Feathersmut

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2005-12-08T06:43:52Z

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Enjoy.

feathersmut @ 2005-12-07T09:10:00

2005-12-07T14:13:30Z

Hi, I'm the anoymous account.

Posting with me is fun!

Let's post a lot in this livejournal. Don't be shy. Go crazy.

If you are shy, anyway, just pose as me, "Anonysmut"!

Ask Sadaye about access to this account. It's easy.

[QB] IRC MT of the year award goes to...

2005-09-13T19:14:26Z

Best MT ever, as quoted from IRC after Swizzle asked what a Donkey Punch was.

[Sadaye] /msg Swizzle A donkey punch is when you're doing a girl from behind, then punch her really hard in the back of the head right as you're about to cum so that all her muscles tense up.
[Amarao] What the HELL did I come back to?
[Sadaye] AH
[Sadaye] SAHIT
[Sadaye] ><
[Swizzle] XD!!!!!
[Sadaye] Uhm.
[Swizzle] DAHAHAHA
[Ceil|DayDreaming] ...what the FUCK did I wake up to?
[Sadaye] Don't read that.
[Elisae] lol Sada
[Tarq] hahahsdafhsdgthsdrhsryjserjej4wjwjw45
[Maladroit] LMAO.
[Tarq] SADAYE FTW
[Swizzle] Sadaye, Teld already showed me
[Critial] ...
[Nimjhal] Damn
[Nimjhal] NICE MT
[Sadaye] I rox.
[Catrily] Hahahahaha
[Ceil|DayDreaming] what. the. fuck.
* Sadaye dies a little.
[Tarq] that was so awesome
[Sadaye] Sorry, Ceil!
[Catrily] I can't stop laughing. Oh my god.
[Erilahl] Hio Ceil.
* Elisae snugs Sada
[Swizzle] SADAYE QB it on Feathersmut. With everyone's reactions.
[Ceil|DayDreaming] well, I feel well informed now
[Tarq] i'm trying not to crack up in this netcafe
*Critial just shakes his head and walks away.
[Tarq] cause if i do
[Sadaye] YES!
[Tarq] someone's gonna like...look over at my screen
[Nimjhal] So funny...
[Rallon] Feathersmut needs more "Shocker"
[Nimjhal] Can't breath
[Tarq] and i'm gonna have a TON of explaining to do.

