April 15th, 2008

[third_doctor] Subject: Ha! Time: 10:52 am

Just as suspected all the Masters have ganged up and wiped us all out of existence! Well except for me, i'm too smart for that lot. I do miss my others selves...and that 10th me looked so promising!

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January 8th, 2008

[10th_doctor] Subject: Updates Time: 04:05 pm Current Mood: awake

Did someone leave the time dams switched on? *checks dials* ...For a whole year? Whatever. It totally wasn't me, this time. So anyway, Five came to my TARDIS for Christmas. He was completely happy to see me and we talked and talked and laughed and he let me squish his face and we ate cake and we're best mates now.

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January 24th, 2007

[third_doctor] Subject: So... Time: 10:58 am

What's happened to Gallifrey? Someone blow it up or something? Dash quiet in the Cosmos these days.

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December 26th, 2006

[10th_doctor] Subject: Mmm, scotchk. Time: 04:57 am Current Mood: drunk

Merry *hic* Christmas. Belated. Hope it was a good one. Mine.. was stress. Full. Stressful. My Christmas. *hic* She was ginger, though. That was nice. And lovely.. parts. *hic* Gorgeous, actually. *hic* All those legs and eyes. Loverly. She had children, though. And I'm through with single mums. *hic* 'S bad enough with one kid wasn't it, but this one had several thousand. Also she was trying to kill this other bint that was floating about. And the Earth. Sorted, though, don't all thank me at once. *hic* Love you all, or summat. Needa liedown now.

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July 11th, 2006

[third_doctor] Subject: Hmmm Time: 04:35 pm

Looks like I er my 10th self has to find a new companion,how many have we had so far? ;)

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July 4th, 2006

[10th_doctor] Subject: Hrm. Time: 02:53 pm

I feel slightly uneasy. Not sure why. Maybe it's something to do with what I had for breakfast, but I don't think so somehow.

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May 12th, 2006

[third_doctor] Subject: Timelords Love My Space Time: 03:46 pm

Well since i'm the only Time Lord left (all 10 of me) what better place to jot down my incredible adventures but at MySpace (it's the new LJ!). http://www.myspace.com/thirddoctor I already have 149 wonderful friends there ( although i did have to shove one out the TARDIS for posting questionable material but i suspect it was a Ogron or something ) Oh remember to play some Bay City Rollers!

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[third_doctor] Subject: Music Time: 03:44 pm

I mean really is there no better Pop band than the Bay City Rollers?!

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May 9th, 2006

[2giddy] Time: 01:58 am

Well, my word! It all got so busy, but now seems so quiet. What has been going on, my dears?

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May 1st, 2006

[thetweedone] Time: 05:17 am

I have been troubled once again with a mild case of crisis of identity. It is something of a nuisance.

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April 5th, 2006

[thebeigeone] Subject: Miss anything interesting? Time: 12:04 pm Current Mood: broody

I have been dreadfully absent of late. Went off to have a good, long think. Unfortunately, I don't think it helped.

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April 1st, 2006

[10th_doctor] Subject: zzz.... Time: 11:28 pm Current Mood: confused

....zzz... ....mmumblemumblesnorerubberpants... ...zzzz..... ...huh?? What happened? Where am I? Where's my TARDIS?? Whose bed is this??? Where are my pants???? *passes out*

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March 17th, 2006

[policeboxblue] Time: 03:19 am Current Mood: pleased

Robert Smith wrote to me. He says he loves me. I love him too.

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March 7th, 2006

[third_doctor] Subject: MySpace Time: 01:09 am

Look Yates told me i needed one of these. http://www1.myspace.com/thirddoctor Nonesense if you ask me.

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[third_doctor] Subject: Great Balls Of Fire! Time: 12:44 am

She's back! I won't let her run off like that again,even if i have to tie her down...wait she'd like that.

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March 6th, 2006

[barbarella69] Subject: Right under your nose... Time: 12:07 am Current Mood: Shagadellic

Have you ever noticed that when you lose something, you always find it in the last place you'd look? *bounces excitedly* Hi Pookie! *waves* So this is where you finally turned up. *shakes finger* You know I had quite an adventure finding you. *radiant smile* Oh Beigey... While I was looking for Pookie, I finally found a planet that loves beige... It's called Libraria. It's kind of quiet, but that's because they make everything from something called Nerf... You'd get along famously there. After all they're a planet of repressed, anal retentive intellectuals. *sweet smile* So, after being banned from the planet for *wicked smile* noise violations and failing to find Pookie there, I decided I needed to do a little thinking... at the local male stripper planet... I thought to myself, where would Pookie go... Let me tell you... there's a lot of places that man might turn up. Finally, after *arches brow wickedly* a LOT of thought... I resorted to contacting a school of gumblejacks. With the help of my translator, *holds up bowl* Split Fin ... *softly* Don't ask about the fin. He's rather sensitive about it. Apparently he was injured in a freak fly fishing accident. Poor thing was dragged half way across the lake before the fly broke the line... *leans in conspiratorily* To hear him talk about it, that fly was the size of a boat... *rolls eyes* Anyway... the gumblejacks suggested I check the TARDIS again. *perky smile* So here I am! *waves* *tilts head* I learned so much combing through all those books on Libraria, Pookie. I can't wait to get you alone to show you...*grins lasciviously* You'd be amazed at the things you can learn in their "S" section...

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March 4th, 2006

[littlelostdalek] Subject: I require assistance Time: 10:24 am Current Mood: pessimistic

jackie_tyler has given me some suggestions regarding attaching a vaccuum to me since everyone seems a tad nervous around the death ray. Of the ones she has shown me, I like this one. But I require assistance in attaching it. I understand if no one wants to help, of course. Afterall, I am an evil emo death creature... Will anyone help?

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February 18th, 2006

[theemptychild] Subject: Are you my mummy? Time: 03:00 pm Current Mood: empty

Are you my mummy?

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February 13th, 2006

[yourfutureruler] Subject: Evil Time: 12:30 pm Current Mood: busy

Although I am brilliant at infallible evil plans, I am rather busy with the animal sanctuary so am considering outsourcing the scheming process. Can anyone recommend a good agency? (Not morally good, obviously.) Perhaps a PR or advertising firm might diversify? They have the essential qualities of perverted creativity and amorality. I'm just not sure my Swiss bank account would cover the fees, and one really does have to use either the Swiss bank account or the Giant Vault of Gold for these things. It's a question of style.

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February 4th, 2006

[kn33lb4sut3kh] Time: 10:18 am Current Mood: devious

Disco is not dead. And neither am I. All who appreciate the excellent qualities displayed by the era of disco and all things retro will probably maybe probably not have their lives spared when I take over the universe. *giggle*

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