Community Profile

This community is for Nine Inch Nails fans... and sometimes critics. Here, it's ok to say things like, "Damn, that Deep video sure did suck ass." People get accepted based on their ability to convince me and other members that they are over 15, because 14 year-olds are stupid.


Rules
-Read Meathead Perspective.
-Be capable of taking a joke abut Trent Reznor and Nine Inch Nails and don't get huffy and puffy when some one calls Trent "gay" or "mainstream."
-Voting is for accepted members only.
-When voting determines that you have a general understanding of Nine Inch Nails and that you aren't soulless and humorless, you may post freely whenever you wish.
-When filling out your application, show some fucking ENTHUSIASM.
-If you're denied, please commit suicide. Or just re-apply in a week. Whatever's best.
-Do not post negative statements about other livejournal members unless they are being an asshole or a spammer. (This rule does not apply to celebrities or politicians, because they don't have souls)
-Try not to get too far off NIN-topic, and don't promote non NIN-related communities in here...Unless it's for really awesome animal porn.
-That was a joke, you sick fuck.
-Don't post any stupid fucking icons you made to show your fandom here. I hate having to scroll past that stupid shit in other communities. You waste forty minutes on some stupid fucking tiny picture and I'm supposed to show you praise? Fuck that!
-Any form of "is love" banners will not be condoned in this community. Especially since Nine Inch Nails is difinitely NOT LOVE. Nine Inch Nails is hate and self destruction. Get it right.
-No one cares about your shitty "Friends Only" banners. Friends only journals are for cowards who are afraid their mom might find out about their journal so they make them friends only so their mom won't find out what a fucking nutjob they've raised for a daughter. While NIN is all about isolation much like the friends only banners, friends only banners are still completely fucking stupid and they are for pussies.
-So you've taken a quiz to find out what NIN song/member/album/video you are? Who cares? Don't post your results here. Keep them to yourselves.


Copy & past the following for the lj-cut:
<lj-cut text="My Application"> Application here

Application
1. How long have you liked the best fucking band in the world?
2. Now, that I know how long you've liked the Almond Brothers, how long have you been a fan of Nine Inch Nails?
3. At what point did you realize, "holy shit, Trent's a "
(a) "genius"?
(b) "a pretentious asshole"?
4. Favorite NIN fucking masterpiece song(s):
5. Least Favorite NIN disasterpiece song(s):
6. Which halos do you own? Which Seasons of Who's the Boss do you own on DVD?
7. What about live bootlegs, soundtracks with NIN, posters, t-shirts, etc?
8. What is it about NIN's music that makes you want to kick small animals?
9. You know I don't actually condone kicking puppies right?
10. Have you seen NIN live, and if so, how many people inappropriately groped you in the mosh pit like that time I went to see A Perfect Circle?
11. What Bands rival Nine Inch Nails?
12. Does Limp Bizkit suck shit or what? What about Creed or Nickleback?
13. Pick one: [Wiff_Teef], Teh Fragile, Teh Downward Spiral, AATCHB - live, AATCHB - Still, Purdy H8 Machine, or Br0ken?
14. Why should you be in the best fucking NIN community in the world?
15. Fill out the following profile or a moderator will rip you a new asshole:
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<b>Attributes and Mutant Abilities:</b> _________________________________
<b>Favorite Meathead Perspective:</b> <a href="_________URL__________"> ____title____</a>
<b>Turn ons:</b> ___________________________
<b>Turn offs:</b> ________________________
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koitweeg
samurai_jenn

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29. ninsanity application


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36. samurai_jenn application


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