[QB] School Days

2005-09-13T11:24:44Z

[Kaylia] I mean GHEY
[Erilahl] ...
[Kaylia] like 7th grade "ghey"
[Mazlo] Oh, yes yes, I forgot what that was like.
[Nimjhal] Kay is hella ghey
[Mazlo] my dad can beat up your dad
[Kaylia] hell naw fool.
[Nimjhal] I'll see you after school under the flag pole
[Kaylia] I'll be there!
[Nimjhal] Good
[Kaylia] And that's when hella ppl gather at the flag pole to get ready for a fight, then parents come by and grab their kids by the ear and drag them to the car.
[Nimjhal] Better not tell the teachers either
[Kana] I'm so telling.
[Mazlo] I know you are but what am I?
[Kaylia] FUCKING SNITCH
[Kana] You are gonna be in SO MUCH TROUBLE!!!!
[Nimjhal] Get the tattle tail!
* Kana runs like hell for the office!
[Kaylia] *bombs the school*
[Nimjhal] He's going for the Principal! GET 'IM!
* Mazlo turns into the 300 lbs lunch lady and stops Kana!
[Kana] Oh Jesus. Sloppy Joe, a'slop a'sloppy joe.
* Kana is destroyed by the power of Lunch Lady Land.
[Mazlo] I got stopped by the lunch lady once after I tore the sink off the wall in the bathroom.
[Fishnara] This so reminds me of that World of Elementarycraft post all the way back.
[Kana] Mazlo got wtfpwned by the lunch lady.
* Nimjhal throws a paper ball at Fishnara
[Mazlo] I did. She got me in trouble.
[Kana] Teacher!! Nimjhal's throwing things!
* Fishnara shoots spitwads in return.
[Mazlo] I shot her in the head the next week with a yo-yo
[Kaylia] Dude, I could totally see those fucking bratty orphans in Org getting all bitchy at each other...
[Nimjhal] No I'm not!
[Kana] TEACHER ISH IS SPITTING!
[Kaylia] "Meet me at Onyxia's head at the front gates!"
* Switch begins to do something in secret.
[Nimjhal] Shut up tattle tail!
[Fishnara] SHUT UP YOU FUCKING PET
[Kaylia] SNITCH
[Kaylia] Throw spitwads at the snitch!
[Swizzle] ISH IS SWEARING!!!
[Kana] ...MRS. ERILAHL! THEY'RE CALLING ME NAMES!
[Swizzle] ISH SAID A NAUGHTY WORD!!
[Nimjhal] KANA IS A TEACHERS PET! KANA IS A TEACHERS PET!
[Kana] AM NOT AM NOT AM NOT!!
[Erilahl] ...
[Nimjhal] ARE TOO!
[Kaylia] R 2!
* Erilahl gets out the whip.
[Deana|Honnete] ......Mrs Erilahl....? o_O
[Kana] >_> They said pet.
* Fishnara dances around Kana, chanting with Nimjhal.
[Kaylia] Eri is married!?
* Lianari smirks at Eri.
[Switch] can i get the cane?
[Swizzle] I vote Deana is the librarian.
[Kaylia] that's hawt
[Kaylia] I'll be the snobby, bitchy class president.
[Erilahl] Now children.
[Kaylia] Oh wait, I was.
[Kana] Not a teacher's pet. You're just yucky slackers.
[Erilahl] I suggest you quiet down.
[Erilahl] Or else.
* Deana|Honnete puts on her glasses and rolls her hair into a bun. She is demure and straitlaced.
[Calliope] Mrs Erilahl. Hmm.
[Nimjhal] TEACHERS PET!
[Mazlo] You can't be serious. Well, what if I make a fudgie? Well, I just won't. I just won't that's all. I just won't. Blast! I just did!
* Fishnara hocks a loogie at Kana.
* Kana shrieks!
* Erilahl whips Fishnara.
[Fishnara] OW!
* Nimjhal throws an apple at Kana
* Deana|Honnete looks dispaproving
* Calliope staples Fish's hair to the desk behind.
* Erilahl whips Nimjhal.
[Kana] MRS. ERILAHL! NIMJAHL IS THROWING THINGS!
* Nimjhal points at Fishnara
[Erilahl] Bad!
[Lianari] How do you staple hair?
* Kaylia does her hair in class, while admiring herself in the mirror.
[Calliope] Lia: you put glue in it first!
[Mazlo] with scotch tape?
* Nimjhal puts glue in Kaylias hair!
[Deana|Honnete] Kaylia! How do you expect to get anywhere if you do not read books?
[Erilahl] Children!
[Erilahl] Do I have to get out the taser?
[Kana] Mrs. Erilahl, I gotta go to the bathroooom.
* Calliope staples Kaylia's hair.
* Kaylia holds up her "How to be beautiful and better than everyone else" guidebook to Honnete.
* Deana|Honnete starts to hand out books from a large basket
* Calliope staples it to Kaylia!
* Nimjhal staples Calliope to Kaylia!
* Fishnara grabs the safety scissors, cuts hair off.
* Calliope kicks Nimjhal!
* Mazlo spits milk out his nose!
* Kaylia makes sure to bomb Callipe and Nimjhal's homes.
[Kana] I am sot elling on ALL of you.
[Nimjhal] Calliope kicked me!
[Kana] so telling, too.
[Calliope] Nimj stapled me!
[Kana] HA! Now you're a tattle-tale Nimj!
* Erilahl whips frantically.
[Mazlo] Okie blow!
[Nimjhal] Nah uh!
* Swizzle grabs a book from Dea.
