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We Be Pirates

Swab Our Fucking Poopdeck

Created on 2004-03-01 18:07:03 (#2380470), last updated 2009-03-19

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Basic Info
Name:Mankind Steamroller
Membership:Closed
Posting Access:Select Members, Moderated
About
Welcome to Fuck You Crew.

This is a rating community. What do we rate? Your musical taste (or lack thereof).



Here are the rules:
  • Fake journals will automatically be banned.

  • Immediately after joining you must post your top 20 bands. Yes, this includes solo artists. Yes, this includes composers. Whatever. Don't be a motherfucking stupiddouche.

  • Locking your app will get you nowhere.

  • You may not otherwise post/comment in the community until you are accepted, unless it's on your own application entry.

  • Anyone who posts/comments and is not an accepted member of the community will be banned.

  • Moderators may ban anyone they want, whenever they want. It will most likely be because you're fucking lame.

  • Please note that we DO NOT care about your name, age, where you're from, your occupation, or any other worthless shit you feel compelled to tell us.

  • To avoid making yourself look like a fucking idiot and to avoid wasting our time, please don't get the idea that composing a list of bands you've made up is somehow original or funny, or will stump us. Same applies to bands everyone knows fucking suck. Same applies to local bands that no one's ever heard besides you. We don't care if they're amazing; if you know we couldn't have heard them you just look like an asshole.


    • "Make my day"

  • Other meta-gay maneuvers that have been run into the ground at least a thousand times: sour-grapes whining about rating communities, arguments about the subjectivity of taste, complaining that we "never accept anyone", asking us what the fuck we do like, anyway, trying to make us feel guilty because we made you comprehend the breadth and depth of your own stupidity, bringing up some bullshit you found in our personal userinfo or journals, complaining that we ask about shit you've never heard because you live in Palookaville, trying to ask us top fives rather than the other way around, protesting that it's a sausage fest, refusing to show your tits.




  • Meta-tard maneuvers guaranteed to engender a response: showing your tits.


  • Accepted members may ask applicants for a relevant musical Top Five if they are unsure of their vote.


  • After you are accepted, you may post whenever you want, but it must be about music or music-related topics. Or tits.



Keep in mind, we're not a bunch of fucking hipsters. We don't wear Converse shoes. We don't wear tiny t-shirts. We don't buy "hardcore" 7 inches, although occasionally we love taking 7 inches hardcore up th butt, and [info]asphalteden has been known to wear tiny pajamas.

Most of all, we don't walk up to fucking 14-year-olds in person and yell at them for wearing a Linkin Park shirt. We don't yell at our parents for listening to AC/DC. We don't call our friends fucking assholes for listening to Coldplay.

We are sick fucks who live and breathe music out of any proportion to reason and hate the whole world for accepting sub-mediocre drudge as "genius". We are also nowhere near uniform in our tastes and will often fight with each other as much as with you. Just don't go whining when we tear you a new asshole for bringing another trite list of dried-up shit to our table. And you will bring another trite list of dried-up shit to our table. That's just what you do. And [info]fakejournal_yo will browse furry porn. That's just what he does.

Welcome. Remember, we only do this because we love you.

Now stop sucking, and get awesome.

(Used to be [info]thefuckyoucrew.)



Check out our New Bulletin Board!!! Thanx, LJ-O[info]levgernle!!

Copycat/Wannabe/Tribute Communities:
[info]33_overs
[info]theflickyoucrew
[info]theboozeyoucrew
TheFuckYOUCrew elimidated
[info]beauty_in_music
[info]bettermusic
[info]beyondcool
[info]camp___elitism
[info]cleansation
[info]cool_shit_crew
[info]elitist_cunts
[info]fu_fuckyoucrew
[info]fuckyou_werule
[info]fuck_you_jew
[info]fuck_your_crew
[info]fuckmecrew
[info]fuckyoufilmcrew
[info]babyghoul
[info]fullsound
[info]isparkle___
[info]igrftfycyoucrew
[info]kill_your_tunes
[info]kill__yr__idols
[info]lack_of_silence
[info]musical_mangle
[info]musicsnobs
[info]nonpaste
[info]scene_iority
[info]shampooyoucrew
[info]soulinstereo
[info]sound_rationale
[info]thatbandsucks
[info]theartyoucrew is the bloody filthy rotten offal spooge of the fuckyoucrew's collective asshole
[info]thebookyoucrew is love (except for lj_yourmom, apparently)
[info]thedrugyoucrew
[info]thefagyoucrew
[info]thefuckyou2crew
[info]thefuckyouclub
[info]thehateyoucrew
[info]thehugyoucrew
[info]thehumpyoucrew
[info]thepollyoucrew
[info]theskimyoucrew
[info]thespamyoucrew
[info]thetitsyoucrew
[info]touch_that_dial
[info]tubeyoucrew
[info]out_crowd

Lj kthor am love. "You're cute, whatevs, but can u roll with tha Dirt Dogg, I don't know"



Moderators:
[info]charlie_danger
[info]colourdissolve
[info]conformity
[info]enterthesparrow
[info]fakejournal_yo
[info]lostcosmonaut
[info]mittenstein
[info]spoonshake
[info]thebestweapon
[info]wedrinkbitter




Real Nigga Roll Call:
[info]abfackeln
[info]alionunderaw
[info]anarchivist
[info]antitype
[info]avoidablefate
[info]battle_mode
[info]barry_white
[info]brightpop
[info]brucio
[info]cosmicserpent
[info]dog_latin
[info]dragonaut
[info]foetuscide
[info]frozendish
[info]g_rb_ged_y
[info]girlandagun
[info]glassarmy
[info]grough
[info]heliosapien
[info]horty_pie
[info]iheartjames
[info]iwantsacrifice
[info]joysubtraction
[info]julio_iglesias
[info]k_hanna
[info]lemming_radio
[info]madderfakker
[info]malcarne
[info]mars_attacks
[info]mittenstein
[info]myglock_yrface
[info]nojoyinmudville
[info]obscurityknocks
[info]odobenidae
[info]penis_hairstyle
[info]phil_anselmo
[info]pilote
[info]raw_density
[info]reubensandwich
[info]rogerlodge
[info]role_mach
[info]rooster_havoc
[info]sadnessofthings
[info]sarabellum
[info]schwarzes_herz
[info]schwarzes_hiz
[info]secretlyasian
[info]sedentaryedge
[info]skipscada
[info]spff
[info]spoonfeeding
[info]sunhede
[info]superfuture
[info]tabletop
[info]the_bookzerker
[info]the_wicker_man
[info]tugboatcomplex
[info]under_the_moon
[info]unidentifd
[info]vena_cava
[info]wedrinkglitter

Mascots:
[info]ohbutitsshiny tits not shiny enough
[info]westbaymonument

Retired:
[info]bellmer
[info]captaingoodass
[info]el_carnicero
[info]gorguts
[info]gratified
[info]grovestreet
[info]jinxmalone
[info]kthor (released into the wild)
[info]old_danube
[info]yourmom

Be prepared to bring it, bitches.


"The Anthem of Fuck You Crew"
by Gay Thor Jensen
[blanket fort mix] / [moustachioed seduction mix]

You
radio stooge
pussy all bruised
fucked with the crew
and then we banned you

Chorus

Get beaked
Get raped
Get fucked
Get loved

(repeat)

Second verse:

You
Pitchfork review
nuts are all blue
Fucked with the crew
then we banned you

Chorus again

Third verse:

You
fakejournals too
You know it's true
fucked with the crew
then we banned you

chorus, four repetitions



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