[There's a very confused chimera standing in the middle of the street]

Wait, what the... wasn't I about to get Ultimate Lance'd? Or maybe I'm already dead... wow, the afterlife looks a lot like real life, how boring.

[Eduard is standing in front of a toy store, looking at a display in the window.

A scale-model, fully functional zeppelin.

fml, man.]

[Winry's strolling down a street with a hamster cage in her possession. She is making her way back to the Devil's Nest Bar, and will probably be there soon.]

[A squishy little homunculus-grub wakes up laying in the street. He wasn't expecting either of those things and both annoy him.]

What. The. Fuck.

[He rolls onto his tiny feet and looks around, which requires walking in a circle since he doesn't even get to have a neck in this shape. After examining his surroundings, he sits back on his haunches and glares, angry tears coming to his eyes.]

God damnit! Do I exist just to be humiliated?!

[He flings himself down on his belly and commences to beat his little hands against the pavement and throw a tantrum.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!! I HATE EVERYTHING!

((I have a week to graduation, no classes between now and then but I'm still stuck 90 miles from home with no money, nothing productive to do and I am the worst combination of bored and antsy. I am going insane. Oh blessed fantasy-world, take me!))

[This little mafioso is off his shift at the library and wandering the streets because even he can't stand constant reading with no social interaction. He's people-watching, looking for anyone who might be his 'family.' The majority of the Winrys look close enough to his to get his hopes up every time, although most of them seem to be a couple years younger. He's getting kind of freaked out by all the tiny, sweet-tempered Als and that's to say nothing of how disturbing the gender-opposite people are...]

Brother?

Brother are you ....in here?

[It's....an empty room. A hollow sigh.]

Where could he be?





[ooc; have a very canon dubbed anime Al. holy sheet! XD P.S. Using manga Al icons cause the armour looks more cracky.]

[ This Alphonse is sat on a bench in Central, legs crossed and a small black cellphone pressed to his ear. His eyes are shut and he's got a gloved hand propped up against his forehead. He's silent for a few beats before frowning. ]

Brother, don't fall silent like that-- it makes me think I said something wrong. Sheesh... let me read the newspaper article to you--

[ Eyes pop open and he reaches over to grab something beside him that isn't there-- he stares at the empty space on the bench for a beat before his eyes go wide. Alphonse quickly rises to his feet and turns around, looking all about, then finally pulls the phone away from his ear and stares at that. ]

... Am I dreaming?

[Flitting across roofs to follow your prince without detection is hard work, but it's made harder when you step into a vortex of dressing room proportions.  Just as young Ran Fan happens to be doing which, as one would expect, quite the confusing conundrum.  Especially when stepping through that vortex means losing your footing and falling on your ass.  How untrained bodyguard-like.  She does jump up, hope to the gods or whatever the hell she believes in [dragon?!] that nobody seen that.  She falls into a fighting stance as if the universe pulled the proverbial chair out from under her and shouts rather frantically when that darn prince she was following disappears from sight-]

Young master?!   

[ooc: I've been looking for somewhere to throw this muse in, hurhur.  GETTING A HANG OF HER, SO MIND MY FAIL.] 

[At the Devil's Nest Winry is preparing the bar for opening. There's a bit of a pep in her step, which means something had to have happened to raise her spirits. She also finished the replacements for her Ed's automail plates, but Winry isn't going out of her way to find him so that she can switch them out because he's a walking cloud of emo.]

[Pissed off Ed is fucking pissed off, and isn't at the Devil's nest for once. IN FACT, HE'S AVOIDING IT, because Winry decided to invite that bastard over. TRAITOROUS WENCH.]

[So he's sitting under a tree near like the library or something. And probably getting heat stroke because he's a fucking genius that way. Hi guys whats up.]

[This Ed has a cape, so feel free to laugh at him.

He blinks in confusion, turning around slowly and looking up and down the street. He was not here a minute ago. And he's not sure where "here" is. It's definitely a large city, like Atlas or Saillune, but the architecture is totally unfamiliar. He puzzles over this with a look of vague bemusement for a minute before he realizes that something is missing.]

... Al? ... Al?!

[Panic-mode engaged.]

Umm... Where'd I go?
I said good bye to everyone... and I had Envy in the jar and was going to take him back to Xing... Because Xing is my country so I shouldn't get involved with the affairs here... but somehow I ended up in Central again...

What should we do, Xiao Mei? I hope Al-sama is all right... hm.. Yeah, that's it. I'll look for Al-sama... He can comfort me! It could be worse... I could be stuck in this strange place with IT [Ed].
...
eep.
I think I lost the jar...

[ May is presently wandering Central in search of Alphonse and the Envy Jar. ]

[Wanders back to the Devil's Nest sometime in early evening. He has totally missed all the excitement but could care less. He has ice cream!

Tilts his head slightly in thought as he licks away at a large pile of french vanilla on a cone. He can not currently hear Ed or Winry screaming at each other. How odd.

Shrugs and goes inside.]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.


IS THERE A FRIGGEN' DOCTOR IN THE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUSE!?

[Ed's all flippin' shit because his bff OLD!Roy is sick as balls. HALP. HE'S LIKE A REALLY BAD UNCLE TO HIIIIIIIIIM. Whatev, I dunno where Ed even is. I'LL MAKE IT UP AS I GO ALONG.]

[There's a Fletcher in a wheelchair; he's been in Fake Central for some time now, but today there's something different about him. Mainly, the fact that now his eyes are open and he's looking around in bewilderment. Also, he's about a year older than he was, and there's now a blanket over his lap, going all the way down to cover his feet.]

This place... oh, now I remember! I was here back then...

What's going on here?


((Geass!Fletcher has been timeskipped liek woah, possibly temporarily depending on how I feel lols. He's currently from "season three" of his AU (with "season one" being the analog of Code Geass and "season two" the analog of Code Geass R2) so the comments contain spoilers out the wazoo for the end of R2.))

[ Winry is hanging around the Devil's Nest. The Karaoke machine had been acting up, so she decided to open it up and take a look. She's tinkering with it now.

It's the middle of the day so the bar won't be open to customers, but anyone should feel free to pop in and say 'hi.' ]

*Alphonse has been at work all day, cleaning the "zoo". It's still a mess, but a few scrub brushes are moving themselves, and he's set the bathroom into.... a cleaner state than it sees in a while....

after all, even a place like this needs a good spring cleaning, right?*

*Ed walked through a door he thought lead into Winry's house, but apparently he was wrong. He looked around hoping he was just having a bad dream. He was back in Central but it didn't seem like his' Central.*

"What the- -"

He thought a second. A frown formed across his face.

"All right Winry stop...this isn't funny!"



(ooc: New Ed Elric. he's a little freaked out at the moment ^-^ come say hi if you want.)

There's nothing to do around here. I'm bored.