* Fishnara grabs the glitter glue and sprays it on Nimj.
[Kana] Tattlenimj!
[Calliope] Nimj is telling tales!
* Swizzle reads.
[Nimjhal] NAH UH! SHUT UP!
[Kaylia] OMG! My hair! Now how am I going to get Raiston to ask me out to the school dance!?
[Kana] Tattlenimj! Tattlenimj!
* Kaylia cries at her desk.
[Calliope] tattletale Nimjhal, tattletale Nimjhal!
[Nimjhal] KAYLIA LOVES RAISTON!
[Swizzle] Kaylia and Raiston! SITTIN' IN A TREE!!
[Kaylia] I do not!!
[Fishnara] KAYLIA AND RAISTON, SITTING IN A TREE~
[Kaylia] Shut up!
[Calliope] Kay and Raiston sitting in a tree!
[Kana] Mrs. Erilahl, Nimjhal pooped on the bathroom floor at recess!!
[Swizzle] K I S S I N G!!!
[Kaylia] Liars!
[Nimjhal] SHE DOES TOO!
* Kaylia cries more, n00b.
* Nimjhal steals Kaylias diary
[Mazlo] Gee, we should just be a reincarnation of the Boomstick Gang and call us the Baby Boomers.
[Maeveen] The hell is going on in here?!
[Kaylia] NOOOOO! Give that back Nim!
* Deana|Honnete hands Kaylia "The Joy of Sex" to read.
[Kana] You left us alone, Mae...
[Swizzle] MAE SAID A NAUGHTY WORD
* Nimjhal begins reading
* Calliope is sitting very quietly at her desk and behaving!
* Kaylia oooohs and ahhhhs at her new book.
[Mazlo] Ooooo, she said Hell!
* Erilahl sighs.
* Fishnara steals the book, cuts out all the naughty pictures.
[Kaylia] H-E-double hockey sticks!
[Nimjhal] "Raiston is sooooo cute! I wish he would ask me to the dance! Maybe he'll even kiss me!!!! *Swoon*"
* Swizzle is fed up with "Spot Goes To The Farm", wants a better book from Dea.
[Kaylia] Shut up Nim! Gimmie my diary back!
* Mazlo starts sniffing the glue.
* Nimjhal tosses the diary to Fishnara
* Deana|Honnete passes Swizzle a book of collected Harry Potter slash
[Fishnara] Go long!
* Lianari is carving the desk withe a pencil.
* Calliope bites Switch
* Fishnara grabs the diary, and holds it out of Kaylia's reach.
[Kaylia] You guys are so mean to me just because I'm beautiful!
* Mazlo lights the diary on fire with a lighter he stole from the principle!
* Kaylia unsucessfully reaches for her diary.
[Kana] Your MOM is beautiful! ...wait a minute... Let me rethink that one.
* Kaylia cries.
* Nimjhal laughs at Kaylia
[Lianari] ...
[Fishnara] And Theradras is a prom queen.
* Nimjhal tells Raiston Kaylia loves him at recess
* Erilahl regrets working in an inner-city Azeroth school.
[Mazlo] Oooo, two little birdies sittin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
* Deana|Honnete finds another copy of "The Joy of Sex" and passes it to Kaylia in a plain brown wrapper.
* Fishnara uses Far Sight to peek in bathrooms.
* Swizzle crushes on Kana.
* Calliope wants a book too!
[Nimjhal] Gimme a book!
[Fishnara] BURN THE BOOKS!
* Deana|Honnete finds a suitable book for Calliope, and gives it to her.
* Kaylia gets distracted with the book, reads it twice, and becomes the school slut.
* Kana is crush worthy! So of course, ignores Swizzle and seems more interested in Kaylia.
* Calliope wonders what Dea has given her!
[Switch] PORN!
* Deana|Honnete finds Nimjhal a suitable book too.....
* Mazlo hands Nimjhal a Playboy magazine.
[Switch] Teacher! Calliope has Porn!
* Swizzle gets all fluttery in hopes that maybe, after going out for three weeks steady, he and Kana might hold hands for the first time... *swoon*
* Calliope holds up her porn proudly.
[Switch] Damn that georgette hyer!
* Mazlo wets himself.
* Calliope hits Switch with her book.
[Fishnara] Ew, Mazlo!
* Nimjhal kicks Mazlo in the shins
[Erilahl] Hey...
* Calliope thinks Switch smells like poo!
[Erilahl] You shouldn't be reading that...
* Erilahl gives up, starts drinking heavily.
* Deana|Honnete wonders what Nimjhal considers a suitable book.
[Mazlo] Reading it? People read porn?
[Calliope] Mrs Deana|Honnete gave it to me, Mrs Erilahl!
[Mazlo] Boys got a penis, girls got a vagina!
* Erilahl offers Mrs. Deana|Honnete a drink.
[Fishnara] He likes gun magazines, Ms. Librarian.
[Nimjhal] MAZLO SAID "VAGINA"!!!!!
[Kana] TEACHER! Teacher is drink.... wait... aw... Who am I supposed to tell now?
* Lianari stays in the back of the class carving into the desk silently.
[Fishnara] EWWWWW.
[Deana|Honnete] I did? *looks at it* Oh, that is the wrong book!
[Mazlo] liar! I said Virginia!
[Fishnara] VAGINA
[Nimjhal] Nope! I heard it!
[Nimjhal] He said VAGINA!
