| Hey Dark and Lovely!
Fuckkk you. You did NOT highlight my hair to a beautiful honey blonde. Instead, my hair looks exactly the fucking same as it did before I used you. You suck!
P.s. it's my birthday! | comments: Leave a comment  |
| Fuck people who make me feel shy. I can't even put my finger on exactly what is making me not want to join in on the fun and socialize, but it's driving me nuts. I miss when I didn't feel all of these inhibitions. I guess in some cases, ignorance is bliss, even though I'm usually in complete disagreement with that statement.
Fuck mental blocks based on fear of misunderstandings. There's no reason for it.
Fuck the desire to recapture the past. That's not really possible.
Fuck people who think I'm something I'm not. I'm just Aimee. If you don't like me or get it, that's fine, but don't delude yourself into thinking you have me pegged. I have a hunch that there are only 12 people alive right now that really know me, even though I'm just honestly myself. I hope that number begins to grow soon. | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment  |
| FUCK THESE VIRUSES
my other computer is virtually inaccessible even after multiple scans and fixes that supposedly took care of all the problems. i need to format the entire thing. damn it all to hell. | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Ok Summer is here.Women PLEASE get a ten dollar pedicure or at least PAINT your toenails before putting on open toed shoes.I do not enjoy looking at ugly feet. I saw this once at a WEDDING! I think this might be one of my biggest pet peeves. | comments: 17 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Current Location: | bed | | Subject: | FUUUUCK! | | Time: | 06:43 am | | Current Mood: | annoyed |
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| Fuck, I am so sick of waking up ridiculously early to these awful panic attacks. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG. I've never had a problem sleeping before either, I don't know what's going on. I'm tired, and soon I'm going to get cranky, and nobody wants that.
ARGHHH I can't even think straight now!
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| All drivers on all roads, if its raining turning your fucken headlights on! If you are going to switch lanes, use your bloody fucken turn signals!
Fuck you bad drivers, fuck you! | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment  |
| FUCK, FUCK, FUCK the LJ cut!
when it fucks up for a random unapparent reason, which is way to fucking often, it really wastes your fucking time! | comments: 9 comments or Leave a comment  |
| Dear fellow bus passenger:
Yes, you think the music you listen to is wonderful, and you want to enjoy it. But please, in a smaller space (like, oh, idk, a BUS??) is it too much to ask that you use headphones? Apparently so.
Dear friend of the aforementioned passenger, and mother of two: Please stop gossiping about Michael jackson and pay the fuck attention to your kids who are hitting each other and making each other cry and scream.
I don't like kids as it is. I like screaming kids less. and when they're screaming because you're not bothering to BE a parent? I also don't like you.
Fuck but i need to move to a deserted island... | comments: Leave a comment  |
| | Time: | 08:21 am | | Current Mood: | annoyed |
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| Fuck Sarah Palin.
I am so goddamn sick of hearing about you.
With any luck, the next time you make headlines is when you're mauled by a wolverine. | comments: 18 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Time: | 01:14 am | | Current Mood: | in absolute pain |
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| Dearest Back Pain,
Please fuck off into the nearest lane of oncoming traffic.
Thank you, Me | comments: 7 comments or Leave a comment  |
| I so rarely post here, but these biotches have it coming.
1. FUCK YOU MATTHEW. I've done the best I can to tolerate your man-child attitude on my fucking job and I do the best I can to respect you because for some fucked up reason you are my supervisor, but when you pour a capful of water and fling it at me and says, 'Hey, get up, don't you see such and such is struggling over there?' so that I'll get up and go help her? HELL THE FUCK NO. Oh sure, I helped her but see if I've done any more shit for you since. I told you right after that, 'Please don't throw water on me' and I was being seriously fucking nice about it considering the alternate was to cuss you out and make you cry and talk all manner of nonsense about your fat whore girlfriend who consistently keeps you coming in late to work while the rest of us are trying to bust our ass carrying your slack. And then my other supervisor was trying to save your ass from my wrath when you were trying to talk to me and he said, 'Man, don't mess with her, she's already hacked off with you already...' Congratulations, I do not give a fuck about you as a supervisor. If you tell me to do shit, I will ignore it and go to another supervisor about it. You have lost every bit of my respect and as long as I can get away with ignoring your ass, you better fucking believe I will. Oh, and see if I don't go to Big Daddy about how you blame shit on me when there's other people you need to be blaming shit on. I swear, bitch, see if I don't have your job by the end of the year. Keep that shit up.
