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Hey, you.

Yeah, you.

It's no use denying it. We recognize our own kind
here. We can smell it on you.

You like Bam, right? It's okay, you can admit it.
He might be MTV's Brat Prince, with his Hummers
and Lambos and pointless parental torture, but
he's got slick moves on a skateboard and you have
to admit, he's kind of cute.

Besides, he's got that thing going on with
the lead singer of that band HIM, right? The tall
one with the scarves and cigarettes who sings about
love and death and poison and all that stuff?

I mean, he has to have something going on
behind closed doors, right? He's got heartagrams
all over him and he spends all his time flying back
and forth from the US to Finland to hang out with
them, and if HIM is playing a show anywhere on his
radar you can bet Bam will be backstage.

So what's that all about, huh?

You tell me.


This is the place for Vam, the fictional slash pairing
of Ville Valo (of Helsinki rock band HIM) and Bam
Margera (of professional skateboarding/MTV fame). We
are not to be confused with _vam, who are
the original community. However, we are a spinoff
community who believes in preserving the integrity of
the pairing and keeping it exactly what it is---
harmless fiction for the amusement of others.

So how do I get in on this shit, you may ask?

There are a few simple guidelines to tell you if
you're material for elitevam.

1. If you can't spell the names of the major
CKY/HIM cast members, you're not sure what HIM
stands for, or you think it's humorous to have
Bam call Ville "Willa Walo" every single time he
addresses him, you don't belong here.

2. If your fanfic goes past 30 chapters and no one
has commented in the past 15, you don't belong here.

3. If your grammar and punctuation are on par with
most second-language elementary school children's and
your plotlines are more befitting a shitty made-for-TV
movie, you don't belong here.

4. If you get offended that we sometimes poke fun at
the boys or occasionally make fun of the goings-on in
other communities, or can't laugh at yourself, this is
not the place for you.

5. If you forget for ten seconds that this is FICTION
and you are prone to going off on wild adventures of
e-mailing/calling/confronting Bam or Ville in person to
accuse them of sleeping together, if you honestly
have any kind of delusions about breaking up Bam and Missy
so that Bam and Ville can do it, you're a sick bastard
and this isn't the place for you.

All applications for membership will be screened, and
the first time you behave yourself like an ass you're going
to get banned. Period. If you like drama and stupid arguments
about something that's a recreational fandom, or want
to read slash fic based off of Dora the Explorer, go join
_vam. If you want to read good fanfic from
talented writers and enjoy intelligent discussions and
photo sharing from people who know how to use lj-cuts and
proper grammar, then this is the place for you.

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