* Calliope goes and hides up the back with Lianari. Keeps the porn.
* Deana|Honnete snatches the book back from Calliope, gives her another copy of "The Joy of Sex" in a plain brown wrapper!
[Maeveen] If I wouldn't be banned...
* Swizzle faints, as Mazlo's words are way too pornographic for his little prepubescent self.
* Calliope whines.
[Mazlo] Karma Sutra!
[Calliope] but miiiiiisss!
[Maeveen] This is quotebook material.
[Fishnara] Very.
* Nimjhal puts glue in Maeveens hair
[Switch] Yeah.
* Mazlo steals the gold stars and starts handing them out for lunch money!
* Lianari remains silent shooting spitwads at the kids in front.
[Switch] I ate my glue.
* Fishnara sprinkles glitter on top of the glued hair.
* Erilahl has had enough, bangs on her dest with a ruler.
[Kaylia] You guys are so immature! Why can't you all grow up? Is it because you aren't as pretty as me?
* Deana|Honnete tosses back a couple of gin and tonics with Erilahl
[Erilahl] Children!
[Erilahl] SHUT UP!
* Fishnara quiets down.
[Erilahl> SHUT UP!
[Switch] Teacher swore!
[Erilahl] SHUT UP!
* Mazlo flicks a bugger at Nim!
* Kana quiets down too. But not before passing a note to Swizzle.
* Nimjhal runs back to his desk and sits down
* Calliope shares her porn with Lianari. Changes her name in a fit of teenage gothic angst.
* Calliope is now known as Nienor
* Swizzle snores a little, head on desk.
[Erilahl] DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!
* Mazlo pulls the fire alarm!
[Nimjhal] FIRE!
* Erilahl grabs Mazlo by the neck.
[Kaylia] OH NO! Not a fire! My hair chemicals!
[Mazlo] Recess!
[Nimjhal] Recess!
[Erilahl] Children. Go outside. Mazlo and I are going to have a talk.
[Fishnara] DIBS ON THE SEE SAW BITCHES
* Deana|Honnete looks around. Fire? What fire?
[Mazlo] Dodgeball!
* Nimjhal grabs a basketball and hits Mazlo with it
* Erilahl has gotten out the taser.
* Kaylia covers her beautiful hair with the math book. "Finally, a use for this thing"
* Lianari enjoys teenage gothic angst and decides to paint her face with black makeup and do a shitty job of dying her hair black so the dye runs off the sides and forehead.
* Mazlo gets quality time with the teacher. Mmmmm :)
* Erilahl tasers Mazlo.
* Deana|Honnete forms the children up in an ordely line and marches them outside, where they all peer in the window.
* Mazlo convulses.
* Fishnara pushes Nimjhal into the sandbox.
[Kaylia] Ewww, I'm not playing dodgeball. I'll break a nail.
[Mazlo] teacher's so hawt
[Kana] Eww... Ish, cats pee in there.
* Erilahl tasers Mazlo.
[Kaylia] Basketball is even worse.
* Nimjhal throws sand in Fishnaras eyes
* Lianari feeds chocolate laxatives to everyone.
* Nienor cuts holes in her fingers, paints pictures with the blood on the windows.
* Nimjhal then shoves Fishnara
* Mazlo foams at the mouth.
* Fishnara curses, attracting the attention of many wide-eyed parents.
[Kaylia] I think I'll hang out by the monkey bars, but not actually use them, and start talking about all the cute boys.
[Mazlo] Teacher is flirting with me!
[Mazlo] Anyone want to play Oregon Trail on the Apple?
[Nimjhal] Hey Kaylia! Look! It's Raiston!
* Fishnara throws a fit.
* Swizzle hangs out with girls. Notices he has a note!
[Deana|Honnete] Fishnara! Go and talk to Kaylia about boys.
[Kana] I wanna play Odel Lake!
* Fishnara War Stomps.
[Fishnara] WILL NOT.
* Erilahl tasers Mazlo repeatedly.
[Fishnara] BOYS ARE ICKY.
* Swizzle reads note! Omg! It's from Kana! *faint*
[Kaylia] What!? WHere!? *puts on some lipstick she stole from her big sister's room*
[Fishnara] Bleagh!
* Mazlo convulses repeatedly.
* Fishnara sticks her tongue out.
* Nimjhal laughs at Kaylia putting on lipstick for Raiston
* Lianari flashes a strobelight at Mazlo.
* Erilahl drags Mazlo to the principal, leaves him there, then goes to collect the other children.
* Mazlo looks up Lianari's dress!
[Nimjhal] Teachers coming! SCATTER!
[Fishnara] Run like hell!
* Erilahl grabs Nimjhal by the ear.
[Kaylia] Teacher is coming!?!
[Nimjhal] NOOOOooooOOOOO
[Kana] TEACHER! Nimjhal is trying to foster a mob mentality!!!
* Lianari kicks Mazlo in the head.
[Erilahl] I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead. Every single one of them. And not just the men. But the women... and the children too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals! I hate them!

