Firstly: this community may possibly have the best premise *ever*.

Secondly: I come bearing pointless crossover fic! With porn!

Title: A Less Than Civil Service
Author: Calliope
Fandoms: Adam Adamant Lives! / Lucifer Box series
Pairing: Adam Adamant/Lucifer Box
Rating: NC-17 (in part 3)
Warnings: None to speak of.
Summary: Prussian spy-rings. White tie. Implausible sex. All in a day's work for an Edwardian Secret Agent.

Fake lj-cuts ahoy!
Cover
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four

Cross-posted to far too many places; apologies to people who get spammed with this multiple times! I'm just desperately trying to find anyone who knows at least one of these fandoms...

Title: Better than prom
Fandom: HeroNet (now back on IJ for our greatest happiness!)
Characters: Chloe, Adrien
Rated: R
Summary: Chloe's prom night.
Notes: written for immortalis's birthday. I hope I've done Chloe justice; she made me so nervous to write! (Also, Gus? I'm sorry. Not.)

( The night was clear, the mood was right, and all those other wonderful things people - not Adrien - tended to care about. )

Title: Unthinkable
Fandom: Lucifer Box, Torchwood
Characters: Charlie, Lucifer, Jack
Rating: R
Summary: Some things are in fact able to make Lucifer speechless.
Disclaimer: Lucifer and Charlie belong to Mark Gatiss; Jack to Russel T. Davis. Just having fun!
Notes: For queenspanky, whose birthday I forgot and that makes me an ass. This is my penance, and it is sweet penance indeed. Hope you enjoy, honey.

The smell of the sewers has never done anything for me.

Title: Motivation
Author: itinerant_vae
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Lucifer/Charlie, Jack Harkness (Lucifer/Charlie/Jack implied)
Disclaimer: Lucifer Box and Charles Jackpot are the intellectual property of Mark Gatiss, Esq. Jack Harkness belongs to Russell T Davies and the BBC. No profit is being made by the author of this diversion.
Author's note: written for queenspanky on the occasion of her rather splendid birthday. With thanks to lvs2read for the quick beta check. Any remaining mistakes are mine own.
Feedback: is craved. Concrit gratefully accepted.

I am, primarily, visually motivated

Uh. PWP?

Yeah, don't ask where this came from, I have no idea. But. Here it is? um. yep! Basically I am just thrilled to have ACTUALLY FINISHED WRITING SOMETHING. Motherfucking hooah.

( You won't get no sleep tonight )

Right, so this is a sequel of sorts to Brix's wonderful The New Resurrectionists, and is in fact a mix of birthday and Xmas present to her, as well as being a pale shadow of her wonderful story.

Which means that it is RP HN fic, so won't make sense to many, but I enjoyed writing it and I hope some enjoy reading it!

This is almost entirely kagechikara's fault. But also shadesofbrixton's, because a) it's always, somehow, her fault, and b) Remy. 'Nuff said.

Just five AU drabbles involving Midnighter. This will make very little sense unless you know our comic book RP, and drabble #4, I'm sorry to say, will make little sense unless you've read the Midnighter series.


( Peaches? )

WORD COUNT: 2044
Warnings: A little violence, very few thoughts of suicide.
Summary: Jodie loses his daughter, thinks about killing himself, and Burt realizes something. There's more, but that's very basic plotline.
Pairing: Jodie/Dennis.
Rating: About Pg/PG-13

Don't know if this is the place to post it, but honestly the fandom's reaaally dead, and this is rareslash, so what the hey, right? X-posted to user If you want me to delete this 'cuz it doesn't belong, just say so, no problem.

( Read more... )

And obviously when Lizzie manages to make me sob with an RP fic, I need to try and retaliate. So here's the counterpoint to her fic. It's all her fault, obviously.


( This isn't how it's supposed to go. )

Jumping on the RP fic bandwagon, really. Um, this will really only make sense to people in the HeroNet RPG, and even then you might want to avoid as it's a) wangst and b) amazingly self-indulgent wangst.

Um, basically, Fan' and my characters were fighting a lot, and my brain was obviously affected by this in the shower when I was ill and I think I wrote this in about two hours and it hasn't be beta'd or anything, really, so god knows my tenses will probably be all over the shop. I apologise to rifle for making her charrie breed. But it made me laugh.

And originally, this was written not just because I had all the scenes in my head, but also to cheer Fan' up and I don't think I managed that. Sorry? At least this time no one is drug addicted and not touching their breadstick But at least it spawned its counterpoint. I like balance.