[Request]
Fandom/Paring: POTC (Sparrington)/ Trainspotting (Sickboy/Renton)/ Batman Begins (Wayne/Crane)

Sitution: First of all (as always), sex. But as to the situatuion surrounding the sex... Something involving jealousy. Either as in, they're already a couple and one of them becomes jealous of the other, or (and I do have a slight preference towards this option), they're not in a couple, but one is still jealous of the other. Ending, as previously requsted, in lots of sex. And, if possible, I'd like that you're as close to canon as possible with the third party. (ie. Will, Rachel etc... Someone else who the character is also paired with in canon/fanon)

Extra points if you include...gravy at some point. Though preferably only as a foodstuff, as that could get rather messy... Ooh! And bandages! Not quite sure why, but I've just been struck with an urge.