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I present for your viewing pleasure... [Aug. 16th, 2008 @ 12:50 am]

sarajayechan
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[iMood | amused]

A Take That! to FE7 fic stereotypes.

And to make this legal...dearest Eirika, why must you be such a pimpette? I already loved you to bits with Ephraim and Tana, then Forde and L'Arachel entered the equation. Lately, I've fallen in love with you/Innes and despite telling myself I'm "meh" on it, you/Seth has a certain charm I can't resist for the life of me. The only pairing of yours I still have no real opinion on is you/Saleh, and who knows how long that will last?

Unable to decide whether she wants the iconspace to upload icons of all Eirika pairings, or to make an animated "Eirika is a pimp" gif like this Lyn icon,

Sara
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[Aug. 9th, 2008 @ 09:16 pm]

pillowfight
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Cut for WTF )

This is why I don't read a lot of fanfiction anymore. Oh fandom, why do you fail sometimes? D:
Yeeeeeah I'm gonna stop here now. I just wanted to let that out.
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ANKOKU, WHERE IS YOUR FANDOM? [Aug. 4th, 2008 @ 06:24 pm]

sailorvfan10
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[iMusic |Basshunter - Dota]

HELLO FIRE EMBLEM FANDOM, how are you today? I hope you're swell, because this possibly going to make you as pissed off as I am in a moment. You see, I have a problem... I consider it a big one. And I know I've ranted to you about this before, but... Just hear me out, okay?

Am I the only one who wants to see these pairings? )

Wanting answers,
Jayden

Dear Fandom (again),

I know you're out there somewhere. I just can't find you. )

Hoping that Shin Ankoku will correct this injustice,
Jayden

Dear people,

There are many things wrong with your...fic that should really not be in this section. Really, when I first read it, I thought it was MELEE fic. )

AND PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF WHATEVER DEITY, STOP THE SHEEDA BASHING. LIKE IT OR NOT, MARTH LOVES HER, SHE LOVES HIM, AND THEY GET MARRIED AT THE END OF MONSHOU. DEAL WITH IT. SHE IS NOT STEALING MARTH FROM YOU, BECAUSE HE IS NOT REAL, AND THEREFORE, ALL YOU ARE DOING IS MASTURBATING TO FANTASIES ABOUT FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. YOU CAN'T MARRY HIM, HE CAN'T MARRY YOU, GET A GRIP.

*FUME*,
Jayden
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Seima letters! [Jul. 28th, 2008 @ 10:28 pm]

sarajayechan
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[iMood | tired]

Written while tower whoring for supports and stuffs )
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[Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 01:30 pm]

sarajayechan
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[iMood |lol what]

Because treating your soldiers like people and being nice is somehow unrealistic.

Even if it is, who the fuck cares? Besides, in reality if a lord or a general treated their soldiers like shit, the soldiers would eventually turn on him/her. Or worse, plot to have him/her KILLED because they just couldn't take this shit anymore. Person, if you want a realistic game with realistic lords and leaders, maybe you shouldn't be playing FE. :P
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[Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 10:11 pm]

sailorvfan10
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[iMusic |Rammstein - Asche zu Asche]

"What happens when the tactician decides to teach her his team a lesson?"

"Her his team"? WTF does that mean? Is your tactician a hermaphrodite or something? Or did you just not proofread your summary before clicking "OK"? Could you not choose between making your tactician male or female? If that's what your summary says, I'm not reading your fanfic.

Oh, and Nils killing Nino? cannot happen. Because Nils is a bard and bards, as we know, can't attack. Especially with a Killing Edge, because only Myrmidons can use Killing Edges. And why would Nils kill Nino, anyway? Seriously. What did she do to him? I don't think they even interact during the course of the game.

Oh, and there are things called paragraphs, dearest author. Block paragraphs? kill readers. They do. I'm serious. There's a key on your keyboard called "Enter". It wants some love. And capitalising Every Other Word is just annoying. 

Have you even played Rekka? It seems like you don't know much, given from just that little info. Nils could smack someone with his flute, if you wanted him to attack or something, but that would be able it - he can't use weapons or engage in combat in the game. And why would Nergal take Rebecca instead of Nils? Nergal needs Nils and/or Ninian to open the Dragon Gate, and Rebecca wouldn't be able to do such a thing, because she's a human.

