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(no subject) [Dec. 14th, 2009|11:19 pm]

protectchildren
[mood | angry]

I am beginning to realise how corruptive all fiction is.

It glorifies violence, rape, stereotypes, sexism, paedophilia, tragedy and suffering. It glorifies real life issues and that is wrong! It might make small, innocent children think that having sex with snails is a good thing!

And fandom takes it all to a whole new level of horror.

Incest, rape, paedophilia, violence, broccoli - every disgusting turn-on is labelled as a 'harmless kink'. Even racism and sexism are fetishised and small children should not judge others for their race or sex! It influences other children to do the same!

I demand that everybody in the world stops these horrible fantasies. Nothing is worth all the money and effort put into them and it would be better spent on something worthwhile like teaching your children not to do wrong!


((OOC: parody of this: http://i50.tinypic.com/qrkmm0.jpg))
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LEONA LEWIS? EWWW.... [Nov. 17th, 2009|09:11 am]

daisy_the_mage1
GOD, SQUARE ENIX. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CHANGE THE JAPANESE THEME SONG FOR FF XIII? IT'S HORRIBLE AND YOU SHOULD NEVER, EVER USE WESTERN ARTISTS TO PROMOTE YOUR GAMES! YOU'RE ONLY DOING IT TO CASH IN YOUR SERIES. YOU ARE USING WESTERN ARTISTS TO PROMOTE YOUR GAMES? HOW STUPID IS THAT?

God, I had high expectations for this game and now I'm not buying it anymore. :( :( YOU JUST LOST SOMEBODY WHO COULD HAVE BOUGHT THIS GAME, SQUARE ENIX! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!!!!!! :( :( :( :(
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(no subject) [Oct. 16th, 2009|06:31 pm]

sailorvfan10
[music |Tokio Hotel - Dogs Unleashed | Powered by Last.fm]

Just because I say so, I FORBID ANYONE TO WRITE KAREL FROM FE7 IN CHARACTER. THAT MEANS HE'S TOTALLY NOT A BLOODTHIRSTY MURDERER WHO LATER ON GETS REDEEMED. HE WAS ALWAYS THAT WAY. STOP WRITING HIM CANONICALLY BECAUSE MY HEADCANON ARGUES OTHERWISE, DAMMIT.

I MEAN, HE FIGHTS ALONGSIDE THAT PANSY ELIWOOD. THAT MEANS HE'S GOOD, DAMMIT. WRITE HIM AS GOOD ONLY. IT'S ALSO A NEGATIVE GOTHIC STEREOTYPE, EVEN THOUGH I OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. OH, AND GUY IS NOT THE FUCKING SAINT OF SWORDS. THOSE BASTARDS AT NINTENDO DON'T KNOW HOW TO TRANSLATE FOR SHIT GAIZ, REALLY. THEY PUT "GUY" INSTEAD OF "KAREL" EVEN THOUGH IT SAYS GUY IN THE ORIGINAL VERSION.

Also, KAREL TTLY HATES SEPHIROTH. DON'T PAIR THEM TOGETHER. DON'T CROSS-PAIR HIM WITH ANYONE, EITHER.

BTW, arguing about video games is trivial, pointless, and generally does not make others look at you in an intelligent light.

P.S. DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT MY RANT OR ELSE YOU'RE A PREP KAREL HATER AND YOU'LL BURN IN HELL FOR YOUR SINS.

I ALSO LIKE TO RANT ABOUT KAREL AT COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT TIMES. AND I TAKE THINGS SERIOUSLY EVEN WHEN I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO, BECAUSE I'M A SENSITIVE AND WEEPY UKE LIKE THAT.
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A Fire Emblem rant [Oct. 1st, 2009|09:51 pm]

queenofthedusk
[mood | bitchy]

I am getting quite sick of all the Sonia hatred in the Rekka no Ken fandom! Everyone bashes this brilliant, beautiful woman as a "monster", "harlot" or "demon" all because she was mean to their precious little Nino. So she stole the little twit from her parents, lied to her and went on to verbally abuse her for years, why is that such a crime?

Nino was an idiot. She had the audacity to believe Sonia was her true mother despite there being no resemblance between them, she got in the way of the Black Fang's missions by being clumsy and whiny...if you ask me, the sickeningly sweet little moppet deserved all the abuse Sonia gave her!

Sonia was much smarter than anyone in this fandom gives her credit for, and if I hear one more immature fanbrat whine "but she made Nino cry!!!", they'll be sorry! ::hiss::
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(no subject) [Sep. 13th, 2009|05:05 pm]

crackfangirl
So, I was wondering recently: when you're watching anime, do you usually watch the subs or the dubs? I like both of them! Usually I watch the subs because the translations can be better when you don't have to lip-sync, but sometimes there's a really good dub cast that I like better than the originals, so I watch that.

