Lets Not Bother Wigga, Wigga Puffs

Cave Man Song!!

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 02:26:20 GMT

I saw someone posting a little something about Stupid by Girugamesh so I just HAD to post this.

This would be my sister (abyss_of_rosses) and mine's version of Stupid. *clears throat*

STUPID by GIRUGAMESH (slightly twisted by us)

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW!!!

Your mother bought a place!
Can't open by the way Joe wanna buy your wife!!
Your mother bought a place!
Can't open bottle by the John wanna run and get to drive!!

Gotta restle me, gotta me a Caribou!
Gotta restle me, gotta me a Caribou!

CAVE MEN! RISE UP!! CAVE MEN!!

((Frozen Phone!))

Gotta restle me, gottta me a Caribou! x 4

((Want More)) SALT BURGER!!!
((Want More)) CAKE BURGER!!
((Want More)) SALT BURGER!!!
((Want More)) CAKE BURGER!!

Your mother bought a place!
Can't open by the way Joe wanna buy your wife!!
Your mother bought a place!
Can't open bottle by the John wanna run and get to drive!!

*cool guitar riff* YAAAH! (war cry)

((Want More)) SALT BURGER!!!
((Want More)) CAKE BURGER!!
((Want More)) SALT BURGER!!!
((Want More)) CAKE BURGER!!

Makes you want to CRYYYYY!!!

Machine : Oooh Yeah

Fri, 09 May 2008 18:15:34 GMT

THE CHORUS SOUNDS LIKE:

Dance Dance,
Dirty dance,
Down to ass,
japanese japanese
Dance Dance,
Dirty dance,
Down to ass,
japanese japanese
Dance Dance,
Dirty dance,
Down to ass,
japanese japanese
DANCE!
DIRTY DANCE!
DOWN TO ASS!
WOOOOAOAOAOA YEAH!

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Mon, 05 May 2008 22:15:53 GMT

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Rad

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:31:38 GMT

song グーの音 by RADWIMPS
everytime I hear "I used to ride my penis upside down"
original "I used to write my venus upside down"

(not really engrish but anyway)in the song wriggle girls by 12012
I heard "barabara cameltoe"
original "barabara no kanojo"

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:51:46 GMT

I SWEAR TO GOD I HEARD HYDE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HIS WALLET AND FALLING ON HIS CROTCH IN ROUTE 666.

D and deadman

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:26:19 GMT

Right around the end of D's song Schwarzschild when Asagi sings "God saves us"...I always hear "Go save sexxxxxxx"

and during the bridge/chorus of deadman's song Family I hear "Show me the tuuuunaaaaa"...I have no idea what he really says though...

Porn? o.O

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:52:17 GMT

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5827EPsAOis
At 7:00-7:03 in Versailles' "The Revenant Choir" it sounds like he says pussy. XD

What happens when lyrics aren't written.

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:37:19 GMT

Ok, D'espa, you should've known better.

Mirror.
Great song.

Listen to 2:24.
He's singing "testicle", I swear.
Apparently it's supposed to be "test the cold", but it's not in the lyric booklet.

Yeah, I shouted "testicle" when I saw them in concert =w=

GIRUGAMARSHMALLOW

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:26:46 GMT

I'm new to this community (ahaha, like all the rest of you ahaha) so hi.

Shining
http://youtube.com/watch?v=84MTA0nGnxU - around the 1:11 point.
Before I read the real lyrics, I always heard one of two things; "I wanna if you wanna see," and it's alternative, "I wonder if you're on this street." :P

Furibita Syashin
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0qBKVktG2e4
"Racquetballlllll" - around 00:33
"Come on and moo that cow" - around 01:12

Goku
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z_MLIiiklX4 - all the way through, betch.

To be sure, despaaaaaaaair

Look at me sideways in love
So why's it always so condensed
Says here it's such a sick boy
People want dirty boy disappear

Look at me sideways in love
So why's it always so condensed
Says here it's such a sick boy
People want dirty boy disappear

Tear your face off
Tear your face off
Tear your face off

Hey you, why do we fall following love?
You see, wait before time is in your dominique

Spank you with a guitar
Spank you with a guitar
Spank you with a guitar
Spank you with a guitar

You've all been fucked if it's here
Nobody else already found me

Tear your face off
Tear your face off
I'll tear your face off

-japanese-

To be sure, despaaaaaaaair

Tear your face off
Tear your face off
Tear your face off

-japanese-

Tear your face off
Tear your face off
Tear your face off

While I used "Tear your face off," Satoshi's "Die in prison" can actually be heard a lot of different ways. 8D "Saw your face off," "Tell your friends off," "Dye your spritzer," and "Die, you pretzel." Can you think of any more? xD

I like whales

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 02:47:26 GMT

The GazettE - Agony
Is it just me or does the first few words sound like; 'Yo, F*** Aoi?' xD

Alice Nine - Cosmic World
Somewhere in the chorus it's sounds like 'I saw a whale'

I just thought of another one don'tcha know.

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:27:40 GMT

Hakuei, in Saru no Wakusei

"I drink ocean"

Dollis Marry : Wind Letter

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 16:52:11 GMT

QUICK, SHORT, AND EASY (LIEK UR MOM)

At the beginning,

I always think Seiju is all

"Winkie time"

That is all.

