| Well, I don't normally talk about this stuff, but... |
[Jul. 11th, 2009|09:00 pm] |
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Dear certain author of a Star Ocean 3 fic I read on the Internet, Why does every single of your gay character hate women in your story? Sure, there are gay guys who exist who do actually hate women and likewise, there are lesbians who hate all men [cringes while thinking of Patrick and Missy]. But there are a lot of people who bat for the same team and don’t think that women are the worst scum of the earth, me included. I have a good number of female friends who I have no interested in dating but I still think are awesome. I’ve befriended them because of similar interests and because I thought that they were very pleasant people. Just because us homosexuals don’t find chicks fun to screw doesn’t necessarily mean we don’t find them fun to hang around with. Very baffled, Me.
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[Jun. 22nd, 2009|02:18 pm] |
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Disney movies are evil, I tell you! Go and look in movies like Pinocchio, Robin Hood, A Goofy Movie, The Little Mermaid and Snow White! Those films show underage characters experiencing unwanted personal contact from adults. Some of them (like Skippy in Robin Hood) were kissed against their will! That would be horribly upsetting to a real child but these situations treated as humourous!
What does this tell children? It gives them the wrong message about who gets to touch their bodies. This is highly inappropriate and should not be shown in a child's film.
Also, characters like Mowgli from The Jungle Book handle threats from adults but they never tell the adults who raise them! This tells children that they should not tell adults about what happened to them.
Seriously, I am really worried about how these movies influence young children. I feel that Disney should be shut down otherwise many young children in the world will get raped.
((Parody of this: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/5142185/Was-Pinocchio-was-being-groomed-by-his-cartoon-pals.html)) |
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| *breaks things* |
[May. 31st, 2009|07:05 pm] |
So today, this fucking asshole of a male says he feels weird being the only male on a forum filled with women. And in penis-speak, "weird" means "BAWWWWW MY PEN0R IS BEING SO OPPRESSED BY GURLZ" so I let him have it. Any man who has the fucking dick to whine about how his life is hard when women have been oppressed and shat upon for centuries deserves to get raped and die, and if you disagree with me you must be a dirty fucking stinky misogynistic slut who should also die before she sullies the women's rights movement with her "oh but men aren't monsters, civil discussion is the way to go" bullshit. Well-behaved women don't make history because they're fucking losers and deserve to be pushed down by badass womynly women, LIKE ME! *strikes Hulk pose*
((parody of this.)) |
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| My thoughts on Pokemon and its ilk |
[May. 27th, 2009|03:19 pm] |
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| | bitchy | ] | I instantly lose respect for anyone over the age of twelve who still likes this ridiculous franchise in any way. Games and shows about raising and befriending cuddly monsters are clearly made only for young children, and so I cannot fathom how anyone past middle school would want to waste their time with them when they could be doing more age-appropriate things, like passing their exams or getting married. Therefore, it is my belief that such fans must have a mental age still in the single digits.
The same applies to all other similarly monster-themed series as well. The sole exception to this is Mai HiME, but not only do I not consider it to be part of the same genre at all, but I feel that comparing it to Pokemon and its ilk in any way is an insult to both Mai HiME and to myself personally. |
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[May. 3rd, 2009|02:00 am] |
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| | None. | ] | ZOMG, y is every 1 on deveeantArt drawign western animayshun?!!?!?!?!? western aneemayshun raeps art!!!!! diznee is a EBIL corporayshun, and some loony toons r racist!!!! every 1 shud stop drwaign western aneemayshun NAO!!!1!11!!one!!!
(Just a little parody of the "STOP DRAWING ANIME" bullshit on dA.) |
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| The real reason Bleach sucks lately |
[Apr. 11th, 2009|03:24 pm] |
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| | pissed off | ] | It's not Orihime. The poor girl has had her spirit and her soul crushed to bits, Aizen and his cronies have all but raped her six ways from Sunday. She has every right to be shattered right now.
