Feline News

BACON!

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Ms. Füdz Lady, I will buy this fors ya if you will wear it to bed.

I think he's appearing on your local political roundtable show

Mizz Ellery had been wondering where her cat had gone to when a friend called her up and said,"have you seen your cat on the telly?"

Tango, who is probably ORANGE AND WHITE, wandered on to the set of BBC1's"Question Time" while it was broadcasting from Treviglas community college, where Ms Ellery works. He went unnoticed by all except Liberal Democrat MP Julia Goldsworthy. Tango was man-handled by a stage hand, who ousted him from the set.

UPDATE! ORANGE COLOR IS CONFIRMED Go there for photo and video.

Dear Madonna;
Chickens don't make good housepets! I know you want to bring some chickens into your new upper east side of manhattan apartment to make your children feel more "at home." what, were your kids raised in a barn? oh ha ha, I am hilarious. anyways, when you decide the chickens are too much for your apartment, please give them to me.

BREAKING NEWS! AS IT HAPPENS!

Here's the readers digestion version of the story: Lady brings pug on subway--the L train, which is the hipster train! Pug is in tote bag. I do love a tote bag myself. Pug throws up! In the bag! From getting overheated on the train! Lady takes put outta bag and gets off at the next available stop (I think?). Then she is SWARMED by police officers what want to give her a ticket. Somehow, things get very out of hand very quickly and a cop HITS HER, and tells her her pug is going to the pound and will be "put down." Tears ensue, and more police are called by PASSERS BY who are FREAKED OUT by the sit! Everyone was taken to the station, and the pug was TAKEN AWAY, but returned shortly. The cops were playing with him at their desks. I'm sure the pug had a good time! I hope he's feeling better. You never want to vomit in your tote bag.

Please note that German kittens hand their TP wrong making for LESS playtime, as the toilet paper unspools uncontrollably.

Show off

I was having a totally good day until I seen this cat what climb walls in Scotland. He looks like MUNGO. Ghost cat, always hauntin' me and stuff and showing off he got front claws.

who's better? who's worser? YOU DECIDE.

As the great Groucho said, "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read." Now you have the chance to test his hypotenus at The Dog Bark Park Inn somewheres in Idaho. LA Times animal blog gives you the highlights. But srsly, INSIDE a dog? I'd rather not, thanks. My favorite thing to sleep in is The Four Seasons, thx.

Check it out!

So, this lady got brought in for questioning. You know, this happens to me all the time. I'm just in the wrong place and some criminal eats the new issue of the NYer and suddenly I'M being questioned by police! Anyway, this lady had the newest accessory--a cleavage squirrel. Link has photo. Lady and squirrel were released on their own recognizance, but without the squirrel I'm not sure I would recognisize her.

Ecuador, land of mystery and porks and cuy on el stick. Now they got something new! A see-thru frog was found in the sultry mountainous rain forests of Nangaritza. The Nymphagus Chancas is named for its translucent skin, which allows cats to examine the frog’s internal organs. Nymphy was previously only seen in NE Peru--take THAT Peruvians!

OMG you guys I don't know what I need to do to get good helps around here. Füdz lady went away, and usually when that happens I get a camera crew in and make a movie, but this time there wuz children. I did start to warm up to this one girl what fed me.

But here is the real news

FERRET HATS ARE ON SALE.

This true depiction of Puritan mores will shock and appall you.

omg, soory so many youtubes today, you'd think it was youtube tuesday. but anyway. LOLWUT? IS KEYBOARD CAT A PUPPET??? OR JES A PAW'N IN A CRUEL GAME OF HEARTS? I dunno what I'm saying. Don't put no baby shirt on me, peoples.

Did you know that lightning bugs sometimes put on light shows for the nocturnal animals?? They do. They are great summer entertainment. They plan elaborate dance routines and stuff--very Bugsby Berkeley meets Savion Glover. They bring the FUN. Check out this routine, recently performed in the Great Smokey Mountains of Tennessee. They only perform this show a few days a year.

Don't get impatient. Jes wait for it to happenate.

AT RESTAURANT

So, check it, there is this restaurant in Woodinville Washington where PIGS LIVE and you can FEED THEM during your dinner. Some lady got bit. Pig was confused! I wanna go here!

I wonder if they serve ham?

REIGN OF FROGS

Over 100 polliwogs have apparently fallen from the sky in Ishikawa Prefecture, Japan, confusing humans and "animal experts." As an animal expert, I would like to proclaim myself NOT CONFUSED. The crows are punking you, people.

IT'S TERRORFYING

Dear peeps, go look at this article and tell me you ain't escared. This Chinese cat, what look suspiciously like a tiny Chinese version of the ghost cat Mungo, is BFF4EVA with a mouse.

To tell you the truth, I have no evidence that ananova didn't just find that photo somewheres on the innertubes and make up a story to scare people, but until I know for sure, I AM PUTTING YOUSE ALL ON ALERT FOR ENDZ TIMEZ. Remember, in futr, we all has flavr.

go watch!

The best 4-1/2 minute cartoon you will see today! Maybe even this week!

you guys like cute things, right?

SHARK MANAGEMENT??

The Florida Fish and Wildlife peeps will be holding a series of public meetings trying to figure out what the hell to do about sharks. They want input on possible changes to shark bag and size limits, the prohibited shark species list, and shark landing requirements and gear rules.

UH WHAT? SHARKS GOT BAGS?? I WANT A BAG! Also, sharks have landing requirements? And gear? It seems like they got a lot of rules down in Florida. I don't see how you can impose rules on sharks, so it is a good thing they got some management to take care of this business. Florida, I have a lot of management experience, and also interspecies communication experience, if you want to talk.