Community Info

It's ljsecret for the football fandom!

Does Real Madrid make you want to kill yourself? Harbour a secret crush on Jose Mourinho? Wish that Torres and Gerrard would hook up but are scared of the rabid Xabi/Stevie fangirls? Don't know why Zlatan isn't aiming higher with his women? Want to vomit if you see David Beckham and his digitally enchanced package in another underwear photoshoot? Here is the place to get all those unpopular football opinion off your chest - anonymously!

We will post secrets once a week on a Monday, at 8pm Australian EST. A post will be opened up for new secrets straight after, with posting screened. You can submit secrets anonymously, or you can use your username. All secrets will be posted together by either scarvesandbows or parallelkites.

Secrets for all players across all leagues and national teams are allowed.

We don't like them, but they need to exist.

1. All secrets must be in graphic form. If you have one you are dying to post but don't know how to make a graphic, explain in the submission post and a graphic will be made for you. They must be under 700x600 pixels, and no shout outs. Any secrets that aren't football related in some way, shape or form will not be accepted. IP addresses aren't logged, either.

2. Snark is accepted, as is debate in the comments. However, being openly nasty to each other is not. You will get two warnings, and then you will be banned from the community. There is a thin line between healthy debate and getting downright dirty, and we're sure you all know the limit.

3. Secrets can be related to anything in fandom - players, teams, slash pairings, lj communities etc. We do not discriminate, nor do we expect you to.

4. In regards to slash, we will have a "Slash Week" once a month, where all secrets submitted must be about slash, either in support or against.

5. Have fun! That's what it's made for, and we hope it'll be a big success.