Fake News Fanfiction

10 February 2010 @ 12:58 am

Medium: Television
Fandom: The Colbert Report
Subject: Liberal!"Stephen"
Title: Pollyanna Flower Child
Disclaimer: Work of parody, product of mixer's imagination only, not real, not mine.

It's not that hard to figure out liberal!Stephen. All you have to do is take traits of the regular Stephen and invert them. Like so...

(Large version of the cover art is here.)

( The sign said long haired freaky people need not apply / So I tucked my hair up under my hat, and I went in to ask him why )

Tags: author: sailorptah, mix, pairing: none, rating: pg-13, series: the colbert report

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socks4yah

09 February 2010 @ 10:53 pm

FIC: Two Syllables

Title: Two Syllables
Pairing: Jon/Anderson
Rating: PG (swears!)
Warnings: None
Summary: Jon thought his slip of the tongue had gone unnoticed, that he had somehow pulled back those two syllables and returned them to their lock-box deep inside his stomach. He was wrong.
Disclaimer: “All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.”
Author: socks4yah
Word count: 344

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Tags: author: socks4yah, pairing: jon/anderson, pairing: jon/stephen, rating: pg, series: anderson cooper 360, series: the daily show

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tigris18

09 February 2010 @ 04:51 pm

"Undisclosed Desires" - (a make-up Jon/Keith fic)

Title: Undisclosed Desires
Author: me
Pairing: Jon/Keith
Rating: R
Summary: After watching Keith's show [from last Friday], Jon decides that it is time to clear things up between he and Keith. Confessions are made...
Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of these people. This is purely FICTION!
Author's Notes: I have really been wanting some make-up Jon/Keith fics ever since Jon's call out to Keith on TDS and Keith's response to Jon on Countdown. So, since my university classes were cancelled due to all the snow we got last night, I cracked down and wrote one myself. I wanted to write a sex scene for this...I really tried, but it wasn't turning out right, so I left it out. :-( But, who knows, maybe it'll come to me later and I'll write a sexy epilogue for it! ;-)
Enjoy!

( I mean did you even listen to half of what I said? )

Tags: author: tigris18, pairing: keith/jon, rating: r, series: countdown with keith olbermann, series: the daily show

Current Mood:

lazy

Current Music: "Undisclosed Desires", Muse

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comically_so

08 February 2010 @ 01:40 am

FIC: Interception

Title: Interception
Rating: NC-17, PWP.
Pairing: Keith/Anderson
Word Count: ~1,200
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Summary: Keith and Anderson watch the Super Bowl and make a bet: "Loser gives winner a blowjob."
Author’s Note: For my BFF

dutchtulips, a die-hard Colts fan, because I know she needs some cheering up right now.

Fic is here!

Tags: author: comically_so, pairing: keith/anderson, rating: nc-17, rating: pg-13, series: anderson cooper 360, series: countdown with keith olbermann

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tigris18

07 February 2010 @ 08:23 pm

The Vampire's Soul (4/?)

Title: The Vampire's Soul
Author: me
Rating: PG-13 (for this chapter)
Pairing(s): Keith/Shepard, Jon/Stephen, Anderson/David
Characters: Main cast of TDS & TCR, MSNBC, FOX News, and CNN.
Genre: AU
Summary: The Vampires are plotting for expansion. The Werewolves are fighting to keep their land. Shepard, a Fox vamp, finds himself oddly drawn to the family of liberal werewolves.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of these news media/political figures that are present in this fic. This is strictly fiction!
Author's Notes:
First and foremost, I'd like to give a shout-out to my lovely beta, lady_sci_fi and her fic, Rage At The Moon. :-)
Okay, I've been toying with the idea of adding one other werewolf to the family, so Anderson could be paired up with someone, and this week I found that person: David Shuster! :-D I went on YouTube and watched a bunch of clips with David. I think he is wonderful! Plus, I think Anderson/David sounds pretty damn hot, if you ask me.
I had also been toying with the idea of having there be werewolf pups; ever since I saw towel_lord 's latest art on DA, where Shep is holding a werewolf pup...SO CUTE! Here's the link: http://towel-lord.deviantart.com/art/Traitor-in-our-Midst-151283296
So, I gave Dan three werewolf pups. ^_^ I'll explain in the next chapter who their mother is...or was.
I researched a whole bunch about Dan the other day, trying to find out what his favorite baseball or football team was, but had no luck. :-( So, in my fic, I decided to say that Dan and Keith are both huge Yankees fans. This is to explain the names of Dan's kids: Joe DiMaggio, Yogi Berra, and Babe Ruth - They're all famous NY Yankees players. :-P

