Sorry about the abbreviation of the episode name, but it was a lame name and didn't deserve the space it would've taken up in the subject bar. Also, this is two episodes in one recap since I only gave the recap episode one whole paragraph. Those are too lame to get their own recap. :|

( TIME TO DROWN, BITCHES! )

( It's not that hard to use an effing alarm clock. Really. )

( They take it to the streets! Like corner walking ho-bags! I will play them a prostitune on my whoremonica! )

( Haha, dress them in something they will just barf up later if eaten. MAKE A STATEMENT, ANTM. )

( LOL YOU'RE SO EXPERIENCED, AMIRITE? )

THE MEAT MEAT MEAT RECAP SHOULD BE UP TONIGHT OR TOMORROW TOO HOPEFULLY. Then I will be caught up. I promise the meat one and the ones after that won't be so damn angry. I've just been feeling like a bitch here lately -- like that's any different from normal. :P

( I know, a week behind. Like you care! )

Haha, I meant to post this before the episode aired tonight. WHOOPS. D:

( Ah yes, I had forgotten how mean I was with the Top Model bitches. )

LOL the cut tonight was the best thing ever, BTW.

( Yeah, I am way behind on these. I'll catch up some time... )

( Welcome to another exciting episode of Survivor Microwhores. )

Oh gawd, I couldn't bring myself to finish Cycle 9 recaps (...why are they called cycles anyways? kind of sounds like we're talking about periods here or something D:) -- so I'm gonna do a quick finish RIGHT HERE.

( WORST. CYCLE. EVER. )


Anyways, now that the shit is over, we can get on with the good stuff, which is the new Cycle. NUMBER 10. :O!

( Oh yeah, this one should be some classy crap. These chicks are busted. )

As for other recaps of mine, I'll be starting American Idol once the top 12 hits. There's way too much fodder now, although I'm sure I'll be calling back to a lot of it. XD Big Brother sucks major ass this current run and I hate everyone, which is pretty much no different than usual -- although, I usually like maybe a person or two, so we're passing on recaps for that piece of crap this time around. And one day I might finish the Amazing Race recaps. Nate and Jen didn't win, which still makes me happy to state.