Suicide Ali [THIS NEW ORDER] & girugämesh [stupid]

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:53:07 GMT

1. Suicide Ali - THIS NEW ORDER
    time: 1:31-1:34
    It sounds like Goshi is screaming "this umbrellaaaaa~" ..
    .. ella, ella, ella - eh eh eh .. Rihanna, ftw? |D

2. girugämesh - stupid
    time: 0:58-1:07

    Wowow~ such a burger
    Wowow~ destroyer

    Adertisement for McDonald's? Burger King?

Malice Mizer - N.P.s N.G.s This one is a no-brainer!

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:23:31 GMT

N. P.s N.G.s has some of the worst engrish in it, I think.
I still don't know for what the engrish means because there aren't any lyrics for that part in the song (atleast I haven't found any)
Anyway, this is what I think:

The lady's engrish
He had the face to oppose the fucking me (or forgive me). So I ate him.
It's a great idea to die for him. I'll kill you.
I'm looking for fast (first ) love (lust). from away.
I carry you of fyour feet. There is a bible
No pains (thanks) no gains

Gackt's engrish
He had a face tube for the fucking me. So I ate him (or so I asian).
It's a great honor to die. First thing, I'll kill you.
I'm looking for fast lust, from away.
I carry you off your feet (I kill you off your feet)
That is final (that is my law)
No pains No gains

If tha't isn't bad enough! It REALLY sounds like Gackt sings "WITH A PENIS" instead of "WITH THE VENUS" (I wonder if they secretly meant to do that XD)

I'm sure you guys must have heard different things......I'd like to hear what you think! 8D

Alterna-SuG

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 03:30:59 GMT

Gat some point i though i heard takeru sing WIKIPEDIA o.o

its around 1:59 to 2:01

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0oAa0iRuknI

The Gazette-Agony

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:42:36 GMT

No secret Rukis mastery of the english language gets a lot of attention and laughs.

Agony:
Yo fat boy
Come tens one
Yuck
Come to me fuckers sake
Once he wants you

..................

You sets me
Love ten
Is it time for ranch dressing
Answera Answera
Who wants to die that dog
Divide that dog
I hate that dog
Give me that dog

Yo scream in someone ear
The doctor stole my towel

......................

Was it so terrible

............

Oh shit eat way too much
oh shit eat too much way too much

I misheard the whole song first time I heard it I didn't even know it was in english
That's all I can remember thinking it said first time listening to it but believe me, I was way off for the whole song.

Miyavi - Are you ready to rock?

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 20:26:02 GMT

I was so sure Miyavi sang 'FREE DRUGS!' until i read the lyrics ( * - A-); XDD
..He says V-ROCKS!!

And the tags somehow won't show, dunno if they're there or not ( * O =O);;

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the GazettE and Alice nine.

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 19:39:53 GMT

In Agony, Ruki's totally saying "You're gay! Until you take a shower"

And Shou says "applejacks" in Stray Cat.

Shakalabbits - SO EXCITED

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 19:15:52 GMT

I'd be hard-pressed to find an all-English Shakalabbits song where I didn't mishear a lot of the lyrics, especially with this song:

Shakalabbits: SO EXCITED
(0:56-1:29)
Actual:
I just have pride, maybe I can do something
I must be seriously challenged
Heard:
I can survive merry, and time to lose something
I must return to traaaaaains~

Actual:
So that famous actor has put on weight
he has a double chin looks that way to stay for duty
oh well, he must need that much
play the ice pick take out here
Heard:
So that grandma's got some food to waste
You've got your dobros, so what's there left to say?
Why do we always hear musty guys yell?
Wait, you're up here, we'll take you here!

Actual:
I'm free now, and so happy
the world is just for me, don't you think so?
and you're free, such a peace
Heard:
Hungry now? So happy!
Downward please, since you made it the big sour
Enter please, such a breeze...

lynch. - the universe

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 18:57:05 GMT

Well, from 1:28-1:54 I hear "Osama god" >___>
but that's not the nsfw part :'D

Listen at 2:07-2:30 and you may hear repeatedly:
"Ugly
Too black
Two penises"

Sounds like racist homophobia to me.
SHAME ON YOU HAZUKI D<

...-snicker-

HYDE - Countdown

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 18:48:04 GMT

well i dont know if this is particularly funny to most people , but i find it rather amusing so i'm gonna post it.

in the chorus it sounds like he says:

"Stay on my side, Mamoosh is a Kai-whore, me say die"

lol completely random but it always has me grinning like an idiot every time i listen to it.

COLOR STYLE : シリアル⇔Number

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 16:17:09 GMT

1:30 and onwards:

"Drug store, bye bye day
Lay down, blue sky, purple rain (LOL PRINCE)
Piss Piss, all my juice
Green Jelly, Yellow Tiger!"

Probably some of those lyrics are right but it sounds like LOL STONERS.

12012 - Cheeky doll

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 15:30:03 GMT

at 0:33 of Cheeky doll, I swear they say "I want to jack you like a salsa."
either that or "I want to choke you like a salsa." ~~foreshadowing?~~ >__>

Holy Nipplez gaiz

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 14:08:15 GMT

We got 50 members from yesturday night when I opened to today when I got online.

I LOVE YOU.

That is all.

Now post your misheards and make people laugh.

PS: Yes, you CAN post misheards we already know. Like a certain song by a certain band involving frying pans.