The Snake Wife ([info]crotalus_atrox) wrote in [info]friendlyhostile,
@ 2004-06-07 07:06:00
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June 7, 2004
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Good morning, hostiles.



o Panel One: ...thank you, Kailen. I'm sure the bench thanks you, as well.
o For the record, the Church of Our Dark Lord portrayed in the comic is not intended as an accurate portrayal of Satanists and the lives they lead. I'm sure Satanists have better fashion sense.
o She wouldn't be this close to snapping if they didn't keep poking her ribs. She wishes she'd kept the duct tape from a few episodes ago.
o Satanists are very understanding people.
o Heavily decorated robes. And gold plated shoulder pads. They are a vain lot.
o The Church bulletin thing says "Tonight : Say it with Sarcasm", "Tomorrow : Bingo at 5" and "Bake Sale : Yummy!" I can't think of a single person who doesn't enjoy sarcasm. Bingo is an important church function anywhere you go. And who doesn't enjoy a bake sale?

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[info]byrne
2004-06-07 01:20 pm UTC (link)
Heee!

That is all. Just 'heee!'

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[info]crotalus_atrox
2004-06-07 04:31 pm UTC (link)
:D Good enough. :mwah:

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[info]daisuke_yoshiki
2004-06-07 01:22 pm UTC (link)
YAY!! Rafi's back!!! XD I've missed him. *sniffles* ^.^

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[info]mr_mercutio
2004-06-07 03:39 pm UTC (link)
Ahh! Totally off topic but I love your icon!! ^_^

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(no subject) - [info]daisuke_yoshiki, 2004-06-07 04:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crotalus_atrox, 2004-06-07 04:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]daisuke_yoshiki, 2004-06-07 04:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mr_mercutio, 2004-06-07 04:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crotalus_atrox, 2004-06-07 09:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crotalus_atrox, 2004-06-07 04:33 pm UTC

[info]maladaptive
2004-06-07 01:24 pm UTC (link)
A bake sale!

Mahu shaped cookies with five gumdrop eyes.....

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[info]crotalus_atrox
2004-06-07 04:34 pm UTC (link)
I could go for that. :) Personally, I'd love a Hound of Tindalos pastry with a gooey blueberry "pus" sauce center. Mmm.

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[info]themisticstar
2004-06-07 01:25 pm UTC (link)
The satanist really seem to enjoy there bake sale..i'm wondering what do they buy with their bake sale money?

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[info]crotalus_atrox
2004-06-07 04:35 pm UTC (link)
Expensive cloaks, brocade robes, really fast Church Cars. :D You'll see Saturday.

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(no subject) - [info]akakay, 2004-06-07 06:50 pm UTC

[info]glitter_body
2004-06-07 01:28 pm UTC (link)
Of course Satanists are understanding! Just look at Marilyn Manson! What a great guy! (& good for bake sales, too!)

Waugh! Why did y'hafta draw the kitty so cute?! It doesn't look like a persian! You can make out a face! Okay, I'm over it.

Kailen sure gets into his work... Diligent little guy.

& thazzall.
Wishing Love & Pillows,
- Lo -

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[info]crotalus_atrox
2004-06-07 04:32 pm UTC (link)
Marilyn Manson = Satanist is like saying Creationism = valid scientific theory.

Well, I dunno. I just sort of figured it should be an adorable persian.

Someone has to clean the bench, and damned if he's not going to do it.

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[info]___destijl
2004-06-07 03:06 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I love it. *hugs everybody within five miles*

Yes, I'm in a huggy mood today. Deal with it.

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[info]mr_mercutio
2004-06-07 04:02 pm UTC (link)
*squee* Hugs! ^_^

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[info]danielefton
2004-06-07 03:21 pm UTC (link)
HAHAHA omg. Kailen is so licking the bench. yes i love pointing out the obvious and being redunant.

i = sarcasm. Poeple call me Chandler i love it so much. and i'm cool with that cause mathew perry is teh hot!

also, are they wearing capes? or cape-like articals of clothing, or are my eyes playing tricks?

okay i am done

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[info]crotalus_atrox
2004-06-07 10:00 pm UTC (link)
Yes, they've got capes. :) Long, flowy, exaggerated capes.

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[info]mr_mercutio
2004-06-07 03:42 pm UTC (link)
It's not only sarcasm, it's Satanic sarcasm. That's alliteration! Say it with Satanic Sarcasm! Hmm.... perhaps I should have gotten more sleep before I decided to post that. ^_^ I think all the patterns on the robes are rather amusing. Thus far I have picked out dragons, moons, stars, buildings, a sun, something I think might be a boat... and others. Yay!

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"Say it with Satanic Sarcasm!"
[info]glitter_body
2004-06-07 03:58 pm UTC (link)


Now that's a recruiting slogan, if ever I heard one. Put it on a poster or a shirt, & all you need is Rafi giving a thumbs up & a wink (over his sunglasses) with a cig in his teeth & a the star hanging around his neck. That would convince me! It really just might!

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Re: "Say it with Satanic Sarcasm!" - [info]mr_mercutio, 2004-06-07 04:00 pm UTC
Re: "Say it with Satanic Sarcasm!" - [info]daisuke_yoshiki, 2004-06-07 04:12 pm UTC
Re: "Say it with Satanic Sarcasm!" - [info]moodring54, 2004-06-11 10:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moodring54, 2004-06-11 10:10 am UTC

[info]chaoticalm
2004-06-07 04:01 pm UTC (link)
Maybe I'm the only person with a "OMG IT'S A DEMENTOR!" reaction to that last panel.

