Title: Paradox
Fandom: House MD
Pairing/Rating: House/Foreman, NC-17
Length: 3700 words
Spoilers: Though season five, but very vague.
Author's Notes: Written for this mousie, who won a ficlet at Stump Me With A Line From My Own Fic. Thank you to little_missmimi and leiascully for the betas, and to Vonnegut for the conceit.

Summary: Foreman has come unstuck in time.

( Paradox )

For queenzulu:

( A double-drabble, because I wanted an AO3 invite and it was more fun than working... )

Welcome to Round Three of the House Big Bang Challenge!

The House Big Bang Challenge has the goal of creating more longfic, fanart, and vids for House, MD fandom. All pairings, ratings, and genres are welcome. Round Three will be running from October 1, 2009 through April 1, 2010. Please visit, friend, or watch the community house_bigbang to see updates or to follow the challenge.

The Official Round Three Timeline is here.

Writers' Sign-Ups begin October 1 and run until October 15. You can read the challenge rules for writers and sign up here.

Artists' and Vidders' Sign-Ups will begin in the next few days; they will be announced when the sign-up post goes live.

If you have questions, comments, concerns, etc., then please contact the mods at housebigbangmods@gmail.com!

Thank you very much for participating! We look forward to seeing you in the challenge.

Your house_bigbang mods,
queenzulu, thedeadparrot, and usomitai

Title: Annoying
Pairing: one-sided (or at least just one pov) Foreman/House
Author: alanwolfmoon
Rating: PG
Warnings: not much, little bit of mild swearing
Summary: House is so annoying!
Disclaimer: MINE! ALL MINE!....uh, no. Not mine.
Feedback: Reviews and flames are welcome. (They make it look like I'm writing fast)
Notes: just a drabble-y thing that basically consists of Foreman staring at House.

( Annoying )

Title: Vantage Point
Author: shutterbug_12
Characters: House/Foreman
Rating: PG
Summary: Sex on wheels. The definition of sleek. Parked outside his apartment.
Author's Note: For queenzulu on her birthday!. 535 words. Feedback and concrit is love.

( "What the hell is that?" )

Title: Well-Learned Politesse
Author: shutterbug_12
Characters: House/Foreman
Rating: PG
Summary: Foreman and House meet Foreman's parents.
Disclaimer: Make love, not lawsuits.
Author's Note: Requested by queenzulu. 449 words.

( Foreman had already knocked once. )

queenzulu wrote a very awesome long House/Foreman fic called There’s No Such Thing in the World (as an Undo Button), and has since allowed me to play in that sandbox a few times. All are rated PG to PG-13.

- Rolling Stone: When a new teacher joins the classroom mid-year, of course she’s going to have some questions. 6000 words.

- Not Quite the Chrome Horse: House, Foreman, and their son Dylan, on vacation. Dialogue only. Under 500 words.

- Dylan Muses on Family: Dylan muses on family. Under 500 words.

title: Conventionally Unconventional
threesome: Thirteen/House/Foreman
rating: NC-17. Or, y'know, porn.
words: 1,650
notes: For queenzulu. Loosely set post-5x15.

summary: This is about the only way Thirteen and Foreman can stand House.

( Conventionally Unconventional )

Title: Road Trip
Pairing: House/Foreman
Author: alanwolfmoon
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: f word.
Summary: House and Foreman are supposed to go to a conference, but get into a car accident and are stranded in a small town that only has one vacant hotel room.  
Disclaimer: MINE! ALL MINE!....uh, no. Not mine.
Feedback: Reviews and flames are welcome. (They make it look like I'm writing fast)
Notes: This started out as a response to this Drabblerama: Road Trip Edition! but ended up thirty pages long. Set fairly soon after HH&WH. There may or may not be more, depending on if inspiration strikes.

( Road Trip )

Title: A New Classic
Pairing House/Foreman
Rating: G
Medium: Photo manipulation
Summary: House sabotages Foreman’s laundry with a purpose.
Artist's Notes: Thanks to chippers87 and chemina42 for the betas. Created for Woodwinds as a part of the House Big Bang Challenge.

Foreman has just returned from New York, resentful and discouraged after being fired from Mercy Hospital. House is weeding down his potential fellows and resents Cuddy hiring Foreman as his watchdog. They know they're not going to stop arguing. They know that they're likely to drive each other insane. But they also realize there might be something more between them.

Perhaps some of you have been following wooedforyears, a House/Foreman RPG set in early season four. Perhaps not, in which case this is the perfect opportunity to start!

Perhaps, even, you've been enjoying the RPG so much that you've been dying for somewhere to talk about it, share some squee, speculate on future events, or just I DON'T KNOW, LOVE HOUSE/FOREMAN FOREVER.

That place now exists!

wooedsquee!

Come and join the comm, post all you like, and we shall throw flail festivals in the comments! FUN FOR ALL.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Title: Air Conditioner

Pairing: House/Foreman

Rating: PG-13

Length: 39 700 words

Spoilers: Begins about a month after the end of s4, and takes a different path, ignoring s5.

Author's Notes: This was written for The House Big Bang Challenge.
Slashfan54! Thank you so, so, so much! Without you, this story would never have gotten to see the light of day! And thank you especially for betaing 18,000 words more than you signed up for! You are truly amazing!

             Summary: After H&H, House is physically damaged, and the only relationship he can rely on is a co-workers-with-benefits sort of thing with Foreman. 

Air Conditioner

Title: Fault
Pairing: House+Foreman sort of friendship
Author: alanwolfmoon
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: F-word, based on ambiguous spoilers, character death.
Summary: House and Foreman stand over the grave.
Disclaimer: MINE! ALL MINE!....uh, no. Not mine.
Feedback: Reviews and flames are welcome. (They make it look like I'm writing fast)
Notes: Based on the depressing spoiler. Man, I haven't posted for a while. Been catching up on schoolwork and stuff.

( Fault )

Title: Patient Care Follow-Up
Author: shara_i 
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: House/Foreman
Word Count: 713
Summary: “Nipple tweaking? Seriously?” Spoilers for 5.16.

"Is this your way of apologizing?"