2. FUCK YOU JEN: WHO THE FUCK LOST THEIR JOB AND MADE YOU SUPERVISOR? I do not give one red-hot damn if you spent 18 years in another location. That doesn't mean shit where we are. WE do not do the things the way YOU did things there, so you running around and acting like a supervisor when you don't even have seniority to be one doesn't help your fucking cause. At some point you will realize that we were really FUCKING okay without you. Keep your head down, load your fucking truck and stop trying to run meetings and tell others how to do their jobs. You don't have a clue as to what I do or how my supervisors [except matthew, see above] want me to do my job, so for you to walk halfway up the belt to tell me how you want shit done for your trucks when there's 20 other trucks I have to think about earns you a seriously huge fuck you. Like 11:59 FUCK YOU.
3. A smaller fuck you to Bo: Stop acting like you have seniority over me. The only reason I haven't told you where to go and how to get there is because I was taught to respect my elders - the best I can do is ignore you.
4. A smaller fuck you to Dean: Dammit, why did you have to be off last week? WTF, Charles? I had nobody to moon over.
ETA:
5. FUCK. YOU. BEN. *takes a deep breath*
I swear upon all things that most people consider holy, you were the biggest fucking waste of 5 years to ever exist. It should have tipped me off when I first met you when I realized that you were a gun junkie. I should have gotten a bigger hint when you bullied your wife into polyamory [oh yeah, you can sleep with whomever becaus she cheated on you and you considered it payback and she had to tolerate it] and when I cheated on you with someone who wasn't quite an asshole you got yourself suicidally butthurt and I was an idiot and came running back to lick the wounds that were down the road and not across the street.
So yeah, you said you couldn't hang with me when I had my son and some part of me was really fucking relieved. But noooooo. You started to playahate when your friend and I started getting close and just hanging out and bullshitting around without you because you had some other chick you met over the internet and you blew ALL your momma's money to move her to FL to stay with you. And then you got pissed because that girl didn't work out the way you wanted her to and by then I was already kicking it with that friend [it wasn't serious] and I wasn't available and you hated on me and your friend. OMG, way to throw a tantrum over something that had no chance of being yours. So it was great that I got married and moved the holy hell away from you and your half-ton drama.
It finally hit you that omg, we're not talking much anymore since I moved but every time I bring it up you have to bring it up about your friend and I'm like, 'OMG, it's been a year, quit fucking hating' and I told you in blunt terms that you're not even close enough to me to tell me why you hate it so much anymore but you kept on and I quit talking to you. And NOW, you IM me out of the blue and expect me to be interested in your life, your half-ton girlfriend, her daughter [whom I feel sorry for for having to put up with both of YOU] and your little cadre of friends who believe that America needs a militia and that we should spend our time arming ourselves against the socialism of America?
YOU HALF COCKED FUCK.
[And sadly enough, it wasn't half of one, that's another reason I cheated on you.]
If this world were mine, you and every other conspiracy theory believing gun-toting wingnut would just fucking vanish. Because you think that you should sleep with anything that moves, own a billion guns [when for most, one or two would suffice] and you want to build BUNKERS instead of HOMES.