In short: did you put any thought into your fic? It doesn't look like it, dear author.
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Ranting about porn [Jul. 22nd, 2008 @ 01:09 am]

sarajayechan
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[iMood | tired]

Cut for NWS )
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[Jul. 19th, 2008 @ 04:20 am]

sailorvfan10
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[iMusic |Cascada - What Hurts the Most]

[Oh man, it's so hard for me to talk normal since I'm so used to RPing as Sheeda and she doesn't talk like me at all. 'Scuse any awkwardness. Still semi-RP mode.]

Dear Person,

Elice isn't dead, first off. I dunno where you got your information, but it's obviously incorrect. Especially since you're saying they kill her during Ankoku. They kidnapped her, yes, but killed her they did not. Which you would have known if you had done any research at all. Even Wikipedia says as much. In Monshou, she and Sheeda were left in Altea whilst Marth went on a campaign for Hardin, and during this, Altea was invaded (once again). Elice let them take her instead of Sheeda, so she could escape and tell Marth of what was happening.

She didn't die during Monshou, either. In fact, Elice doesn't die, period. <Spoilers for Monshou, for anyone who cares.> Jeigan does, after Monshou, because he's old </end spoilers>, but not Elice.

Wish you would research these things,
Jayden

Dear Other Person,

Elice =/= Sheeda. For one thing, you can tell Elice and Marth are related. Sheeda is Marth's childhood friend, and later on, his fiancée and wife. They aren't the same people, y'know.

Second of all, Elice is his older sister, not younger. They never tell us how much older she is, but it's probably not a huge gap - probably at least two years. And he looks up to her, comes to her for comfort whenever he needs it.

And also, just because she's the oldest, doesn't mean she's next in line for Altea's throne - she in fact, isn't. See, the way royalty works is that, if a king and queen only have a daughter, then her husband becomes the next king. If she does not marry, then she succeeds her parents. If her mother bears a son, then he is automatically the heir apparent - that is, the next in line - regardless of how much older she is than he. Men can continue the family bloodline through their name and status, whereas women cannot, for they marry into other families and assume their husband's name.

Therefore, even if Elice was ten years older than Marth, he would still become the king of Altea, because he is the only male heir. Elice would only get it if he died without leaving an heir apparent and no wife, if his heir died, or he was too young to lead Altea, in which case, she would become his regent - the one who makes all of the decisions - while he became a figurehead until he was old enough.

Since none of that is the case, she would not succeed him.

See, it is details like that, that make your story more...realistic.

Love,
Jayden

Dear Other Other Person,

Marth is not pompous, selfish, or full of himself.

Jayden
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Also? [Jul. 19th, 2008 @ 01:06 am]

sarajayechan
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[iMood |rantypants]

Dear stat whores. You suck. Yes, stats are important if you want your units to, um, not die and stuff, but just because you think they're the sole reason to worship or bash characters doesn't mean it's The Truth. I don't care if Character A's stats are soooo average and Character B outclasses them in every way, I'm gonna use A because I like them and if I use B, it's not because you told me to.

Same goes for pairings. Just because X/Y has the best stat bonuses/makes the best babies for second gen doesn't mean players have to make that pairing. And no, telling them "you'll be sorry!" isn't neccessarily going to change their minds. Stop being like the overprotective strict parent who won't let their kids make mistakes and learn on their own, FE players are not ignorant children who need to be taught and corrected.

And before you whip out the "but they asked!!" card? They asked for advice and suggestions, not to have whatever you cream your jeans over shoved down their throats.

tl;dr = Sit down, STFU and let people play the damn game however they want. They're not hurting anyone.

No love whatsoever,
Sara
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Fuuin stuffs [Jul. 19th, 2008 @ 12:04 am]

sarajayechan
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[iMood | tired]

Dear Bartre and Fir,

Your supports make me sad. ;_; Usually a distant daughter and overprotective father are an eyeroller cliche, but you two are the exception. Because we all know why that's the way you are and I'm gonna cry when I get your A support esjkdfhjskfgh

Dear Lilina,

wtf is with your terrible terrible skill growth? D: And I hope you're not too mad at me for pairing Roy off with Thany, we'll be getting Cecilia soon and you can hang out with her. :3 Too bad you can't support with Sue, though. Or Sophia. Or Hugh.