Gaytime is okay time.

2005-09-09T03:29:40Z

Gaytime huh? I'm american, I have no clue how to take this.

"Gaytime. well, I'd have to think about that, is that normal here in Aussie land?"

"Yeah Zajin, it's good, everyone does it all the time. I even gave some of my gaytime to a Koala the other day!"

"Hmm, well, I dunno, it just doesn't seem like something that I would like, It doesn't seem at all odd to you?"

"Not at all, I have gaytime with my mum sometimes, and my dad sure loves it, nearly as much as chocolate."

"Well.."

Smut Challenge

2005-09-08T12:42:54Z

To get things rolling, let's have a bit of a fun challenge to get started. You aren't expected to participate, but if you don't you're not allowed to ask why no one is writing anything! The only way to get more hilarious smut is if everyone writes it.

So this might stretch your creativity!

Gaytime Fun
Here in Australia we have an icecream called a "Gaytime", and there is nothing at all odd or smutty or anything about it. It's just an average icecream, but it has great potential to lead to misunderstandings. "I could really go for a Gaytime right now... Want to have a Gaytime with me?" etc.
So this competition is taking this idea. You must write a fairly innocent scene, but the way you write it must SEEM smutty. You can do this through innuendo, double entendre, or just rely on the audience reading too far into the situation. Or anything else you can think of, just as long as we can read it as smutty! Good example is Erilahl's "lethal point". We took a weapon and turned it into... Something else. Get what I mean?
As a reminder, members are able to use the Anonysmut LJ to post if they'd rather no one know who is writing. Chances are I'll be using it in the future too!

So! Ready, set, SMUT!!

Hey...

2005-09-08T00:07:45Z

You guys do know that once you're a member you're free to start a story of your own, right? Post!

Welcome to feathersmut! Here's what you need to know...

2005-09-06T07:36:32Z

Hi there! Resident moderator and reluctant smut peruser Sadaye here! You're probably wondering what the hell is going on here. Well, allow me to answer your questions!