But you? I HATE YOU. You fall under DIAF and you were the biggest fucking waste of time that I've encountered in 34 years of living. Every time you IM me, I revel in the fact that while your life has turned into shit on a stick, I am happy, loved and comfortable and while you think you mean something to me, I joy in the ability to tell you that you don't. And that you're dumb enough not to get the hint. | comments: Leave a comment  |
| Fuck you USA Fuck you LiveJournal |  |
| fuck you, whoever decides bus times. i can't fucking afford to learn to drive, so i need to rely on the buses. buses need to run past 10pm, ESPECIALLY on a saturday, jfc. i don't want to have to walk 4 miles by myself at midnight. FUCK. | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment  |
| | Time: | 10:48 pm | | Current Mood: | blah |
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| Fuck people who ping you on msn and then after 20 minutes of talking quite nicely realise I'm not who they wanted to talk to and make up the lamest of excuses. Fuck people like them for making people like me feel lonely
Also fuck friends who complain constantly all the time and acts all depressed to me about how his ex-girlfriend is basically stalking him and won't leave him alone but then suddenly he gets back together with her, no warning or anything. Maybe a "Hey you me and _____ are back together now" before she jumped on you and tried to get your tonsils out with her tongue.
And finally fuck being a teenager. I hate it! I hate it! Everyone around me in this hellhole called high school are so fucking delusional like you wouldn't believe. Even the ones that look like they could be halfway decent are delusional, twice as fucking much in fact. "oh I love him so much, I could never love another, if I can't have him nobody can" Oh boo fucking hoo! | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Current Music: | Bjork | | Subject: | :) | | Time: | 06:04 pm | | Current Mood: | tired |
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| Fuck me for not being able to control my thoughts as much as I feel I should be able to.
Fuck expectations.
Fuck obsession.
Fuck becoming jaded.
Fuck reacting because you think you should and not because of any truly emotionally-catalystic stimulus.
Fuck distance.
Fuck having to do everything extra for myself.
Fuck the way hugs have become this ridiculous, polite, meaningless, teenage-girl behavior, divorced from any sentiment or desire to comfort or be close to. I want a real hug, and I want to give someone a real hug, where your head is buried in their neck breathing in their unique combination of scents, pressing your body to theirs, feeling them encompass you.
Fuck lethargy.
Fuck not remembering a word. | comments: 5 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Current Music: | World of Warcraft : Wrath of the Lich King - Warsong Hold | | Time: | 01:42 pm | | Current Mood: | pissed off |
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| | Fuck junkies. | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment  |
| Dear Cambridge, Ontario:
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A FUCKING RAINFOREST OR SOMETHING?!
CUT THAT SHIT OUT!
Love, Me.
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| Fuck everyone who either cops an attitude or act like it's such an inconvenience to them when I ask for their ID. Excuse me for trying to help protect your fucking identity. My bad I didn't know you liked having some sleaze ball spend your money on shit that you will never see and wouldn't even buy. By all means hang on to your precious wallet like I'M the one you have to protect your sorry ass money from.
While I'm at it fuck everyone who likes leaving their torn up account numbers and pay stubs around for us to clean up. We can't be watching the floor 24hrs a day. If someone comes up behind you and takes that shit then what are you going to do? Oh my bad you'll just blame it on the bank like EVERYONE does for EVERY little thing.
Finally fuck everyone who thinks it's cute to spend money they KNOW they don't have over the weekend, and then come into the bank on Monday crying foul. You knew goddamn well you didn't have $100 in your account to go to Footlocker AND Old Navy. Bitch you barely had $10 in there to cover the gas to take your sorry ass to the mall. No I'm not obligated to give you shit back, it's not that hard to add and subtract. Normally when you see this - in front of a number that means you need stop spending money. Don't blame it on the card so what it lets you spend as much as you want? It is YOUR responsibility to know how much is in YOUR account. -_-
I apologize for the work related stuff. It is almost the 4th of July and people are driving me bonkers. | comments: 15 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Fuck you, ex-boyfriend, for coming back to visit. I was finally fucking OVER what an idiot I'd been. And I really don't want to have to explain that I cheated on you with my best friend. Also I don't want to give your books back. | comments: 9 comments or Leave a comment  |
| Fuck little sluts that think they look good with a bunch of makeup on. No one says anything to you because you look like shit without it. Even if someone cut your face up with a knife no one would be able to tell because you always wear enough makeup to cover up things like that.