Eheh... but the last time I said that on a public forum, it didn't end well.
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Now, I rarely do Serious Business here, but... [Sep. 13th, 2009|02:45 am]

threesomesftw
[mood |DO NOT WANT]

Uwe Boll is evil, and the most recent Nostalgia Critic episode just proves it further.

And anyone who disagrees with me is either insane or doesn't know Uwe Boll.
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(no subject) [Sep. 1st, 2009|03:55 pm]

daisy_the_mage1
[mood | bitchy]

God, why did they pronounce Zidane's and Cecil's names wrong in the English version of Final Fantasy Dissidia? It's not 'Zi-Dahn' or 'Seh-Sil'. It can't be because it sounds wrong! Did the VAs not do the research or use common sense because that is not how the names are properly pronounced! 

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Well, I don't normally talk about this stuff, but... [Jul. 11th, 2009|09:00 pm]

cartoonnerd

Dear certain author of a Star Ocean 3 fic I read on the Internet,

Why does every single of your gay character hate women in your story? Sure, there are gay guys who exist who do actually hate women and likewise, there are lesbians who hate all men [cringes while thinking of Patrick and Missy]. But there are a lot of people who bat for the same team and don’t think that women are the worst scum of the earth, me included. I have a good number of female friends who I have no interested in dating but I still think are awesome. I’ve befriended them because of similar interests and because I thought that they were very pleasant people.

Just because us homosexuals don’t find chicks fun to screw doesn’t necessarily mean we don’t find them fun to hang around with.

Very baffled,

Me.


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Heroes versus villains, and why the latter always come up superior [Jun. 26th, 2009|11:09 pm]

queenofthedusk
[mood | bitchy]

::emerges from the shadows::

This is an essay I've been working on for quite a while now, about the so-called pure and virtuous heroes and why they're not quite as good and wonderful as their creators like to make them seem.

This got quite lengthy, of course. )

In conclusion, this is why heroes are monsters and villains reign supreme. Thank you. ::steps down and smooths her skirt::
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(no subject) [Jun. 22nd, 2009|02:18 pm]

protectchildren

Disney movies are evil, I tell you! Go and look in movies like Pinocchio, Robin Hood, A Goofy Movie, The Little Mermaid and Snow White! Those films show underage characters experiencing unwanted personal contact from adults. Some of them (like Skippy in Robin Hood) were kissed against their will! That would be horribly upsetting to a real child but these situations treated as humourous!

What does this tell children? It gives them the wrong message about who gets to touch their bodies. This is highly inappropriate and should not be shown in a child's film.

Also, characters like Mowgli from The Jungle Book  handle threats from adults but they never tell the adults who raise them! This tells children that they should not tell adults about what happened to them.

Seriously, I am really worried about how these movies influence young children. I feel that Disney should be shut down otherwise many young children in the world will get raped.

((Parody of this: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/5142185/Was-Pinocchio-was-being-groomed-by-his-cartoon-pals.html))

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*breaks things* [May. 31st, 2009|07:05 pm]

princessawesome
[mood |PISSED OFF]

So today, this fucking asshole of a male says he feels weird being the only male on a forum filled with women. And in penis-speak, "weird" means "BAWWWWW MY PEN0R IS BEING SO OPPRESSED BY GURLZ" so I let him have it. Any man who has the fucking dick to whine about how his life is hard when women have been oppressed and shat upon for centuries deserves to get raped and die, and if you disagree with me you must be a dirty fucking stinky misogynistic slut who should also die before she sullies the women's rights movement with her "oh but men aren't monsters, civil discussion is the way to go" bullshit. Well-behaved women don't make history because they're fucking losers and deserve to be pushed down by badass womynly women, LIKE ME! *strikes Hulk pose*

((parody of this.))
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My thoughts on Pokemon and its ilk [May. 27th, 2009|03:19 pm]

doesnotrespect
[mood | bitchy]

I instantly lose respect for anyone over the age of twelve who still likes this ridiculous franchise in any way. Games and shows about raising and befriending cuddly monsters are clearly made only for young children, and so I cannot fathom how anyone past middle school would want to waste their time with them when they could be doing more age-appropriate things, like passing their exams or getting married. Therefore, it is my belief that such fans must have a mental age still in the single digits.

The same applies to all other similarly monster-themed series as well. The sole exception to this is Mai HiME, but not only do I not consider it to be part of the same genre at all, but I feel that comparing it to Pokemon and its ilk in any way is an insult to both Mai HiME and to myself personally.
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New fandom, new fan dumb. [May. 13th, 2009|10:34 pm]

theanimejock
[mood | blah]

Bitch bitch bitch, nag nag nag )
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(no subject) [May. 3rd, 2009|02:00 am]

dai_atlas
[mood | amused]
[music |None.]