What is feathersmut?
Feathersmut is bad (or good, depending on how you see it) slash fiction based on characters from the World of Warcraft roleplaying server Feathermoon. Our server has a bit of a reputation for smut. That totally wasn't us in the tram, though. Those guys are just stupid. The idea of feathersmut came from a bunch of bored people in the #feathermoon IRC channel on irc.wowirc.com and sort of exploded from there. It is intended ENTIRELY as a joke, any sexualishness you get out of it is up to the individual. We have a few guidelines that we follow in order to keep it fun and silly and keep it from getting offensive, but we'll get to those in a bit.

Are you guys horny weirdos or what?
Nope, most of us just write this stuff because we think it's hilarious to put some of our favourite (and, in some cases, least-favourite) characters that we interact with in World of Warcraft in situations that they would probably never actually find themselves in. We think it's funny. You can think it's sexy, though, if that's your thing. Some of our writers might. I don't really know, nor do I want to know. Don't ask, don't tell, right?

What does [QB], [FF] or [CS] before a title in a post mean?
These are tags to show what the post is at a glance.
[FF] or "free form" posts will probably make up the bulk of this community. These are stories that you are free to add on to in comments as long as you use the story guidelines the original poster set up (ex. "It has to involve a saucy gnome, a slice of cheese, and three angry elves!"). Posts without a tag are presumed to be [FF] posts.
[CS] posts are "closed story" posts, meanng that while your commentary on the story is welcome in the comments, you are asked not to add on to it unless you have been asked to by the author.
[QB] posts are Quotebook posts. These are quotes overheard in game or in IRC that were too funny to lose, but too raunchy for our realm forums.
[PIC] posts are picture posts. Make sure pictures are kept behind LJ-Cuts!

How can I sign up to write?
First, you need to have a LiveJournal account. You can sign up for one here if you do not already have one. Next, go to our community profile page and follow the link to join. Then, look for Swizzle or Sadaye in #feathermoon and ask them about being approved to join the community. We can add you right away! Don't want to sign up for a LiveJournal account? Under very special circumstances, we may allow people to use anonysmut to post under, but you have to discuss it with Swizzle or Sadaye in IRC first.

Are pictures okay?
Yes, as long as they are kept behind an LJ-Cut. This will help keep our community and people's friends pages work safe. More info on LJ-Cuts can be found here.

Who is anonysmut?
anonysmut is a special account we've set up so that our members can post stories to the community anonymously. To gain access, you either have to have a LiveJournal account that is a member of this community or talk to Swizzle or Sadaye for a "special circumstances" handing out of the password.

Hey, my character was mentioned in this story, I don't think it's funny, and I don't like it being there!
Please let us know either through IRC (Swizzle or Sadaye), commenting on the story that was posted, or through our community email ( feathersmut@gmail.com ) and we will remove the story or portions thereof so that you are no longer mentioned.

So what are the rules, anyways?
There is really only one rule. DON'T. BE. MEAN. Any stories that we find have stepped over the line from funny into the realm of mocking or mean, we will delete. You can edit it and repost it, but we just want this to be a comunity for fun and silliness, not one for people to bash characters they don't like. People who repeatedly break this rule will get a small number of warnings before being banned.

feathersmut @ 2005-09-02T09:53:00

2005-09-02T00:12:55Z

Kana let out a delicate little gasp at the sight before her. Teasing the woman had really paid off... The sleek Elf facing her was in a rage, eyes burning like a firestorm. But what had made Kana gasp, was the lethal point the Kaldorei had pointing at her, long and gleaming in the moonlight…

((Short and sweet. Requirements: Kana, Eri, "lethal point".

I'm going to treat these as perhaps little challenges, with a small list of things to include in the stories, hence the requirements. Makes it more fun, don't you think? Just imagine the possibilities. "Okay, you have to write Kelt/Tauren with voyeurism, peacebloom, [Large Slimy Bone] and it happens in Orgrimmar on a Wednesday evening."))

Welcome

2005-09-01T23:31:16Z

Your footfalls echo softly on the smooth floor. There is the distant rumble of moving machinery, the air is warm and dense here underground. You walk down a small dark tunnel, and come upon a handsome Dwarf. He is disguised as a tree, and making crow noises...