( Chapter 4 )

Tags: author: tigris18, pairing: anderson/david shuster, pairing: jon/stephen, pairing: keith/shepard smith, rating: pg-13, series: countdown with keith olbermann, series: the colbert report, series: the daily show, series: the fox report, series: the rachel maddow show

Current Mood:

relieved

Current Music: The Super Bowl

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shoebox_addict

06 February 2010 @ 11:37 pm

Installment #3 in drabble series

Title: Quick Fics #3: Inside Jon's Office
Author: shoebox_addict
Pairing: Jon/Stephen
Rating: NC-17 overall
Warnings: Sexy times, swearing, gay agenda, etc.
Author's Notes: Here are three drabbles that include Springsteen & foreshadowing, a WristStrong bracelet, and that interview with Colin Firth. Enjoy! <33

Disclaimer: Any similarity between the fictional version of the person portrayed here and the actual persons is purely coincidental. This is a work of fiction. This is not an attempt to defame the character of said person on the basis of libel, as the work is FICTIONAL (and NOT an intently false statement created with the express purpose of misleading others about the actual character of said person).

Any mention of 'The Daily Show', 'The Colbert Report', 'Viacom', any associated entities, or any copyrighted material pertaining therein is reasonably protected by the Fair Use Rule of the United States Copyright Act of 1976 and is not intended to infringe upon any copyrighted material.

( But it's all in the wrist. )

Tags: author: shoebox_addict, pairing: jon/stephen, rating: nc-17, series: the colbert report, series: the daily show

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sloppycronkite

07 February 2010 @ 12:34 am

Liquid Sunshine

Title: Liquid Sunshine
Pairing: Jon/Stephen
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None.
Summary: Stephen hates catching the school-bus.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Note: This was originally written for

shoebox_addict , who gave me the prompt of "chewing gum". High-school!AU fic.

( The spokes of his umbrella had started to buckle. )

Tags: author: sloppycronkite, pairing: jon/stephen, rating: pg-13, series: the daily show

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towel_lord

05 February 2010 @ 05:24 pm

Fic: Stephen's Smilodon

Title: Stephen's Smilodon (Subject to change)
Series: TCR, TDS and Primeval
Rating: PG
pairing: very slight "Stephen"/Jon if you squint
Warning: Pre-historic!Fluff, bad star wars references
Summary: A rip in time appears in Stephen's office, and he makes a new friend... which Jon isn't to thrilled about
A/N: it's as insane as it sounds, it's based of a silly comic and late night IMing, but i hope you like it! You don't need to have watched Primeval to
understand the story, it really doesn't matter. Feedback is always appreciated!
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

Read More at my Journal

Tags: author: towel_lord, crossover, pairing: "stephen"/jon, rating: pg, series: the colbert report, series: the daily show

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randomfandom93

04 February 2010 @ 10:37 pm

Silent Tango 5/5

Hi guys! The last chapter of Silent Tango (sort of) is up at my LJ. It turned out to be too long for LiveJournal's taste, so it's split into two parts. All previous chapters can be found there too.

Title: Silent Tango
Fandom: Fake News
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Jon/'Stephen'
Summary: With Stephen back from Iraq, Jon and Stephen struggle to deal with their divorces, their budding relationship, oh, and a telepathic mind link, an assassination attempt and bananas on their breakfasts, too.
Disclaimer: I do not own Jon Stewart and/or Stephen Colbert, Viacom, CNN, Fox News, the U.S. Army, or even any Bananas.