I hate it when I'm at work and I have to listen and watch you gossip and flirt like a clown on drugs. If you were getting paid to do that I wouldn't get as mad, but doing it for free? damn that is sad.
Sometimes I feel like I should buy you a cheeseburger.
Also to add to this is the crytomax ingested meat heads that dig retards like you. I have to work with people like this who think its weird that I'm not into jail bait like they are. I hate that and I wish they would leave the planet. I hope they feel guilty when the parents of the girl they knock up force them to kick their own ass because they're going to jail.
Why is it such a problem that I don't want to be friends with you? It's not that I need to loosen up around people, it's that I don't like people that I have nothing to talk to about, or have any common intrests with. Also I don't like people when the first thing out of their mouth is "why are you so skinny? Do you do heroin?" Are you fucking retarded? The answer is YES.
*Throws hands up in disgust* | comments: 11 comments or Leave a comment  |
| Fuck people who take everything you say and run it through some type of mental translator that magically inserts promises and hints you NEVER said or made. Seriously. I hate people who try to tell me that I "promised" to do this or that, when I remember the whole conversation and remember tactfully saying I would NOT do such a thing.
Fuck people that act like other humans are untouchable, shiny beacons of humanity and altruism the second they die, but would have shit-talked them when they were alive. | comments: 6 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Time: | 11:26 pm | | Current Mood: | sad |
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| | Fuck you random knee injury. Now I can't skate and its all your fault :' ( | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Current Music: | the girl you lost to cocaine - sia | | Time: | 11:25 am |
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| fuck you lover, for completely fucking with me. fuck you for flirting with me for months on end while you were continuously asking me for advice on the fling you had. i understand you still love her, however, flirting with me, playing with my feelings and going, 'i know how much you love me,' (in an all too damn serious manner). fuck you for throwing me away when she came back into the picture and begging me back when she left you again. fuck me for considering being your friend again.
fuck you mother. i love you. i really do love you despite the fact you're a two faced lying bitch. i really do love you but i believe your husband = your kids, at the least. not your husband >>>> your kids. especially that man. honestly. open your eyes. | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Time: | 09:22 pm | | Current Mood: | annoyed |
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| | Not all video games, graphic novels, and animated films are for children, you dumb bitch. If its shrink wrapped, put on a high shelf, and has a gigantic fucking sticker on it that says 18+ it ain't for Timmy's ~*innocent*~ little virgin eyes to see. | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Time: | 09:15 pm | | Current Mood: | angry |
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| A big fuck you to all the people who go to the Père-Lachaise only for sitting on Jim Morrison's grave and being rude to people who are showing a minimum of respect to the place itself, i.e. a cemetary. This is one of those rare quiet places in Paris where everybody can sit under the trees or take a walk to see the tombs of the people they admire. But it is also a cemetary where unknown people are buried so no, I don't find it funny to see you writing with sharpies the way to Morrison last place on the neighbouring gravestones. And no I don't find you cool you big asshole when you jumped over the security barrier to be taking in pictures by your shmuck friend while smoking some pot with you and your fat ass sitting where Morrison's skull seems to be. Nevertheless I have to admit that you made me laugh. I don't know why but in my mind I was picturing you as a huge and unhealthy baboon in a cage. Thanks for the laugh. Just tell me one thing: will it be appropriate that people act the same way on your grandmother's grave? | comments: 4 comments or Leave a comment  |
| Fuck people who fuel themselves by kicking others when they're down and getting off on whatever additional pain they may cause their target. I honestly don't think there is a more COWARDLY act on this planet.
They actually kind of remind me of the plant in Little Shop of Horrors, repeatedly moaning "Feed me!" because they can only survive by using others and "sucking them dry". They're probably equally as ugly as said fictional plant as well, both inside and out. | comments: 4 comments or Leave a comment  |
| Fuck you, best friend who tried to manipulate my boyfriend into cheating on me with you. Fuck you, boyfriend, for almost doing it.
