LEAVE BEAR ALONE!!!!!

Please everyone for the love of pie leave Bear in The Big Blue House alone!!!! Stop making him a pedophile in your fanfics, Bear is a lovable children's show for all ages that has become a hero for my bipolar son, just please leave him alone!!!!! Bear is not a pedophile, he does not rape children in his sleep, he just wants to be loved like all of us. So stop with the Bear/Shadow fics, and just stop. Bear was put on this earth to, heal the minds of us poor self-centered human beings, and quite frankly he's doing a good job goddammit!!!! None of you know the type of life I have, what I go through day in and day out, I was married to Chuck Norris, and then he divorced me to marry his current wife, sticking me with the Bipolar retard, and no alimony whatsoever. I've been duking it out in court with him for six months, and these days I just drink myself to sleep, to avoid the pain. None of you know what it's like to be me, you're all selfish, fanfic obsessed whores who I hope will burn in hell by the merciful hand of Jesus.

The only thing that keeps me going is looking forward to those nights with Pamela Anderson, where I drink myself silly and then end up in bed with her. *sigh* Poor poor, Pamela Anderson, she's got it so rough too. The only thing that cheers me up is seeing Bear's happy, smiling, face on the TV everyday. He brings a ray of sun into my life, therefore HE IS NOT A PEDOPHILE!!!!! We need more shows in the world like Bear in The Big Blue House. And now, just to soften your ice-cold fandom rotting hearts, here's a picture of Bear himself so you could apologize to him, APLOGIZE TO HIM I SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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