rock, dinobots kick ass.

chorus repeat.


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