No, the reason Bleach has hit a slump lately is because of Ichigo. Ishida/Orihime should be all but canon by now, Ishida has done so much for her...but Kubo still insists the sun rises and sets on Ichigo. Because he's the main character and the heroine of the arc must care for him and only him. Orihime isn't at fault, it's the way Kubo has chosen to write her! So please, fans, stop the senseless bashing of Orihime. Ichigo is the one who deserves all the hatred right now! |
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| Evidence that Katara is a big dumb whore! |
[Mar. 21st, 2009|05:30 pm] |
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| | angry | ] | 1) She's a Mary Sue! She's too pretty and perfect and all the boys love her and she gets good at Waterbending too fast!
2) She gets in the way of all the gay couples!! Aang, Jet, Haru and Zuko-she makes them all fall in love with her skanky vagina when Zuko really loves Sokka, Jet loves Zuko and Aang loves them all because he's oh so sweet.
3) She's a mean nasty BITCH!! She's mean to poor little Aang and her big brother because they don't do whatever she says, she was a slut by playing with Jet's feelings and made him sad and it's HER fault he died because she didn't use her speshul water! And then, when poor Zuko tries to be good for real and help everyone she yells at him and makes him sad! SHE HAS NO RIGHT!!! *stamps feet* How dare she keep making fun of and being a petty mean bitch for no reason, poor Zuko! ;_;
4) She cries too much! Girls are stupid and dumb with their emotions, only pretty boys are allowed to be emotional!!
5) The tradition of girls not being allowed to waterbend was good because girls are stupid, then she marched her cuntish self up to Master Pakku and demanded he change the tradition and then he did it because Katara is apparently sooooo speshul!!
So there you have it. Katara is a skanky ho-bitch and she should DIE!!!!!!!
[insert crappy fanart here of Zuko and Sokka making love hearts and smoochy motions at each other with a stabbed-to-death Katara in the background] |
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[Feb. 21st, 2009|12:39 pm] |
ALL GUY CHARACTERS ARE STUPID EXCEPT BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD AND TEH SOUTHPARK DUDES. TEH HOTT CHIX ARE ALWAYS TEH COOLEST THINGS EVER AND TEH WRITERS ARE FUCKBUTTS 4 SHOWCASING STUPID MORONS WITH PENISES ALL TEH TIME. HOTT CHICKS RULE1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| This fandom's one of the few sane ones out there, stop trying to wank it up! |
[Jan. 30th, 2009|08:41 am] |
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| | pissed off | ] | 1) Andre did not try to rape Oscar in episode 28! All he did was kiss her, and when he tore her shirt he didn't even TRY to touch her! So just stop it, okay?
2) Rosalie is not a Canon Sue. I know some of you hate her storyline because fairytales violated you when you were a kid or some shit like that, but that's no reason to take it out on such a wonderful character! And all you rabid hetshippers, stop whining about her canon romantic feelings for Oscar and the fact that people ship them!
3) To one specific fan who shall not be named but knows who she is: Considering how little Madame du Barry was in the series compared to other villains, how can she be "the most evil character ever in the entire series"? At least with her we get real backstory and development, instead of Madame de Polignac, who is almost sympathetic but then ruins it by learning NOTHING from what happened to Charlotte and then using Oscar to manipulate Rosalie, and Duke Guemenee, who thinks just because he's A Man he's entitled to be a massive douche and kill little kids.
In short? Stop being stupid and trying to muck up this nice cozy fandom. You make Rosalie cry. |
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[Jan. 22nd, 2009|09:53 pm] |
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Guys, a question...Why do people want to leave fandom just because some people are immature? Yeah, I have my share of brats in fandom. People say that one of my favourite Fruits Basket characters is a Mary Sue for getting in the way of Kyo/Yuki, people think that Sephiroth is their future husband and people argue about which pairing is more canon, which is quite annoying to hear, but you get really interesting and awesome people, too! I’m not sure why that wouldn’t make up for all the rabid people. |
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[Jan. 11th, 2009|07:22 pm] |
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When people say that they enjoy unintellectual crap like MTV, Twilight and Eastenders and don't enjoy intelligent fandoms such as Lord of the Rings and Pride and Prejudice, I know that they must be unintelligent idiots. Honestly, how on earth do we get idiots like this in society? If people could be more intelligent like me, they would like TV shows and books with interesting plots and character development. |
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| Fandom wank is EVIL! |
[Dec. 28th, 2008|11:38 pm] |
I was a member for one regrettable month several years back, and it seemed glorious. So much witty snark at the expense of idiotic hero worshippers, many villain fans who agreed with me...I thought it would never end. ::sighs:: But then...but then, something unspeakable happened.