Chapter 5.1 - http://randomfandom93.livejournal.com/3809.html
Chapter 5.2 - http://randomfandom93.livejournal.com/3869.html

Tags: author: randomfandom93, pairing: "stephen"/jon, rating: pg-13, series: the colbert report, series: the daily show

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lady_sci_fi

04 February 2010 @ 05:21 pm

Rage at the Moon 27/28

Title: Rage at the Moon 27/28
Series: TDS, Countdown w/ KO.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, Violence
Disclaimer: I do not own Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, or any known political figures who appear in this story.
Summary: AU. Most people believe that the creatures werewolves and vampires only exist in myths and legends. But, they’re very much real, and in the city of New York. A chance of accident leaves one comedian in the middle of the eternal werewolf/vampire conflict.
Author's Note: Please comment. Feedback is good.

Author's note: Here are some illustrations done by

towel_lord: Jon and WolfKeith, Grooming, Crazy Vampire Beck, Vampire O'Reilly and Shepard

Morning After the Moon

One /Two /Three /Four /Five /Six /Seven /Eight /Nine /Ten /Eleven /Twelve /Thirteen /Fourteen /Fifteen /Sixteen /Seventeen /Eighteen /Nineteen /Twenty /Twenty-One /Twenty-Two /Twenty-Three /Twenty-Four /Twenty-Five /Twenty-Six

( Chapter 27 )

Tags: author: lady_sci_fi, pairing: keith/jon, rating: pg-13, series: countdown with keith olbermann, series: the daily show

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dutchtulips

04 February 2010 @ 05:10 pm

FIC: Three Little Words.

Title: Three Little Words
Rating: NC-17. Definitely.
Characters/Pairing: Keith Olbermann/Anderson Cooper.
Word Count: ~3,600 words, overall.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Summary: It's Valentine's Day, and Keith invites Anderson over for an evening at his apartment, on an incredible mission - to finally tell him those three little words. ;)
A/N: That's right, it's an "I love you" fic. I don't think before I've ever written a fic that was so smutty and at the same time so waffy, but really, isn't that the best of both worlds? *g* Also, in honor of this being my 20th pundit fic, I felt like a change of pace. So for the first time ever from me, you get... top!Anderson. Yes.

I think that possibly, maybe, I'm falling for you.

Tags: author: dutchtulips, pairing: keith/anderson, rating: nc-17, series: anderson cooper 360, series: countdown with keith olbermann

Current Mood:

naughty

Current Music: "Swim" - Jack's Mannequin

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sailorptah

02 February 2010 @ 10:41 pm

Needs Met, Happyverse Style

Title: Needs Met, Happyverse Style
Characters: (a) c!Stephen, (an) l!Stephen, Jon/happy!Stephen
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Work of parody. Not real; not mine.

From the same multiverse as Needs Met. Two familiar-looking Stephens respond to a call for help from the happy!verse...

( 'Hi, Jon! We're your visitors from the Interdimensional Colbert Exchange Program.' )

Tags: author: sailorptah, comic, pairing: "stephen"/jon, rating: pg, series: the colbert report

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lady_sci_fi

02 February 2010 @ 05:04 pm

Rage at the Moon 26/?

Title: Rage at the Moon 26/?
Series: TDS, Countdown w/ KO.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, Violence
Disclaimer: I do not own Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, or any known political figures who appear in this story.
Summary: AU. Most people believe that the creatures werewolves and vampires only exist in myths and legends. But, they’re very much real, and in the city of New York. A chance of accident leaves one comedian in the middle of the eternal werewolf/vampire conflict.
Author's Note: Please comment. Feedback is good.

