Community Profile

          That Person is a mysterious figure who lurks in the background, spouting orders story ideas to any one who will listen. Seldom seen, but often heard, she hides in her journal and keeps the secrets of The Other Side locked safely away. Occasionally, she has been known to produce fic of her own; usually it's to feed Gluttony.

          There is absolutely no truth in the rumor that Lust actually slept with any of the other sins in order to achieve her current position. The videos that are currently selling on the internet are merely look-alikes and poor photomanips. Lust was selected purely on the basis of her willingness to share her dirty imagination with the world. Lust would also like everyone to know that she only sleeps with those she truly loves -- people with money, and her f-list.

          Gluttony is an avid writer and reader who is never satisfied and demands to be fed more. She is also an equal opportunity pervert, which means she can be found munching on yaoi, het and yuri, though she has an extra soft spot for candy Elricest. Remember that her squish level is dropping lower by the day and that she loves crack, a mix that leads to strange fanfiction. Any brain damage caused by said strange fanfiction will only bring her glee. Gluttony can usually be found gnawing on things and following people, especially Lust.

          Pride runs Amestris. That means that he chooses and organizes State Alchemists, and has been known to "loan" some out to his fellow Sins, although he can't give many to Envy anymore because she breaks them too quickly. When not busy conquering everything in sight, he writes Elricest and Roy/Ed, and attempts to keep That Person pleased. Unlike the other Sins, Pride is not immortal, and his fiction is correspondingly angst-ridden.

          Sloth is so named for her long turnaround on promised stories, and has the ability to turn into liquid in order to avoid any threatened retribution from the other Sins. She does a good deal of the dirty work for helping Pride oversee Amestris, including the dispatch and welfare of the State Alchemists. She is in charge of making sure that the alchemists get happy endings, whatever else may happen to them, although she seems to have a special fondness for making one of them work for it.

          Greed was named because she had little to no shame about demanding more stories/fanart/other general prettiness. She recently discovered that Pride is apparently sharing out State Alchemists, and now wants some of her own. Greed does have minions, including Martel, who writes yummy Riza/Roy/Ed fanfic. Multiple pairings are a favorite of Greed as, well, she's greedy.

          This Wrath is something of a one-trick pony in that she writes basically Elric fic, Elric fic, Elric fic. Plus angst. Some people suspect that she secretly enjoys making people cry. During her short years on this god-forsaken rock, she's become quite adept at holding her tongue, but every so often there will be someone so spectacularly asinine she can't help but lose it. She's been told it's quite a lovely sight.

          This Wrath used to love Roy/Ed and Elricest without peer. Then she realized Hawkeye/Winry and Ed/Hawkeye made people even more uncomfortable. So this Wrath enjoys the girl on girl action as well as odd het pairings that she can't explain why she likes. This Wrath also has no tolerance for bullshit or assholes, and will merrily introduce her foot to the idiot's ass when presented with the chance.

          Envy is the ninja code monkey of this little community, as well as being - yet another - fanfiction writer. Her speciality lies in the area of Elricest, but she cheats on her OTP like the faithless slut she is. She has a writing journal, which she shares with her mini-Envy, the fantabulous genficcer Kazaera. When not coding frantically for bananas, or writing porn for Pride, Gluttony, Sloth or the younger Wrath, Envy... well, doesn't do anything, since there isn't a time when she's not coding or writing, bloody slave-drivers. Once a month she threatens someone into writing something for her via her favourite frying pan. ♥

          If you're curious about the sort of thing we want to write, feel free to check out Touka Koukan and Scimitar Smile. All nine of us (shut up, we know what the comm name is, we're just... uh... innumerate!) can be found on one, and in some cases both, of these two archives.