I was...wanked! ::shudders and sobs:: I got into a debate about Snape on a Harry Potter forum, and this fool insisted on contradicting me at every turn and criticizing my views...when I tried to defend myself to the community, they all mocked me! I...had no choice, but to leave in shame.
And that is why Fandom Wank is pure evil, little more than a breeding ground for hurtful bullies and two-faced idiots! I will never forgive them! |
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| ur all dumbfucks |
[Dec. 15th, 2008|01:38 pm] |
ANYONE WHO DOES FANDOM FOR TEH "DEEP MEANINGFUL COMPLEXITY META DISCUSSIONS AND OTHER STUPID CRAP" IS A FAGGY LUSER AND SHOULD GTFO AND STOP GETTING IN TEH WAY OF MY FAPPING!!!! FANDOMS FOR PR0NZ AND FITING OVER WETHER CARTMAN OR BEAVIS WOULD WIN IN A FITE!!!! SO TAKE UR BORING DEEPNESS AND SHOVE IT UP UR ASS, LOSERS!!!!! |
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[Dec. 9th, 2008|10:04 pm] |
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| | amused | ] | So I'm with a bunch of my gaming buddies and two of 'em start dissing The Wizard and picking at all its flaws. Like they were Siskel and Ebert, or Shakespeare critics or something. That annoyed me because it's like they missed the point of crappy movies like that: They're so bad, they're good. Come on, how can you NOT love a movie that tries to make the Powerglove look like a beacon of awesome when in reality it sucked? XD Of course it's full of gaping plot holes and errors and shit like that, it's a 90-minute commercial for Super Mario Bros 3! (Some commercial, they didn't show us NEARLY enough. :P)
So anyways. If you're gonna nitpick bad movies like they're supposed to be good, you're kinda missing the point. No offense. XP |
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[Dec. 9th, 2008|09:32 pm] |
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Hello. My name is Jane. I am what you would call a true fan in fandom. Unlike other ‘fans’ (I refuse to call them actual fans), I am a fan in a certain fandom because I like the well-developed plot or the great character development. I lose all respect for fangirls who only like certain characters because they are hot. Nakago is one very good example. I love how his tragic past made him such a cruel and manipulative villain and am so embarrassed that some children (I refuse to call them teenagers or adults) call themselves ‘fans’ of him because they only like his looks. How pathetic. I’m so glad that I’m not like that. Also, I despise people who squee over characters instead of praising them for their character developments or discuss certain issues of the plot. It shows that they have no real respect for such characters. Sometimes I question how intelligent these ‘fans’ are. And I hate people who write pornfic and people who write romance fics solely for the sake of putting two characters together. All these people are interested in is their stupid horny fantasies and not storytelling or characterisation. |
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[Nov. 20th, 2008|07:00 pm] |
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| | angry | ] | Dear Luigi fanbrats,
Bashing Mario does not make your precious Weegie look better! Stop it! Without "the fat bastard in red" you wouldn't even have Luigi to fangirl all over, morons! And if you knew canon as well as you insist you do you'd notice that Mario cares about Luigi and vice versa-Mario wouldn't ditch Luigi in a field of monsters to make out with Peach, and Luigi wouldn't try to have Mario murdered just so he could be in the spotlight. Either sit down and play the games again or just get out of the fandom. Preferably the latter.
And no, his Final Smash is not canon proof that he hates his brother!! Frustration at feeling like a useless second banana =/= hatred. Got that? Especially you, certain Luigi worshipper who shall remain nameless who won't stop making him out to be an eternally persecuted wangst-filled woobie whose name is synonymous with Cori Falls. Stop writing and GTFO the Mario forums before I have your ass banninated.
No love whatsoever,
Lyssie. |
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