Community Profile

We like: Mulder, Scully, grammar, Shaft (can you dig it?), figuring out the scientific nature of the whammy, trusting no one, baby William, making fun of nineties fashion, Mark Snow's tinkly piano music, the original OTP, the Stupendous Yappi, willfully participating in campaigns of misinformation, toads that fall from the sky, hate him (wouldn't want to date him), Mulder in leather jackets, overanalyzing things, agents flashing F.B.I. badges, how gunhappy Scully is, gazing, Mulder's hair, the Lone Gunmen, Scully's little legs, putting money in the magic fingers, nice trips to the forest, idly hurling clichés at you, fanfiction that doesn't suck, sure fine whatever!, Walter Skinner, mourning Queequeg, her name is Bambi?, Heinrick the Norwegian elkhound, 'shippy things, Jeremiah was a bullfrog, Mulder-it's-me, the truth being out there, the cancerarc, flukeman, how red Dana Scully's hair really is, really attractive F.B.I. agents, grey reticulans, but probably not the chupacabra, raining sleeping bags, every episode involving Luke Wilson, nonfat tofutti rice dreamsicles, all of Mulder's stupid jokes, chocolates that look like cockroaches, Morris Fletcher (yeah!), the Bermuda Triangle, Mulder's Mulder/Scully's Scully, Frohike's leather gloves, sunflower seeds, spray-paint Xs, both iced tea and root beer, monotones, time: the universal invariant, running in heels, essentially exactly the way it happened.