This is HORRENDOUSLY LATE, I KNOW. I am so, so sorry!

Title: Man of Action (the bite the bullet remix)
author: thisissirius
Original story: Man of Action by secondalto. You probably need to read that first. Go on, I can wait. You won't regret it…
fandom: SGA
Ratings/Warnings: pg. spoilers for sunday.
Words: 1402
Notes: sorry it's so late D:

Rodney McKay has never seen the need for divulging feelings by words.

{ man of action (the bite the bullet remix) )

Title: Famed in Song and Story (The Forbidden Fruit Remix)
Author: Fig Newton (sg_fignewton)
Original Story: The Forbidden Fruit by majorsamfan, in which Jack touches what he shouldn't and seriously regrets it.
Rating: PG
Pairing: none
Word Count: ~1,370
Warnings: references to off-screen lack of clothing
Disclaimer: None of them are mine. They all belong to their respective copyright holders.

Summary: What are friends for, if not to mock you mercilessly? Daniel's a little too entertained by Jack's latest problem. Set in S8, with no real spoilers.

Thank you, randomfreshink, for the super-fast beta!

'This is about that... thing with their stupid apple. Isn't it.'

Title: Rosemary for Remembrance (the Paragon of Animals remix)
Author: abyssinia4077
Original Story: _minxy_'s Into the Breach
Word Count: 3662
Rating: PG-13 (reference to sexual acts). Spoilers through "Birthright."
Characters: Teal'c/Shau'nac, Teal'c/Va'lar, Teal'c/Drey'auc, Teal'c/Ishta, Jack O'Neill, Daniel Jackson, Sam Carter

Title: Wallflower (the Five Times Surprised Remix)
Author: grav_ity
Original story: Five times Janet was really surprised during a post-mission physical, by majorsamfan
Fandom: SG-1
Ratings/Warnings: PG
Words: 1104
Summary: The more things stay the same, the more they change.

abyssinia4077, cupidsbow, grav_ity, hyperfocused, and thisissirius, please check in here with your anticipated posting date. It would be really nice to reassure authors still looking for their remix that one is coming. It would be even better to get the late stories all posted this weekend!

Thank you.

Title: The Captain and the Colonel's Daughter (the "Threadbare" remix)
Author: majorsamfan
Original story: Threadbare by vickyocean, which set Sam and Jack in the old west in the late 1800s when the Goa'uld invade
Fandom: SG-1
Ratings/Warnings: PG / violence described but not in detail
Words: ~2,325
Notes: With thanks to thekatebeyond, audrich, ssmith_12 and two non-eljay friends for beta (it was a group effort!).

Summary: Vicky's story was written from Sam's POV, and mine is from Jack's perspective. On his way back to a deserted Colorado Springs in search of supplies to see the two of them through the winter, Jack remembers the day the Goa'uld invaded and he saved Sam's life.

( The Captain and the Colonel's Daughter )

Title: Genus: Wraith (the Who Are You remix)
Author: jadesfire2808
Original story: Class: Insecta by cupidsbow. You probably need to read that first. Go on, I can wait. You won't regret it…
Fandom: SGA
Ratings/Warnings: PG [Gen with McKay/Sheppard in the background]/None
Words: ~3,280
Notes: With thanks to perspi and donutsweeper for help and reassurance.

Summary: John is better, and it is good to have him back. She is relieved and happy. Of course she is.

( Genus: Wraith )

The master list of stories written for the '08 Gateverse Remix!

