I don't really like films. Normally when I say this someone (most likely Tiph or Neal) interrupts me and starts arguing the point. I'm pretty sure that Tiph is safely back in the UK (somewhere in
Cambridgeshire in fact) working at the bar of the Secret Garden Party after roaming around Europe, and that Neal is sitting comfortably in London. Nonetheless I still wouldn't be that surprised if one of them came bursting in here to prise my fingers away from the keys so that I can't explain that
I don't really like films. I've bolted the door though, so I think I might just get away with it.
Obviously I do like some films, love them even. My favourite films list isn't exactly empty. However, overall I just don't see myself as a
filmic person- I think that it's partly because it wasn't really a huge part of my childhood. I haven't seen most 'classic' films, whether they're the ones you see in your childhood or just the ones "everyone" has seen like the original
Star Wars films
or
Jaws. The ones that I have gotten around to seeing, such as
Edward Scissorhands or
Hallowe'en, I saw
aeons later than everyone else in the world, and often involuntarily. Movies just haven't been a large part of my life, and it isn't that surprising when you consider how crappy so many of them are, and that when I was a child I had awful hearing a lot of the time, and there weren't a lot of subtitles floating about.
I'd also like to add that I prefer TV shows (and books). Obviously there are a hell of a lot of terrible shows, but since I don't own a TV I only end up picking and
choosing the things that I
really want to watch, and I get to enjoy watching real character development and intricate, evolving story arcs- in a way that you don't really get in a film.
As an older person I have given way a little. My hearing is better anyway, and there's a greater abundance of subtitles. I'm able to pick and chose what I want to watch a lot more thanks to the glory of the
internet and the ease of
access to international cinema (so there's a bit more choice between rubbish Hollywood blockbusters # 1, 2 and 3). Still, I'm not a film person- even if I do get watch-y a lot more than I used to. There's so many films that I do want to get around to watching (crap, I forgot to pack
Cool Hand Luke after I went to all the trouble to copy it before I left, maybe someone can find it and post it to me?), but they're going to have to take a back seat to all the books and shows on my list.
Having said all that you might be almost as confused as me as to why I thought that watching
Hancock would be a good plan.
Here's something which suits my attention span better, and happily combines my love of
Avenue Q,
Supernatural, the
internet and porn. Sadly there's no actual porn, but should you want to find some,
the internet is for porn (especially in China and South Korea apparently).
Current Mood:
pondering
Current Music: The Cruxshadows - Here Comes The Rain Again