Dear Wendy,

I'm gonna take a big risk and bring you out for chapter 13. PLEASE DON'T DISAPPOINT ME BY DYING A LOT.
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[Jul. 11th, 2008 @ 11:26 pm]

sarajayechan
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[iMood | okay]

Fuuin letters )
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Fuuin rants this time! [Jul. 8th, 2008 @ 01:52 am]

sailorvfan10
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[iMusic |Guo Mei Mei - Bo Pa Bo Pa]

NOES WHY MUST THE RNG RAPE ALLEN THIS PLAYTHROUGH? among other complaints. )
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LOL, watch me spam this place [Jul. 5th, 2008 @ 01:55 am]

sarajayechan
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[iMood | annoyed]

Dear FAQs,

When evaluating characters, it IS possible to point out thei shortcomings without making them out to be the shittiest units who ever existed in an FE game. Or bashing their character traits. Please to be keeping personal bias out of things beyond "personally I found so and so more effective than whatshisface" or "this chick is badass".

Using Isadora icon for spite,
Sara
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Rekka letters again [Jul. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:12 pm]

sarajayechan
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[iMood | okay]

Dear Lyn,

I hope you plan on gaining some more strength. 4 strength at level 4 is forgivable, but I don't wanna have to use the energy ring on you in chapter 10.

Dear Florina,

Why are you being so awesome? You're scoring more criticals than regular hits! Please to not be stopping the awesomeness. :3

Dear Kent and Sain,

You two are awesome. Just thought I'd say so. ♥
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[Jul. 2nd, 2008 @ 11:41 pm]

capella_aurigae
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Recent Fire Emblem addict here, and these character letter rants look fun, so here are mine:

Regarding FE8 )

Regarding FE7 (I'm only up to Chapter 21...) )
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...why did I do that? [Jul. 1st, 2008 @ 10:05 pm]

sarajayechan
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[iMood | annoyed]

Dear FE7 fandom,

Can we let the wank over who birthed or fathered who's kid DROP already?! These are the True Canon Couples Of FE7:

Pent + Louise = Klein and Clarine
Bartre + Karla = Fir
Canas + His Wife = Hugh
Hawkeye + His Wife = Ingrene
Dorcas + Natalie

(Sorry, Eliwood/Ninian. >.> You're obvious as hell and adorable, but Eliwood DOES have other endings, so...)

Everything else is open to interpretation and personal opinion. THE END.
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watch as jayden does an ankoku rant [Jun. 29th, 2008 @ 02:57 am]

sailorvfan10
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[iMusic |Basshunter - Dota]

[DAMN YOU FIREFOX FOR HANGING ON ME AND NOT AUTO-SAVING MY RANT. Let's see if I can remember what I said.]

Ankoku letters! )

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Rekka stuffs (slightly backdated, lol) [Jun. 28th, 2008 @ 10:35 pm]

sarajayechan
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[iMood | good]

All written while I was stuck off the internets for a week )
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[Jun. 25th, 2008 @ 03:55 pm]

tavreynya
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Dear Canas,

Sometimes I forget that you never reach your invincible death machine potential until you've taken a few levels. Sometimes I let you die as a result. I'm sorry. Please take the compliment in the spirit in which it's offered.

Love (sheepishly),
-Tav


Dear Greil Mercenaries + Reyson + Haar,

I may never love you more than I do right now. Why are you always so much more cooperative than the Rekka cast?

(Especially you, Shinon. Rock on, you spectacular asshole. Rock on.)

Love (and adoration),
-Tav

EDIT: Dear Ike,

One AS short of surviving the Black Knight fight? Maybe it's my fault for not checking at the start, but good God, man, you leveled up twice. Are you telling me you couldn't get one speed point? Really?

Wasting BEXP on you,
-Tav
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I'll keep it short. [Jun. 24th, 2008 @ 08:21 pm]

qwertumz
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Dear Author,
I really, really, doubt that Ike would ever refer to Mist as "YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

And, uh, Ike isn't short for 'Isaak.'  What the hell.

No love,
Me.
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