Have been watching and reading too much harry potter, clearly.

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chesire cat
[info]lark57
2004-06-07 04:40 pm UTC (link)
most definitely at least a wanna be dementor, with exception to the happy cat it's holding.

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Re: chesire cat - [info]slickmeister, 2004-06-07 08:50 pm UTC
Re: chesire cat - [info]nailbunny42q, 2004-06-12 01:41 am UTC

[info]enuma
2004-06-07 05:33 pm UTC (link)
Little Kailen's going to have a very agile tongue when he grows up.

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[info]glitter_body
2004-06-07 05:51 pm UTC (link)
On that note: Anyone ever seen But I'm a cheerleader? That could be Kailen's "root". bench-licking!

(Mine was that I had Barbies, but no Ken doll)
I know it's stupid in actuality, but my friends & I love playing that game.

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(no subject) - [info]___destijl, 2004-06-07 08:05 pm UTC

[info]purpledice
2004-06-07 06:05 pm UTC (link)
Who doesn't enjoy a bake sale indeed...c'mon, yummies! chocolate! HELLO!

*cough*

I want an uncle Rafi to save me when stupidity-induced-insanity threatens...*whimpermew*

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[info]purpledice
2004-06-07 06:06 pm UTC (link)
Oh, and sarcasm. Sarcasm is teh love.

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(no subject) - [info]crotalus_atrox, 2004-06-07 09:59 pm UTC

[info]scixual
2004-06-07 07:14 pm UTC (link)
Mysto is jealous of the robes.

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[info]crotalus_atrox
2004-06-07 09:56 pm UTC (link)
If you like, he can filch one. :) I'll send you funart a bit later tonight.

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(no subject) - [info]scixual, 2004-06-07 10:17 pm UTC

[info]venus_orbiting
2004-06-07 07:43 pm UTC (link)
I'm from PETA. This webcomic must now be terminated.

... *snerk* ^^

I want to play Satanist Bingo.

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[info]crotalus_atrox
2004-06-07 09:58 pm UTC (link)
::clutches heart:: Damn, way to scare a girl.

It's like normal Bingo, but the little old ladies are encouraged to cheat and hit each other with their canes if they think anyone cheated.

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(no subject) - [info]akuen, 2004-06-07 11:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]whetherwoman, 2004-06-08 12:30 am UTC

[info]mizg
2004-06-07 08:58 pm UTC (link)
I love the fact that right after Fatima threatens to flay the boys (from head to toe, no less), Rafi calls her "Princess". Ah, uncles.

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[info]crotalus_atrox
2004-06-07 09:59 pm UTC (link)
Yep. :) That's the kind of loving, special bond that can only be formed by an uncle and the child he once lost to cannibals.

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[info]tigerzahn
2004-06-07 10:01 pm UTC (link)
^.~ Who knew a zoo could cause someone that insane? I guess it takes two kids like Kailen & Collin....

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[info]abraxas_life
2004-06-07 10:13 pm UTC (link)
Oh my Bowie. I didn't notice Kailen with the bench until I read this. That is just incredibly fantastic.
That boy makes me almost want to like children.... almost.

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[info]narel
2004-06-07 10:16 pm UTC (link)
1) kailen licking the bench=FABULOUS
2) I heart Rafi
3) But but... I love persian kitties!!
4) I love how the other satanist appears to be just a robe with hands holding a kitty. Hee.

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[info]lark57
2004-06-07 10:28 pm UTC (link)
oh, touché
Ah hah, where could Death be happier than at a satanic gathering?

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[info]pixiechan
2004-06-08 12:42 am UTC (link)
...is there a rocket ship on rafi's sleeve?

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[info]foxtrick
2004-06-08 02:44 am UTC (link)
what sort of prizes would one win at satanic bingo?

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[info]w00tiful
2004-06-08 03:49 am UTC (link)
Oddly enough, the funniest thing for me?

Sean's hood.

Don't ask.

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[info]shy_dramaqueen
2004-06-08 08:26 am UTC (link)
Satanists and Discworld wizard share the same fashion sense. No, wait... that would mean that either of them actually had one... :-P

And... *squints* Have I been overdoing the Rorshacks again, or is Sean almost doing the "live long and prosper"-thing with his hand? That is pure evil.

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[info]kazeko_sama
2004-06-10 01:37 am UTC (link)
After all, Fatima only said not to lick any organic objects. Benches don't fall under that category in my experience ;)

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Hee!
[info]jessi_malfoy
2004-06-11 09:52 am UTC (link)
I've been away. (My grandma died on Sunday. I was at her funeral.) So finding this when I got back was great. Thank you!

[Say it with Sarcasm!] I already do.

Hmm. Maybe Collin's just off the side of the panels. But, knowing Collin, he's off wreaking havoc which will have horrible consquences for Fatima. Am I right? Possibly.

...can I have a Satanic cookie? To cheer me up?

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Re: since i am loath to read 55 posts...
[info]nailbunny42q
2004-06-12 01:32 am UTC (link)
well, at least Sean is taking the kitty back to the humane society, so that way maybe it will be adopted, instead of the 100% chance it will be sacraficed... and what the hell is Sean, anyway? Random demon? Cousin of Tabitha's? ;)

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