Fuck you both, I want some goddamn chocolate. | comments: 20 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Fuck "If I were you I would have {blah}" people. Do you actually have to be a fucking Sherlock to understand that if you were me you would have done exactly the same thing, smartass? | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment  |
| A giant FUCK YOU to the asshats who decided that harassing me on my Yahoo! Handle was the thing to do because of a misguided post on the forums. I won't say what topic it was about, but it was a genuine mistake. Ya'll had no reason for me to have to change Yahoo! Names. Fuckers.
I could have ignored you, but, I was meaning to get a new name anyway. So at the same time, THANKS for giving me that extra boost. ;P
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| | Fuck you, wisdom teeth surgery, for making me look like a pained chipmunk. And fuck you, Vicodin, for not being all that helpful with the pain. | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment  |
| I am awake. It's 2:30am and I am wide awake.
I can't get to sleep for the life of me. I snuggle up in the bed, get real comfortable, close my eyes and then... nothing. My body is tired and I feel sleepy but I cannot fall asleep. Damn it all to hell.
FUCK INSOMNIA. | comments: 10 comments or Leave a comment  |
| FUCK ALLERGIES! Fuck having to mow the lawn. Fuck the piece of shit lawn mower. If I EVER find who designed that thing where it has to stay plugged in WHILE you mow, I will strangle them with it's cord. Fuck whatever it is in the lawn that I am horribly allergic to. Every time I ran over a patch of whatever the fuck it was I went into a sneezing fit. I will identify you, plant from hell, and KILL you. Fuck that my face feels like it's on FIRE now. Fuck that I have gone through half a BOX of tissues in the last hour. I wish I could just have a fucking rock garden instead of grass. Or at least moss.
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| | Fuck hangnails! Jesus Christ, they're so annoying! Always getting in the way when you're trying to do your work. At least they go away in a couple of days. | comments: 14 comments or Leave a comment  |
| FUCK MY MENTAL ILLNESS.
It just cost me a god damn relationship.
Well, the pro to all of this just means that whoever I'm supposed to be with is out there somewhere.
But still? This fucking sucks.
Adding on, because I don't want to make multiple posts in a day...
Fuck the whiny little bitch on the PoF forums who calls anyone and everyone "racist" when they bring up the term "interracial dating" For the love of all that is holy, shut the hell up. | comments: 4 comments or Leave a comment  |
| Ok, bitch. You can hate on me all you want in private but do NOT fucking take your sarcastic bitter nasty menopausal sniping to the lists where I have to behave like a professional no matter how fucking asshole-y you become. DIAF, just to make my life easier and the world a better place.
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| | Time: | 09:31 pm | | Current Mood: | annoyed |
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| Fuck anxiety attacks. Fuck that they make me sound like a demented coked chipmunk when I try to keep them quiet. | comments: 10 comments or Leave a comment  |
| I'm so fucking sorry for offending so many fucking people in this community. I can not believe the harassment that I've dealt with from making two separate posts in a matter of a few weeks.
If you don't want to read my posts, then don't. If the spelling and grammatical errors that I make offend you, deal with it. I don't want to hear about it. I don't want to get emailed about it. If you don't like what I'm saying, then kick me out of the fucking community you stupid, annoying fuckhead kids. I could really care less. Go cry in a corner, I wish I saw your assertiveness in my boss.
I know that this is the only place you can be assertive and stand up for yourself, so good for you. It takes oh so much courage to be a complete bitch from the comfort of your laptop computer that Mommy and Daddy bought for you. |  |
| Fuck all of you. I’d been a member of that community forever and never have I seen the bitchiness exude like I did today.
Fuck me for being stupid enough to think that anyone on the internet would be considerate of someone’s feelings. | comments: 27 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Subject: | Sleep | | Time: | 06:11 pm | | Current Mood: | awake |
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| To all the people out there who allegedly need the TV on to get to sleep:
No you fucking don't.
Especially when it's loud enough that I can hear it in my bedroom below you, when I'm trying to get to sleep.
You don't need TV in your bedroom. There is no reason for it. You will sleep better without it. Trust me. It will take a few nights to get used to, just like a cervical pillow or a CPAP machine., but you will get used to it.