ZOMG, y is every 1 on deveeantArt drawign western animayshun?!!?!?!?!? western aneemayshun raeps art!!!!! diznee is a EBIL corporayshun, and some loony toons r racist!!!! every 1 shud stop drwaign western aneemayshun NAO!!!1!11!!one!!!

(Just a little parody of the "STOP DRAWING ANIME" bullshit on dA.)
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The real reason Bleach sucks lately [Apr. 11th, 2009|03:24 pm]

maincharassuck
[mood | pissed off]

It's not Orihime. The poor girl has had her spirit and her soul crushed to bits, Aizen and his cronies have all but raped her six ways from Sunday. She has every right to be shattered right now.

No, the reason Bleach has hit a slump lately is because of Ichigo. Ishida/Orihime should be all but canon by now, Ishida has done so much for her...but Kubo still insists the sun rises and sets on Ichigo. Because he's the main character and the heroine of the arc must care for him and only him. Orihime isn't at fault, it's the way Kubo has chosen to write her! So please, fans, stop the senseless bashing of Orihime. Ichigo is the one who deserves all the hatred right now!
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Evidence that Katara is a big dumb whore! [Mar. 21st, 2009|05:30 pm]

teh_joker
[mood | angry]

1) She's a Mary Sue! She's too pretty and perfect and all the boys love her and she gets good at Waterbending too fast!

2) She gets in the way of all the gay couples!! Aang, Jet, Haru and Zuko-she makes them all fall in love with her skanky vagina when Zuko really loves Sokka, Jet loves Zuko and Aang loves them all because he's oh so sweet.

3) She's a mean nasty BITCH!! She's mean to poor little Aang and her big brother because they don't do whatever she says, she was a slut by playing with Jet's feelings and made him sad and it's HER fault he died because she didn't use her speshul water! And then, when poor Zuko tries to be good for real and help everyone she yells at him and makes him sad! SHE HAS NO RIGHT!!! *stamps feet* How dare she keep making fun of and being a petty mean bitch for no reason, poor Zuko! ;_;

4) She cries too much! Girls are stupid and dumb with their emotions, only pretty boys are allowed to be emotional!!

5) The tradition of girls not being allowed to waterbend was good because girls are stupid, then she marched her cuntish self up to Master Pakku and demanded he change the tradition and then he did it because Katara is apparently sooooo speshul!!


So there you have it. Katara is a skanky ho-bitch and she should DIE!!!!!!!

[insert crappy fanart here of Zuko and Sokka making love hearts and smoochy motions at each other with a stabbed-to-death Katara in the background]
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Avatar finale rant [Feb. 28th, 2009|03:47 pm]

maincharassuck
[mood | bitchy]

A spoiler cut because unlike some people, I have manners. )
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(no subject) [Feb. 21st, 2009|12:39 pm]

hottchix4eva
[mood |fappy]

ALL GUY CHARACTERS ARE STUPID EXCEPT BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD AND TEH SOUTHPARK DUDES. TEH HOTT CHIX ARE ALWAYS TEH COOLEST THINGS EVER AND TEH WRITERS ARE FUCKBUTTS 4 SHOWCASING STUPID MORONS WITH PENISES ALL TEH TIME. HOTT CHICKS RULE1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(no subject) [Feb. 16th, 2009|10:09 pm]

daisy_the_mage1
Dear authors,

Please don't write murder scenes unless you have been murdered yourself.

No love,

Me.

(Parody of this: http://community.livejournal.com/fanficrants/7881853.html)

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This fandom's one of the few sane ones out there, stop trying to wank it up! [Jan. 30th, 2009|08:41 am]

defendsthehated
[mood | pissed off]

1) Andre did not try to rape Oscar in episode 28! All he did was kiss her, and when he tore her shirt he didn't even TRY to touch her! So just stop it, okay?

2) Rosalie is not a Canon Sue. I know some of you hate her storyline because fairytales violated you when you were a kid or some shit like that, but that's no reason to take it out on such a wonderful character! And all you rabid hetshippers, stop whining about her canon romantic feelings for Oscar and the fact that people ship them!

3) To one specific fan who shall not be named but knows who she is: Considering how little Madame du Barry was in the series compared to other villains, how can she be "the most evil character ever in the entire series"? At least with her we get real backstory and development, instead of Madame de Polignac, who is almost sympathetic but then ruins it by learning NOTHING from what happened to Charlotte and then using Oscar to manipulate Rosalie, and Duke Guemenee, who thinks just because he's A Man he's entitled to be a massive douche and kill little kids.

In short? Stop being stupid and trying to muck up this nice cozy fandom. You make Rosalie cry.
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