bitcher

eye_h8 @ 2004-08-16T11:22:00

2004-08-16T18:22:43Z

I hate people who don't bother to take the giant stick out of their ass, and take their angst out on me.

I also hate that no one has posted in here for almost a year!

eye_h8 @ 2003-12-09T16:44:00

2003-12-09T22:44:50Z

I hate everyone who uses SNAPFISH to show off their pictures of LIVEJOURNAL. I hate seeing that fucking FISH. THEY NEVER TURN OUT FOR ME. I ALWAYS HAVE TO LOOK AT THAT FUCKIN FISH. get a different uploading site, THANKS.

ps:you people need to remake your layout. I hate this one :-D

eye_h8 @ 2003-10-04T22:03:00

2003-10-05T02:03:43Z

Oh my fucking God. This tops off my hate.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/10/03/bush.poem.ap/index.html

eye_h8 @ 2003-10-04T21:59:00

2003-10-05T01:59:50Z

I hate everything.

eye_h8 @ 2003-06-26T20:43:00

2003-06-27T00:47:03Z

i hate people who start off with the word "basically" when they talking about something. basically, basically basically. basically, to really get to the "basics" of what you have to say, skip the word "basically" and get to your fucking point.

Weee

2003-04-22T16:45:25Z

I hate people that make a big deal about remembering something from the '80's as if it were totally fucking obscure.
"Oh my God! Like, I totally remember the Cabbage Patch Kids!"

Uh, yeah, hello, asslick, they were only the most sought-after toy EVER.

eye_h8 @ 2003-04-10T10:39:00

2003-04-10T14:39:42Z

I hate it when my roomate eats my food. I think I am going to eat his dog.

eye_h8 @ 2003-01-22T22:42:00

2003-01-23T04:42:49Z

FUCK THE MIDWEST.

It's not just the weather, but the weather's the only thing I can link to.

eye_h8 @ 2003-01-08T16:47:00

2003-01-08T22:49:01Z

People that speak to you in a voice that you would use with a four year old.

Someone calls here incessantly to speak to another member of the household with this sappy bullshitty "Oh, hi! How are youuuuu today? Oooooh.. isn't that just nice!"

This makes me want to seek them out and hurl them down a flight of stairs.

eye_h8 @ 2003-01-05T18:03:00

2003-01-06T00:02:40Z

FUCK football.

If there's one thing I can't stand...

2002-12-30T03:30:59Z

It's whiny collegiate creeps who 1. ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE. and 2. are the arbiters of who does and doesn't deserve to go to college.

Did I mention they're better than everyone else?

http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/college.shtml

I try to stay out of dramas, but I have half a mind to e-mail this girl a bitchy little note saying "Maybe you shouldn't be talking about maturity until you've passed freshman women's studies."

I wonder what this superior little cuntrag would think about my cel-phone-toting, makeup-applying, boy-crazy high school buddy who's IN THE HONORS ENGINEERING PROGRAM AT PURDUE. Or my squealing, hard-partying girlish seat neighbor in that unbelievably hard Shakespeare class (which I barely got an A/B in, by spending hours in the library nearly every single night) who had no trouble with anything.

No. If the other girls don't match her preformed opinion of what good college students and good women are like, they're stupid. They're immature. They're unworthy of deigning to interact with. And because we're now throwing feminism into the mix here, they're brainwashed by the media. And if demanding that everyone go to sleep at a reasonable hour, disdaining everyone who goes to parties and events, and not leaving the library is the mark of maturity, then this stupid little bitch is in for a rude awakening someday.

But OH, if she only lived in some magical fairyland, like, say, Japan, her most pretentious instincts would be rewarded! Somewhere where she didn't HAVE to be FORCED to dwell within close proximity of such mindless yahoos!

I think I see who's really immature and needs a good asswhomping around here. I wonder if I can whip this rant into something presentable and send it to the Heartless Bitches themselves. I know they've published angry responses before.

eye_h8 @ 2002-12-28T13:41:00

2002-12-28T18:44:30Z

emeril.

why do i loathe him, and his constant knotch kicking so? i see his "kicked up" pasta sauce on the shelves... the food network spites me as it advertises his "kicked up new years eve". the only time i have ever watched his show he had the camera pan in on his face, as he yelled "PORK FAT RULES!!!" what an asshole.

i'll kick him up a notch.

eye_h8 @ 2002-12-28T00:08:00

2002-12-28T05:12:39Z

I hate when I'm irritable/bitchy/honestly pissed/pissed with good reason, and some dumb son of a bitch says "pop another zoloft and relax".
Fuck you. Thats not funny. Zoloft is quite possibly the one thing keeping the headline "Detroit killing spree continues" from making the newspapers.

eye_h8 @ 2002-12-25T10:31:00

2002-12-25T15:29:58Z

I hate the overly glamourized, overly dramatized, over priced Hallmark explosion that is Christmas.