Author's note: Here are some illustrations done by

towel_lord: Jon and WolfKeith, Grooming, Crazy Vampire Beck, Vampire O'Reilly and Shepard

Morning After the Moon

One /Two /Three /Four /Five /Six /Seven /Eight /Nine /Ten /Eleven /Twelve /Thirteen /Fourteen /Fifteen /Sixteen /Seventeen /Eighteen /Nineteen /Twenty /Twenty-One /Twenty-Two /Twenty-Three /Twenty-Four /Twenty-Five

( Chapter 26 )

Tags: author: lady_sci_fi, pairing: keith/jon, rating: pg-13, series: countdown with keith olbermann, series: the daily show

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sailorptah

01 February 2010 @ 07:13 pm

Castle Down, chapter 6

Title: Castle Down (6/6)
Rating: R
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Larry/John-O, John Hodgman, Mrs. Jonatha Strangedirt
Disclaimers: Follow the fake cut.

And you thought I was kidding about the mole-men.

The mole-manic woman in this chapter is #373 in the list from More Information Than You Require. (Mole-man language is described as "a melange of hisses, grunts, coughs, screeches, and French.") The rooster is...well.

Decorative capitals, as ever, come from Daily Drop Cap. List of chapters here.

( In which Jon is awesome, and there are some final gratuitous sparkles. )

Tags: author: sailorptah, illustration, pairing: "stephen"/bill o'reilly, pairing: "stephen"/jon, pairing: john oliver/larry wilmore, rating: r, series: hodgmanverse, series: the colbert report, series: the daily show

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yank_abroad

02 February 2010 @ 12:32 pm

The Human Price (Part 3/3)

Title: The Human Price
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Political backlash turns violent after Rachel Maddow's reporting on the Anti-Homosexuality Bill in Uganda.

Disclaimer: All copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. This work is not created for profit and constitutes fair use. References to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

“You’re a symbol.”
“I am a snare drum, at least.”
-- Keith Olbermann & Rachel Maddow

(Part 1)
(Part 2)

( Read more... )

Tags: author: yank_abroad, pairing: none, rating: pg-13, series: countdown with keith olbermann, series: the rachel maddow show

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tigris18

31 January 2010 @ 09:39 pm

The Vampire's Soul (3/?)

Title: The Vampire's Soul
Author: me
Rating: PG-13 (for this chapter)
Pairing(s): Keith/Shepard, Jon/Stephen
Characters: Main cast of TDS & TCR, MSNBC, FOX News, and CNN.
Genre: AU
Summary: The Vampires are plotting for expansion. The Werewolves are fighting to keep their land. Shepard, a Fox vamp, finds himself oddly drawn to the family of liberal werewolves.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of these news media/political figures that are present in this fic. This is strictly fiction!
Author's Notes: Shout out to my lovely beta,

lady_sci_fi , and her awesome fic, Rage At The Moon! :-)
In all the movies that I've seen with werewolves, while the person is in wolf-form, he or she cannot speak. While I understand the reasons why, I just don't want to follow that rule with my fic. I wanted the werewolves in my fic to be able to communicate with the vampires while they are transformed, and so I decided to change the rules. It's my fic! And I wanted talking werewolves...so you all get them too! :-P

( Chapter 3 )

Tags: author: tigris18, pairing: jon/stephen, pairing: keith/shepard smith, rating: pg-13, series: countdown with keith olbermann, series: the colbert report, series: the daily show, series: the fox report, series: the rachel maddow show

Current Mood:

tired

Current Music: "Send Me You", The Butchies

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ceilidh_ann

31 January 2010 @ 06:31 pm

The Glass Closet (Anderson Cooper/Shepard Smith)

Title: The Glass Closet
Pairings: Anderson Cooper/Shepard Smith, Shepard Smith/Jonathan Hunt.
Rating: Hard R for sexual content.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Summary: After Shep gets his heart broken, he has a confessional moment with someone who knows what it's like.
Author’s Note: This is set before Christmas because that's when I started writing it and is dialogue heavy. It's the complete opposite of my usual 'let's throw some vampires/werewolves/mermaids/ghostbusters/orgasming superheroes in there' mantra of fake news fanfiction, but I love this pair and so should you all. Enjoy.

