Title: Four Times Keith & Anderson Slept Together (Without Having Sex), And One Time They Did
Rating: PG-13, for implied sex and fluff.
Characters/Pairing: Keith Olbermann/Anderson Cooper.
Word Count: ~3,300 words, overall.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Summary: Pretty much exactly as the title says, kiddos. Established relationship; four times they just slept, and one time they did a little more. ;)
A/N: Taking another stab at everyone's favorite thing, the five things format! I hope you enjoy this latest attempt - it's my Thanksgiving present to you all. Have a great holiday! <33


once upon a mattress.

Title: Whiskey Lullaby
Authors: sirdrakesheir and themistoklis
Pairing/Characters: Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: R
Summary: Young lovers always die in pairs.
Word Count: 769
Warnings: Character death, alcohol abuse, suicide

Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

Sequel to LIEBOWITZ, Stephen T by my lovelythemistoklis. Title from the song by Brad Paisley.

This is only an AU^2, no need for alarm.

( He doesn’t know anymore what Stephen smelled like. )

Title: Needs Met, page 09
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: c!Stephen/Jon, l!Stephen/Jon
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons, the dialogue, actions, and content are products of the artist's imagination only.

The Stephens get a chance to bond.

( 'You're the only one who can understand how I feel. Besides Sweetness, of course.' )

Title: Underappreciated Tea-Boys Unite!
Rating: PG (violence, one dead President)
Series: Doctor Who/Torchwood, The Colbert Report, Tek Jansen
Characters/Pairings: Ianto(/Jack), Gwen, Owen, Tosh, Bobby, Stephen, Meangarr
Spoilers: New Who S3; Torchwood S1; Tek Jansen #1
Disclaimer: Work of parody; not real; not mine.

It's the day of Children in Need, and you know what that means: crossover time.

Side story to Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space. In which Bobby is on a secret undercover mission, Torchwood is having a hard time functioning without Jack, and Cardiff is being menaced by a Tek Jansen villain. (So, pretty much business as usual.)

Beta, as always, by the sterling stellar_dust.

( 'Couldn't we luck out, just once, and get an asexual embodiment of the pure evil that builds up under the sink?' )

Title: Rage at the Moon 11/?
Series: TDS, Countdown w/ KO.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, Violence
Disclaimer: I do not own Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, or any known political figures who appear in this story.
Summary: AU. Most people believe that the creatures werewolves and vampires only exist in myths and legends. But, they’re very much real, and in the city of New York. A chance of accident leaves one comedian in the middle of the eternal werewolf/vampire conflict.
Author's Note: Please comment. Feedback is good.

One /Two /Three /Four /Five /Six /Seven /Eight /Nine /Ten

( Chapter 11 )

Title: Needs Met, page 08
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: c!Stephen/Jon, l!Stephen/Jon
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons, the dialogue, actions, and content are products of the artist's imagination only.

Those of you who have been waiting for l!Stephen to let out some of his anger...I think you're gonna like this one.

There's also a bit of bonus l!Stephen art over here, and some Liberalverse sketches here.

( 'You don't have to worry about upsetting me. I'll be fine.' )

Medium: Television
Fandom: The Colbert Report
Subject: "Stephen"/Charlene
Title: This Wasn't Supposed To Be Creepy, I Swear
Warnings: Stalking.

"Sometimes the most beautiful, intimate connections only occur after a good, long stalking. I think it's easy for humans, especially women, to forget that."
—I Am America (And So Can You!)

An expansion of Stephen's single about Charlene into a full-length album.

At first he's content to admire her from afar. When she starts to realize she's being watched, he reveals himself, and isn't at all deterred by the fact that she turns him down. The more possessive he gets, the more frightened she becomes, until at last she takes a restraining order. Chastised, he backs off. (...Sort of.)



( If I was invisible, then I could just watch you in your room )

Title: Rage at the Moon 10/?
Series: TDS, Countdown w/ KO.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, Violence
Disclaimer: I do not own Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, or any known political figures who appear in this story.
Summary: AU. Most people believe that the creatures werewolves and vampires only exist in myths and legends. But, they’re very much real, and in the city of New York. A chance of accident leaves one comedian in the middle of the eternal werewolf/vampire conflict.
Author's Note: Please comment. Feedback is good.

One /Two /Three /Four /Five /Six /Seven /Eight /Nine

( Chapter 10 )

Title: Needs Met, page 07
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: c!Stephen/Jon, l!Stephen/Jon
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons, the dialogue, actions, and content are products of the artist's imagination only.

A rendezvous, in which l!Stephen inadvertently tells it like it is.

