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[27 May 2008|01:00pm] auntiesiannan [ mood | shocked ] Fellow Zulus, I have just been informed that we are "hostile nigger cunt[s]". I was previously unaware of this! Act accordingly! post comment

[09 Aug 2004|10:35pm] kamuela sorry all -- I involved you in a threat 4 comments|post comment

I want to thank Mr. Sheets... [25 Feb 2004|04:42pm] samedarkclouds ... for showing me the way. 8 comments|post comment

[21 Jul 2003|11:02am] littledevi 4 comments|post comment

[28 Jun 2003|01:08am] crys20 [ mood | crappy ] post comment

[11 May 2003|01:37am] crys20 [ mood | amused ] Who will follow my ways? refer to my new icon 4 comments|post comment

[30 Apr 2003|01:06am] auntiesiannan All hail PRINCESS ZULU. 2 comments|post comment

[29 Apr 2003|11:51pm] crys20 NOBODY expects the Expatriated Zulus! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fondling, soymilk, big hairless sheeps, an almost fanatical devotion to the Zulu, and nice magenta uniforms... post comment

[28 Jan 2003|07:43am] kamuela 1 comment|post comment

[22 Jan 2003|11:29pm] crys20 [ mood | awake ] 3 comments|post comment

[06 Jan 2003|11:57pm] crys20 [ mood | calm ] [ music | Queen: Ogre Battle ] I just had an akward idea. We should have an Expatriated Zulu eBay auction. 10 comments|post comment

[03 Jan 2003|01:16am] crys20 [ mood | chipper ] [ music | Naomi Tamura: Thanks a Million ] The peeing sheep shall invade Livejournal! All hail the peeing sheep! *blame nonnas for this!* 1 comment|post comment

[12 Dec 2002|03:13pm] auntiesiannan I say we start an Expatriated Zulu Fund. Anyone got hosting space? 5 comments|post comment

[11 Dec 2002|12:54am] crys20 [ mood | awake ] [ music | Pink Floyd: Wish You Where Here ] School sucks... I want to start a Zulu school... for the Expatriated Challanged... And why am I the only one who fucking posts in here? 3 comments|post comment

Fondling Theme Song [05 Dec 2002|01:12am] crys20 [ mood | chipper ] I sit alone by the fireside and watch the zulus passing by. Down the street they are fondling one and another's balls! I dream of fondling I dream of fondling Fondling naked sheeps! I dream of fondling I dream of vomitting Vomitting on naked sheeps! And so my hand is now reaching out To the naked underskin. I dream of running up the sheep's naked thighs. I see it farting all day. I dream of fondling I dream of fondling Fondling naked sheeps! I dream of fondling I dream of vomitting Vomitting on naked sheeps! And once again the world is filled with bleets of naked sweaty smelly sheeps. Their smell fills the air and sickens me. I know the air freshner's by my side! I dream of fondling I dream of fondling Fondling naked sheeps! I dream of fondling I dream of vomitting Vomitting on naked sheeps! I dream of fondling I dream of fondling Fondling naked sheeps! I dream of fondling I dream of vomitting Vomitting on naked sheeps! Fondling naked sheeps! 7 comments|post comment

[25 Nov 2002|11:41pm] crys20 [ mood | awake ] [ music | Queen: Procession ] I farted. It was hot. It was stinky. It was a good old hot, stinky, period ridden fart. What more can I say? post comment

[19 Nov 2002|11:14pm] crys20 [ mood | bitchy ] Okay, I made the following icons: Those aren't good enough? You can bite my zulu ass! 2 comments|post comment

[16 Nov 2002|05:32pm] kamuela I think we need a theme song. 6 comments|post comment

[15 Nov 2002|02:18pm] crys20 [ mood | awake ] Remember, most of us Fondle Naked Sheeps 1 comment|post comment

[14 Nov 2002|01:24am] crys20 [ mood | accomplished ] [ music | Mercury and Caballe: The Fallen Priest ] *stands up* Hi, my name is crys20, and I'm an expatriated zulu who fondles naked sheeps. *sits down* 3 comments|post comment

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