( Read more... )

Tags: author: ceilidh_ann, pairing: anderson/shepard smith, pairing: shepard smith/jonathan hunt, rating: r, series: anderson cooper 360, series: the fox report

Current Location: Edinburgh

Current Mood:

sick

Current Music: Charlie Brooker's Newswipe

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ceilidh_ann

30 January 2010 @ 01:16 am

There is No Anderson (PRT!Ghostbusters fic...yes, really.)

Title: There is No Anderson...
Pairing: Keith/Anderson.
Rating: PG-13 for strangeness and possession.
Warnings: This makes absolutely no sense.
Word Count: 1986.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Summary: PRT!Ghostbusters AU. Anderson's most recent incident with the supernatural gets a little close for both him and Keith.
Author’s Note: Confused yet?

dutchtulips and I and a couple of others discussed the possibility of a Ghostbuster crossover a while back, it was the first conversation I ever had on here. I wrote a mini fic for it here and the news that Anderson bought a converted firehouse played right into my hands and this was the result. If you think the stuff I post in OTs is weird, just skip over this. Otherwise, get out the prescription pad and enjoy!

( Sometimes shit happens and who you gonna call? )

Tags: author: ceilidh_ann, crossover, pairing: keith/anderson, rating: pg-13, series: anderson cooper 360, series: countdown with keith olbermann

Current Location: Edinburgh

Current Mood:

excited

Current Music: MSNBC

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lady_sci_fi

28 January 2010 @ 05:18 pm

Rage at the Moon 25/?

Title: Rage at the Moon 25/?
Series: TDS, Countdown w/ KO.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, Violence
Disclaimer: I do not own Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, or any known political figures who appear in this story.
Summary: AU. Most people believe that the creatures werewolves and vampires only exist in myths and legends. But, they’re very much real, and in the city of New York. A chance of accident leaves one comedian in the middle of the eternal werewolf/vampire conflict.
Author's Note: Please comment. Feedback is good.

Author's note: Here are some illustrations done by

towel_lord: Jon and WolfKeith, Grooming, Crazy Vampire Beck, Vampire O'Reilly and Shepard

Morning After the Moon

One /Two /Three /Four /Five /Six /Seven /Eight /Nine /Ten /Eleven /Twelve /Thirteen /Fourteen /Fifteen /Sixteen /Seventeen /Eighteen /Nineteen /Twenty /Twenty-One /Twenty-Two /Twenty-Three /Twenty-Four

( Chapter 25 )

Tags: author: lady_sci_fi, pairing: keith/jon, rating: pg-13, series: countdown with keith olbermann, series: the daily show

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minikitkatgirl

28 January 2010 @ 06:26 pm

One Hundred Ways to Photograph Your Lover

Title: One Hundred Ways to Photograph Your Lover
Author:

minikitkatgirl
Pairing: Stephen Colbert/Paul Dinello. Implied Stephen/Jon Stewart and Stephen/Paul/Jon.
Rating: R/NC-17
Genre: RPS. Smut. Silliness.
Warnings: Contains adult content between two members of the same sex. If that isn't your thing, don't read this. Also has some adult language.
Disclaimer: Not real, never happened, completely, 100% fictitious. I make no claims to the personalities or sexual proclivities of the real Stephen Colbert and Paul Dinello, and I own nothing and no one in this fic. So don't sue me, cause I'm a broke grad student and I'd have to pay you in tiny little packets of Chinese mustard.
Summary: Stephen misbehaves while Paul is taking his picture. Paul does something about it.
A/N: This fic is based on this picture. Check it out before reading. Also, yay me for remembering that I have a fic that is appropriate for this comm! :)

( I've been sitting like this for two hours. My ass hurts. )

Tags: author: minikitkatgirl, pairing: stephen/paul, rating: nc-17, series: rpf

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