Please? Because I would like, just one night in my life, not to be disturbed by someone else's problem. Especially their really poorly-written, canned laugh-track problems. | comments: 10 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | okay, so you guys are drunks & argue at 2am, kick your son out who then proceeds to slam his body into your front door over & over & over again. in the several times that has happened, i've been tempted to go up there & do some screaming myself but i've behaved. then you let your air conditioner leak so much & so long that water started gushing from my living room ceiling onto my leather couch. goooood thing i was home & moved the furniture before it was ruined. i knocked on your door to notify you of this, but no one answered. and THEN, yesterday... it starts fucking raining in my bathroom. water pouring out of various parts of the ceiling, including the fucking light fixture; awesome! i banged on your door on two separate occasions yesterday & of course - no answer. it's cool though, i'm going to write you the nastiest letter & then report you to management :) | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment  |
| Yeah, you heard me fuckers.
Fuck every one of you who reports my threads when there isn't a real reason. Someone apparently hates me because I speak the blunt truth.. Grow the fuck up, whiny bitches.
Yeah, I love this site and love participating in the forums, but fuck ya'll.
Oh... I forgot.. PoF is a free online dating site, fyi.
ALSO --- FUCK MCDONALDS. My sister knows more about that damn restaurant than anyone I fucking know and you assholes failed her orientation!? FUCK. YOU. | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment  |
| A big fuck you goes out to anyone who has ever doubted me. Some have a tendency to believe that I will continue to jump from idea to idea for the rest of my life, never finding a niche to grow on. It's incredible to incur that kind of doubt from people at the age of 24 to me. There are certain people in my family that have made me feel afraid to really pursue owning a skateshop as a legitimate form of a career. Although these people have no idea of the actual skateboard market, the recent growth and expansion of the market and the potential for staying power they still don't see past the times when they would watch a 16 year old kid through himself in harms way and eat shit for it.
Maybe they lost they're dreams a long time ago. They had kids to early, believed they learned life lessons that no one really benefits from hearing about and things like that. Whatever the case may be I feel like I'm one of the lucky ones that is doing this for me, not for my families praise and acceptance like so many other people.
I'm so excited for everything coming up. Its incredible how the stars look outside now. I can remember when I felt my brothers and sisters look down on me disappointed in the decisions I was making for a time, but now they just smile, and they're so proud of me. I feel so blessed every night when I go to bed that I did well. I'm proud to be alive every day. I'm proud that I'm with someone as strong as Aimee. I'm proud that we have another business partner as passionate as we are. I'm proud that even with the little money that I have I still find myself happy and upbeat. Life is rad and I will always love being here with all of my blessings! | comments: 17 comments or Leave a comment  |
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fuck people who call you out on every little thing you do in a comm because you disagreed with their whiny little "i'm-always-right" ass ONCE ):
i mean hey, if you have a legit reason to disagree with me go ahead!
but if you're nitpicking every post and comment i make and replying to them rudely, then go fuck yourself | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment  |
| Fuck you you stupid little horr. I bet you love this kind of attention, don't you? I bet you love it when you can see me through the computer feeling restless like this. You just love hacking into the computer's music player and playing songs to tell me about your stupid little feelings of how you miss me and how bad you want to fuck me. I guess you feel desperate because your old boyfriend doesn't want your disease-ridden vagina so you think you can crawl on all fours to me expecting that I want someone like you?? Do you really think in your dismantled mind that I would ever want you in my life, at all?? Do yourself a favor and kill yourself. Do it right now. I want you to. Your father wasn't around to tell you how worthless and disgusting you are, in fact I don't think you know who he is, do you? But boy does your mother have every bit of truth right about you. And you know it. The ones around you that support you and take care of you do it because you have been their little lap dog doing exactly what they wanted you to do a year ago. You couldn't even be up front with me about the whole mafia thing though.
I'm tired of you hacking into the windows media player and fucking with my playlist. I know it's you, because I can feel your energy blasting me. Aimee and I had to go through this with the Gerard fiasco for two years, and now that he's gone you step in to take his place??? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??!! |  |
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