Bah fucking humbug.

Fuck it in it's little bitch ass.

Me and the brown boy and the jewish kids are all gonna go terrorize some carolers with snowballs filled with pee.

eye_h8 @ 2002-12-21T02:44:00

2002-12-21T07:43:01Z

Nothing sucks more than wanting a really hot bath, and finding out that there IS no more hot water because everybody did laundry and ran the dishwasher and took showers right before you got home...:(
I hate having to wait 45 minutes for more hot water to magically appear.
*cries*

fuckingrrrrsshhbllaattt

2002-12-19T19:36:54Z

This is how the cycle goes:

Callie buys coffee. Everyone makes/drinks coffee for a couple weeks. No coffee in the house for a week. Callie buys coffee. Everyone makes/drinks coffee for a couple weeks. No coffee in the house for a week. Callie buys coffee. Everyone makes/drinks coffee for a couple weeks. No coffee in the house for a week. Callie buys coffee. Everyone makes/drinks coffee for a couple weeks. No coffee in the house for a week.

BUY SOME FUCKING COFFEE, ROOMMATES!!!

eye_h8 @ 2002-12-17T23:13:00

2002-12-18T04:21:44Z

I fucking am really starting to hate my roommate's girlfriend for bringing over all these baked goods and cookies and cake and all this fattening shit when she knows that I'm dieting. A couple of days ago she brought this giant platter full of homemade rum balls and chocolate shortbread and tons of other desserts and shit that her mom made and it even had a tag on it that said "to Alex, Callie, and Mike".

I was like yeah, thanks, bitch.

I know she's only trying to be nice, and I guess it's a nice gesture, but to me it feels like a taunt. I have a hard enough time even without crap in the house.

...

2002-12-17T05:51:55Z

I hate love. I hate being in love. I hate having love fail. I hate liars. i hate promises that aren't kept. I hate people who think they are saints when they are human just like the rest of us. I hate wanting someone who doesn't want me. I hate having faith in another person and then having them rip your heart out of your asshole.

I'm bitter...pardon me.

eye_h8 @ 2002-12-15T21:37:00

2002-12-16T04:44:17Z

I hate it when there is a band/person performing somewhere that you would kill to see but you are getting sick so you can't go.

Oh and it's in the fucking morning. Who puts on a concert in the MORNING? A Tucson radio station that's who. Asstaints.

eye_h8 @ 2002-12-15T19:33:00

2002-12-16T00:30:16Z

I hate customers who come up to you and just start talking to the back of your head while you're already talking (briefly) to another customer without so much as saying "excuse me." Not only is it rude to me, it's rude to the other customer.

eye_h8 @ 2002-12-15T17:28:00

2002-12-15T22:28:41Z

I hate money. And food.

eye_h8 @ 2002-12-15T16:31:00

2002-12-15T21:31:50Z

Something to hate? Gun laws.
Seriously. If I want something that can shoot 30 bullets in a second, holds 1000 bullets, and can hide easily in my jacket, why should that be illegal? Why? Because I might kill someone? Believe me, if I wanted someone dead, they'd be dead. You can't outlaw everything I can kill people with. It's impossible. How about water? I can drown people. Are fucking LAKES next on the banned list?
Or is it just stuff easily carried? Bic pens jabbed into the eye and swirled around are deadly, so are all writing impliments now illicit? WTF?

eye_h8 @ 2002-12-15T14:59:00

2002-12-15T21:07:41Z

You know what I hate?
People who make out in public. Look motherfuckers, if I want to see that shit while I'm eating, I can go home and watch some nasty dirty pron. Have some fucking respect for other people. I don't want to see your white trash tongue in some skanky guy's mouth, okay? I'm gonna start kicking you in the face while you are making out.

eye_h8 @ 2002-12-15T03:48:00

2002-12-15T08:48:38Z

Holy crap, everyone is filled with hatred!

hehe

Cuntish, probably, but so fucking what

2002-12-15T08:21:46Z

I hate people that say they are cute (and particularly use the word 'cute') and are anything BUT that.