abyssinia4077's story will be a few days late.
babs_sg1 wrote Bone Structure for whimsicalwhims. (SG-1)
beatrice_otter wrote Thine Own Self (the Lady, Be Good remix) for daisycm83. (SG-1)
bluflamingo wrote Necessary Things (the Settling the Balance remix) for minnow1212. (SGA)
butterflykiki wrote The Weight of Non-Existent Years (The Gravity Remix) for beatrice_otter.
CK (brainofck) wrote Within Arm's Reach (The USAF Remix) for green_grrl. (SG-1)
crysothermis wrote Shoulder to Shoulder (The Rehab Remix) for wojelah. (SGA)
cupidsbow's story will be a few days late.
daisycm83 wrote Insomniac (The Pieces All Fit remix) for butterflykiki. (SG-1)
dossier wrote No Traveller Returns (the Look Homeward, Angle remix) for greyias. (SGA)
friendshipper wrote Selena of the Bears (Aesop's Choose Your Own Adventure Remix) for seleneheart (SGA)
grav_ity wrote Wallflower (the Five Times Surprised Remix) for majorsamfan. (SG-1)
greyias wrote Driver's Ed (An Annoying Cousin, the Dukes of Hazzard Remix) for leesa_perrie. (SGA)
green_grrl wrote Driving Lessons: So Totally Remixed for babs_sg1. (SG-1)
holdouttrout wrote The Long Pause Between (Waiting Where I Am Remix) for kellifer_fic. (SG-1)
hyperfocused's story will be a little late.
jadesfire2808 wrote True Colors (The Mother's Love Remix) for dossier. (SGA)
jadesfire2808 also wrote Genus: Wraith (the Who Are You remix) for cupidsbow.
kellifer_fic wrote Something Borrowed (The Something Blue remix) for kuonji14. (SG-1)
kuonji14 wrote Not That Big A Deal, Really (the Small Annoyances remix) for brainofck. (SG-1)
leesa_perrie wrote Survival 101 (remix of Rise Up and Fight) for jadesfire2808. (SGA)
lokei wrote By Which My Feet Are Guided for abyssinia4077. (SG-1)
majorsamfan wrote The Captain and the Colonel's Daughter (Remix of Threadbare) for vickiocean. (SG-1)
minnow1212 wrote blinking in the sun for raisintorte. (SGA)
_minxy_ wrote Without Fear of Wind or Vertigo (the Joker’s Wild remix) for holdouttrout. (SG-1)
raqs wrote ...and the truth shall set you free (the freedom remix) for synecdochic. (SG-1)
raisintorte wrote No Thought Control (the Writing On the Wall remix) for hyperfocussed. (SGA)
rigel_7 wrote Learning Curve… Tilt (the Spatial Orientation remix) for lokei. (SG-1)
skieswideopen wrote Parallel Arcs (The Mutual Misunderstandings Remix) (pinch hit, thank you!) for bluflamingo. (SG-1/SGA)
seleneheart wrote "M" is for Monster (The World Went Crazy Remix) for xparrot. (SGA)
siegeofangels wrote Like I Did Yesterday (the But Not As Much As Tomorrow Remix) for thisissirius. (SGA)
sidlj wrote The One and Only Way (the How to Quiet Your Lover's Doubts remix) for raqs. (SGA)
thisissirius's story will be a few days late.
synecdochic wrote In the Fullness of Time (The Shores of Lost Carcosa Remix) for sidlj. (SG-1)
troutkitty wrote Failure to Launch for darsynia. (SGA)
vickyocean wrote The Junkie (the Naquadah is a Girl's Best Friend remix) for grav_ity. (SG-1)
whimsicalwhims wrote Lie to Me (the These Ghosts Will Haunt You remix) for rigel_7. (SG-1)
wojelah wrote Albatross (the Ancient Mariner's remix) for troutkitty. (SGA)
xparrot wrote Any Port in a Storm (the Cold Winds, Hot Air remix) for friendshipper. (SGA)

Information will be updated as the last few authors are contacted.

ETA: One author has withdrawn; the pinchhit request has been assigned. Thanks again, lovely pinch-hitter people!

Title: Albatross (The Ancient Mariner's Remix)
Author: wojelah 
Remix of: Panic Response by troutkitty 
Fandom: SGA
Characters: Sheppard + McKay = McShep
Timeline: Wherever you care to place it
Word count: ~2,300
Rating: R
Summary: "Right now, standing by the gate on MX-whatever-the-hell, John Sheppard, Lt. Col., USAF, is looking just as freaked out as Rodney feels, because something on this planet is not right, which means it is well past time to get the hell back to Atlantis."
Author's Note: Thank god for smittywing , beta extraordinaire.

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They have been there for eternity, a doomed race, trapped by their own madness and despair, vaporized and bound. Ghosts in the machine, quite literally.

Title: Blinking in the Sun
Author: minnow1212
Remix of: Black Light in a Shady Alien Motel Room by raisintorte
Characters: Teyla-centric. Also Kanan, Ronon, John, Rodney
Timeline: Say six months to a year after episode 5.3, Broken Ties
Word count: ~2,000
Summary: Their trading partners made them pretend to do it. Again.

