Community Profile

Bad fics. You know them, you read them, you loath them. To spork them is the ultimate stress relief.

This community is dedicated to spork bad Fullmetal Alchemist fanfics. There are seven rules that you shall obey:

1. Thou shalt sporkth bade FMA fics.
2. Thou shalt relief thyself from stresse by sporking without mercy.
3. Thou shalt not sporkth outside the community.
4. Thou shalt not harassth badfic authors no matter how much you hate their fic. Alas, badfic authors coming to this community to troll arth in your mercy.
5. Thou shalt findth and pointh out the fic's goode pointes before sporking.
6. Thou shalt not trollth.
7. Thou shalt not violath any LJ rules and copyrightes.

Any sinner of the rules shalt be sent to Gluttony or to the Gate of Truth.

To spork a fic, use the following form (shamelessly imitated from deleterius):

Title:
Author:

Full Name (plus titles if any):
Full Species(es):
Hair Color (include adjectives):
Eye Color (include adjectives):
Unusual Markings/Colorations:
Special Possessions (if any):

Which Gate It Came From:
Connections To Canon Characters:
Special Abilities:
Other Annoying Traits:

Some of the worst of this story:

Rate: (ranging from one spork = 'painful, but still managable' to five sporks = 'DIE! DIE! DIE!')

Don't forget to use lj-cut. If you don't know how, go to the FAQ.

Now that all is understood, SPORK AWAY!

Helpful links:

Spork Archive
A list of fics sporked so far.

Fullmetal Alchemist Mary Sue Litmus Test (ver.1.0)
Have you ever wondered if your original character is a Sue or not? Why don't you try this test and see?

fma_fic_crit
You wrote a fic and you think you need a help or two. Why not come here and help yourself to a critic or two?