( 'Apparently I'm not the first Jon to get thrown out of the house at gunpoint.' )

Title: We Don’t Need No Education
Author: duckgirlie
Rating: PG (this chapter)
Summary: In his new job at Fairview High, Anderson Cooper begins to realise that teaching may not be quite as he imagined it.
Pairings/Characters: Anderson, Keith, Jon, Stephen, Rachel, and Shep. (Though almost everyone will make an appearance at some point.)Guest appearance by Rahm Emanuel. References past Keith/Shep.
Warnings: High School AU
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
A/N: Still mostly gen, though pairings are starting to creep in at the edges.
Much thanks to themistoklis greenpixiehair for betaing, encouragement, and reassurance.
This chapter has taken forever, for no particular reason. Apologies for this, and it's really long to make up for that.

Chapter Three: In which there is PTA, drunkeness, and gratuitous Halloween-related nudity (of the Ana Marie variety)



( Chapter Four: In which John O is TRAPPED, Rahm Emanuel is TERRIFYING and Rachel and Stephen begin a ship war )

Title: No Return
Author: shirozora
Main Characters: Anderson Cooper, Jon Stewart, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, Stephen Colbert
Guest Characters: Castiel; mentions of Aasif Mandvi, Sam and Dean Winchester, and Samantha Bee
Rating: T/PG-13
Warnings: Spoilers for all 5 seasons of Supernatural.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Summary: Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert have no idea what they’re in for when they rescue a man from a group of demons.
Author's Note: Just a random short story about our pundits in the world of Supernatural. If not for NaNo or the other AU I’m writing I might expand on this idea, but this’ll do for now.


("Whatever the demons want, we want it more.")

Title: Rage at the Moon 9/?
Series: TDS, Countdown w/ KO.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, Violence
Disclaimer: I do not own Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, or any known political figures who appear in this story.
Summary: AU. Most people believe that the creatures werewolves and vampires only exist in myths and legends. But, they’re very much real, and in the city of New York. A chance of accident leaves one comedian in the middle of the eternal werewolf/vampire conflict.
Author's Note: Please comment. Feedback is good.

One /Two /Three /Four /Five /Six /Seven /Eight

( Chapter 9 )

Title: Needs Met, page 05
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: "Stephen"/Jon, l!"Stephen"/Jon, Sweetness
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons, the dialogue, actions, and content are products of the artist's imagination only.

The Stephens react to the discovery that their Jons have switched places.

( 'Who are you and what have you done with my Jon?' )

Title: Rage at the Moon 8/?
Series: TDS, Countdown w/ KO.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, Violence
Disclaimer: I do not own Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, or any known political figures who appear in this story.
Summary: Summary: AU. Most people believe that the creatures werewolves and vampires only exist in myths and legends. But, they’re very much real, and in the city of New York. A chance of accident leaves one comedian in the middle of the eternal werewolf/vampire conflict.
Author's Note: Please comment. Feedback is good.

One /Two /Three /Four /Five /Six /Seven

( Chapter 8 )

Title: Rage at the Moon 7/?
Series: TDS, Countdown w/ KO.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, Violence
Disclaimer: I do not own Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, or any known political figures who appear in this story.
Summary: Summary: AU. Most people believe that the creatures werewolves and vampires only exist in myths and legends. But, they’re very much real, and in the city of New York. A chance of accident leaves one comedian in the middle of the eternal werewolf/vampire conflict.
Author's Note: Please comment. Feedback is good.

One /Two /Three /Four /Five /Six

( Chapter 7 )

Title - Fake News Rumble- Chapter Five
Series - TDS, TCR, AC 360 and other not yet mentioned
Rating - PG-13
Disclaimer - All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual. The critter, costume and weapon designs are mine, but that's about it.

Fake News Rumble

Alright, here’s the rest of Chapter Five. Certain character's profiles have been altered to reflect plot developments, so I suggest checking them out after reading this part. Also, more fan art has been added. Enjoy!

Title: Needs Met, page 05
Rating: PG (post-coital cuddling)
Warnings (highlight for spoilers): consent issues; (skip) Sweetness
Characters/Pairings: "Stephen"/Jon, l!"Stephen"/Jon, l!"Stephen"/"Stephen"
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons, the dialogue, actions, and content are products of the artist's imagination only.

Note that, while this is the morning after, there was sex under false pretenses in between. YMMV (there's some discussion of the subtleties in the comments to the last page), but dub-con at best.

( 'Enjoy yourself last night?' )

Title: Needs Met, page 04
Rating: PG (post-coital cuddling)
Characters/Pairings: "Stephen"/Jon, l!"Stephen"/Jon, l!"Stephen"/"Stephen"
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons, the dialogue, actions, and content are products of the artist's imagination only.

For some reason LJ insists on displaying the strips at something like 90% size. Not a big deal, but if the text is ever hard to read or anything, try the DA link for the full-size version.

This is supposed to be a couple of weeks later, thus the changes in clothing.

( 'Why are the Jons taking so long?' )

Title: A Home
Pairing: established Keith/Anderson
Rating: PG
Warnings: none
Summary: The Sunday date arrives and Keith and Carter get a chance to talk.
Disclaimer: "All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual."
Author: socks4yah
Part: 2/?
Links: Part 1
Word Count: 1,065

( Sunday came and found Anderson and Keith waiting at a table for four.  )