Rachel ([info]pinkjet) wrote in [info]engrish,
@ 2006-06-07 22:18:00
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GOAT
Hi everyone! This is my first post here, but I've been admiring everyones fantastic engrish finds for a while now. I thought I would share with you this marvellous clock I bought from a marketplace here in Australia:





DIRECTIONS FOR USE

Work:
1. Clock winding.Wind the clock regularly every 24 hours Wind it properly neither too quick nor too right.
2. Adjustment of speed.When adjustment of speed is necessary you just need to turn the slow and fast hand to the direction markad (-) if fast and to (+) if slow.Each scale varies five minutes.
3. Clock key:this is used for adjusting the hands . Turn the according to the arrow mark at the back and adjust the hands to the time as required.
ALarm:
1. If you want to set alarm, Please wse the alarm adjustment, first, male the time you want to set at the right place , then move the switch as ten se as possible.
2. Every alarm can be inlg waed onle. the second setting can be set only one and a half hour after the last one.
3. To stop alarm , just Press the "stop".
STANDARD QUALITY

1. Every alarm can be walk than 36 hours.
2. Time's (+/-) error do not outstrip 2 minutes in 24 hours.
3. Every alarm ringing keep up 10 to 15 seconds.
4. Ringing time difference in (+/-) 5 minutes.
HOW TO KEEP IT IN GOOD ORDER

1. Always keep the clock clean and dry and clean it with dry cloth when necessary.
2. Never put it in a dusty and damp place.such as kitchen or any place near a window.
3. As the parts ot the clock are made with high precision.keep it away from any place liable to shocking.
4. Protect it from possible corrosion of any acid or alkaline substance.
5. Clean the clock once a yeay to ensure tidiness and smoothness.ºC



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[info]faithellen
2006-06-07 02:27 pm UTC (link)
Thank you for transcribing the box faithfully!

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[info]pinkjet
2006-06-08 02:07 am UTC (link)
Haha glad you appreciate it! It took me a while!

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[info]takichan
2006-06-08 11:12 pm UTC (link)
I love how you got each and every typo perfectly. Gads, why do the people who created my DNA have to emberess us so?? LOL!!

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[info]codeman38
2006-06-07 03:10 pm UTC (link)
I'm still trying to figure out what exactly "Every alarm can be inlg waed onle" is supposed to mean... that and "Every alarm can be walk than 36 hours."

And I'm guessing "GOAT" is the brand name? What an odd name.

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[info]pinkjet
2006-06-08 02:11 am UTC (link)
I know, they're not even nearly words!

Either goat is supposed to be some kind of brand name, or they have a really bad translator!

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[info]peradouro
2006-06-07 03:16 pm UTC (link)
I say yeay a lot... that clock is too much work!

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[info]pinkjet
2006-06-08 02:24 am UTC (link)
It is a lot of work to keep it in good order, but I would say well worth it. After all, every alarm can be inlg waed onle - not every clock has such a feature!

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[info]hisprophet
2006-06-07 03:28 pm UTC (link)
I also try to keep away from any place liable to shocking.

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[info]pinkjet
2006-06-08 02:22 am UTC (link)
Parts ot you are made with high precision? XD

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[info]00659
2006-06-07 05:11 pm UTC (link)
that clock is amazing.

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OT
[info]ellipser
2006-06-07 08:03 pm UTC (link)
I love your icon!

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[info]pinkjet
2006-06-08 02:14 am UTC (link)
Isn't it just! I could not stop laughing when I first came accross the stack of clocks claiming to be goats.

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hahaha
[info]killingjoe
2006-06-07 05:58 pm UTC (link)
Oh man, now I want a GOAT!!!!

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Re: hahaha
[info]pinkjet
2006-06-08 02:19 am UTC (link)
I don't blame you! At $10, it was a little overpriced for a cruddy market clock... but for a GOAT? It was well worth it!

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[info]thismomisodd
2006-06-09 12:01 am UTC (link)
What happens if I wind it too right?

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[info]pinkjet
2006-06-09 12:10 am UTC (link)
If I could work out how to wind it too right, I'd tell you!

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[info]pat_a_bear
2006-06-10 06:00 am UTC (link)
that's the coolest looking goat i've ever seen

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[info]fortheloveofpie
2006-07-09 12:43 pm UTC (link)
that clock is quality. what a great set of instructions. *loves*

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