( story )

Title: ...and the truth shall set you free (the freedom remix)
Author: raqs
Remix of: all men will be sailors until the sea shall free them by synecdochic in the gateverse_remix
Pairing/warnings: J/D. PG-13.
Word count: ~3,000
Summary: More of a turned angle than a remix. Daniel gets hurt on a mission, Jack hovers, the truth comes out - Daniel has a hard time coming home.
(and the truth shall set you free)

Title: Lie to Me (The These Ghosts Will Haunt You Remix)
Author: whimsicalwhims
Fandom: SG-1
Genre: Gen; Samantha Carter, Cameron Mitchell
Rating: No Warnings.
Timeline: post Ripple Effect
Word Count: 1,623
Disclaimer: I do not own SG-1 or any of the characters and situations depicted on the show. No profit is being made from this and no infringement is intended.
Notes: Remix of rigel_7's Five Minutes to Midnight. I just hope that I didn't change too much and that I did the story justice.

If, as Daniel says, giving true names to things will call them forth, then Sam will stick with her untruths.

Title: No Thought Control (The Writing On The Wall Remix)
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,247
Spoilers: Rising
Remix of: Lighting Rod by hyperfocused
Summary: John goes splat. Literally.
A/N: Thanks to smittywing for beating. :-) Her beating really is the best kind of beta. lilac_way got in some great hits too, and I'm quite grateful.

No Thought Control (The Writing On The Wall Remix)

Title: Driver's Ed (An Annoying Cousin, the Dukes of Hazzard Remix)
Author: greyias 
Fandom: SGA
Category/Rating: Gen. AU. PG, a little bit of language
Original Story: An Annoying Cousin by leesa_perrie 
Word Count: ~4,200 words
Summary: Like every new life experience, Rodney McKay had been absolutely terrified, and it was John's duty as the older, more responsible sibling... cousin—to impart the wisdom of the older generation.
Notes: This is a remix of the fourth story in Leesa Perrie's Cousins Series, an alternate universe in which John and Rodney are first cousins. I'm not sure if it's self-contained enough to be read outside the series, but I loved the original too much to not try and remix it for Leesa. If you're curious about any of the events referred to in the story, I'd suggest reading her stories. They're among my favorites I know. This takes place pre-series, so no real spoilers involved.

Title: Any Port in a Storm (the Cold Winds, Hot Air remix)
Author: xparrot
Fandom: SGA
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Original Story: Safe Harbor by friendshipper
Summary: (~5,200 words) Gen. Ronon and Rodney in a blizzard.
Notes: Thanks to the fabulous naye for the beta, and gnine for the usual.

( 'Seriously, I am armed and dangerous, as soon as I--ow--find the damn sidearm--' )

Title: Insomniac (The Pieces All Fit Remix)

Author: Christi (daisycm83)

Rating: PG

Characters: Sam-centric, some very light Sam/Daniel undertones

Word Count: 1,473

Written for: butterflykiki

Original Story: Somnambulist

Summary: Some things (like science and sleep) just can’t be forced.

Author’s Note: This….may have come out as more of a companion piece/sequel/related fic than it did a straight-up remix, and for that, I apologize. I hope the original author still enjoys it. Huge thanks to sabaceanbabe for the amazingly fast beta.

Follow the link...

Title: Without Fear of Wind or Vertigo (the Joker’s Wild remix)
Author: _minxy_
Remix of: Jester’s Silence by holdouttrout
Spoilers for: SG-1 series finale "Unending"
Pairing/warnings: none.
Word count: ~6,800
Beta thanks: go to rydra_wong.

The Tau’ri have a notion of circles in hell, Daniel told her about it once, and it had made very little sense; hell was not motion and geometry.

Title: Learning Curve… Tilt (the Spatial Orientation remix)
Author: Rigel
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 2148
Summary: The latest recruits of Stargate Command are the new breed of "steely-eyed missile men" for today's new space race – stepping through the deep void of space to touch new worlds. Julia Donovan reports.
Thanks: To my ever wonderful betas *smishes*
Original Story: "Learning Curve… Tilt" by lokei
A/N: Written for the 2008 gateverse_remix and I've made this slightly AU, in that hobviously the Stargate Program has gone public :D This fic is presented in a multimedia format. Choose your preferred viewing below!

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Title: The One and Only Way (the How to Quiet Your Lover's Doubts remix)
Author: Sid
Genre: Slash, John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~1,100
Original story: The One and Only Way Rodney Would Actually Let John by raqs /dith.

Notes: My knees trembled at the thought of remixing one of dith's SG-1 classics. My heart sang when I found a McShep... and a hook. Big beta thanks to princessofg and delphia2000 !

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