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be a bitch... or die trying

Created on 2003-11-08 21:23:10 (#1446541), last updated 2005-03-03

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Name:	Do you have what it takes?
Membership:	Closed
Posting Access:	Select Members

About

"A bitch is a no bullshit person. They have all the qualities of a smart, strong and independent woman/man, but they also have nerve to never settle for less, never be walked on, never give up, never be underclassed or looked over. They stand out not because they're vulgar and trashy but because they have energy around them that screams "I'm the queen, back the fuck up or be run over, don't get in my way and I won't split your head open" Confidence, intelligence, wit, will, strength, sharp tongue, persistence, and a good right hook is something every bitch requires." --

rotncandy

Do you have what it takes?

This is a rating community, judged on your bitchiness. If we don't like you, you'll know it. Don't join if you get easily offended. We will rate you with a yes or a no vote. If you get more yes votes than no's, welcome in. If you get more no's..get the fuck out. (THAT MEANS LEAVE THE COMMUNITY.)

Yep, sorry kids, just like every other rating community, we have rules. Simple enough:

1. Post ALL applications behind an eljay [lj]cut.If you don't know how to do one, get out of the community. Read the LJ FAQ if you have to. No one wants idiots in here.
2. Don't advertise. No one cares about your communities... this is ours.
3. Be honest. If you claim to be a bitch in your application but end up beind all sweet and smiley all the time...you're gone. Go cuddle a rabbit.
4. Be bitchy. Be as mean as you want. Say whatever you want. Speak your mind...No one's holding you back.
5. DO NOT have a horrible attitude or start whining if you get rejected. If you get offended, don't start crying...Deal with it. You joined this community to get rated, and we're just being honest. You think you're bitchy? Fine, go ahead. But your thoughts towards yourself don't matter. If we think you're bitchy enough, you'll get in. If not, don't fucking complain.
6. DO NOT comment on posts other than your own application until you have been ACCEPTED. This means if someone makes a flame post about you, you are not allowed to comment to it, along with any other posts in the community other than your application.
7. LEAVE THE COMMUNITY IF YOU ARE REJECTED.
8. DO NOT post asking when you will be stamped. We will stamp you when we fucking feel like it, if you have a problem with waiting for a stamp then you can go ahead and leave.
9. DO NOT post pictures of unnecessarily disgusting or distasteful things. This includes photos and animations of pornography and gore. It is still possible to be a bitch without being utterly vile.
10. DO NOT make ANY OTHER POSTS besides your own until you have been accepted. If you're rejected, you're obviously not allowed to participate in the community.
11. DO NOT delete ANY comments unless you are changing your vote.
12. If you must leave the community, MAKE A POST announcing your departure so the moderators can remove you from the stamped list. DO NOT apply just to get accepted and then leave, it makes you look like a fucking douche.

BEFORE VOTING, IT SHOULD BE TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION THAT YOU READ THE APPLICANT'S JOURNAL AND/OR USERINFO. THIS LETS US KNOW IF THE APPLICANT IS REALLY A BITCH AND IS NOT LYING JUST TO GET INTO THE COMMUNITY.

YOU MUST FILL THIS OUT. Post it behind an LJ cut.
Basics
Basics
Name:
Age:
Where do you live?
Explain the story behind your LJ username:
Did anyone invite or refer you? If so, who?
Are you a member of any other rating communities? If so, which ones?
Your picture:

Why do you think you are a bitch?:
What is the worst thing you have done to someone in real life?:
What is the worst thing you have done to someone on the internet? (link us, if at all possible):
Do you enjoy the taste of sweet, sweet revenge?
What do you think you could contribute to our community?:
When people talk about you, they say you are:
Is all of it true?:
Who or what do you hate the most, and why?:
Make us laugh:

Opinions
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF...
Abortion?
Homosexuals?
Do you think they should be allowed to get married?
Censorship?
Plastic surgery?
Fat people?
Self-proclaimed "goths," "punks," and etc?
Drugs (ranging everywhere from alcohol to heroin)?
MTV?
Cutters/self mutilators?
Reality Television?
War?
Democrats?
Republicans?
Vegetarianism/Veganism?
What are your general opinions on religion?

Media and Favorites (please tell us why)
Five bands you like:
Five bands you hate:
Three movies you like:
Three movies you hate:
Three TV shows you like:
Three TV shows you hate:
Favorite word/remark/insult:
Three stores you like:
Three stores you hate:
Three actors/actresses you like:
Three actors/actresses you hate:

Situations
Your suicidal friend calls you and tells you that she needs help because "her cat died" and doesn't want to live anymore. What do you do?

You find a cash-stuffed wallet with an ID in it, and you see the wallet's owner walking down the street. You...

If you come across a man asking for money for food, but you know he's going to buy beer, and a man who's asking money for beer, but he tells you the truth, who do you give the money to?

Respect us, out of everyone else, or you're out. =]

burnyourtruth

gocontemporary

industrikitty

antici__pation

Link for mods to the stamps: here

This, kids, is the wall of stupid people who posted stupid applications. The ones who don't have the word 'application' by their name are the ones who didn't do an lj cut, or deleted their entries.

_eyeroll AKA

__forget YOU DELETED YOUR APPLICATION, LOSER!

316lvm. application

anyamidnight

_controlfreak_

mandroid application

tiznif application

no_h8_jus_jelis application

twiztid_ph0enix application

leaveitalone application

defiler_wyrm application

hollywood_vamp application