I finally made a layout I feel comfortable with giving away. :D! It's very simple, but I think it looks clean, and somewhat unique, so here it be. Be gentle, kids, I'm just really dipping my toes seriously into the world of s2 customization, and I am sick. D:

Style: Flexible Squares
Best View: 1024x768, though I'm sure it will work in 800x600 just fine.
Browsers Tested: Firefox, IE6
Custom Comment Pages: Nope, sorry. D: Maybe next time.
Ads: Untested, but I imagine it will be fugly.
Website Link: Not needed.
Navbar: I have it disabled. I imagine, again, it will be fugly.

Preview:

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( Downloads and Instructions :D! )