Rika Youngblood ([info]liveavatar) wrote in [info]efw,
@ 2008-07-18 22:30:00
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Extended multi-paragraph whinge about how roommate's girlfriend went off her meds and began leaving her underwear all over the house CP shares with roommate, apparently as a form of "marking her territory."

Exasperated & false cheerfulness at the thought that roommate's GF has not actually micturated in room corners. Disgusted anticipation of said act.

Wish that roommate would develop romantic interests with women who are not suffering from DSM-IV mental disorders.

Childish tantrum, followed by request for immediate, unconditional support, followed by a request for tongs, WeeCleaner, and a rolled-up newspaper.

Bucket macro.

Cross-posting to [info]tmi_chix.



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[info]opheliaheart
2008-07-19 06:28 am UTC (link)
link to housemate horror stories website

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[info]liveavatar
2008-07-19 07:10 am UTC (link)
Insistence on personal support and handholding from PC. Obsessive demand for attention.

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[info]garote
2008-07-19 09:21 am UTC (link)
A pair of welding gauntlets, a garbage bag, a ziptie, a hammer, and a nail.

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[info]liveavatar
2008-07-19 05:15 pm UTC (link)
Momentary amused appreciation for thoughtful present, followed by petulant request for supportive hugs and cups of tea.

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[info]goose_entity
2008-07-19 01:57 pm UTC (link)
gushing sympathy for roommate's GF.

Ignoring of plight of OP.

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[info]liveavatar
2008-07-19 05:21 pm UTC (link)
Shouting and stamping of feet. Insistence that PC listen to what CP is saying. Inquiry as to whether PC really enjoys picking up other people's underwear.

Reminder that PC's kink is okay but that it is not CP's kink.

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[info]goose_entity
2008-07-19 05:23 pm UTC (link)
Heart breaking tale relevant only to OP's room-mate's girlfriend's situation.

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[info]liveavatar
2008-07-19 06:04 pm UTC (link)
Inquiry as to whether PC's friends consist solely of people who have had to be involuntarily committed.

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[info]goose_entity
2008-07-20 08:36 pm UTC (link)
query as to level of consanguinity in PC's parental lineage

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[info]liveavatar
2008-07-21 07:57 am UTC (link)
Bored, sarcastic rejoinder.

High-res, 10" non-LJ-cut GIF depicting CP's multi-forked family tree in comparison to PC's nearly straight line.

Side pointer to the author of the quote depicted in truncated form in PC's icon; note that said author is even on LJ.

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[info]amazingadrian
2008-07-19 03:37 pm UTC (link)
Offer of a reeeeealy big knife.

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[info]liveavatar
2008-07-19 05:27 pm UTC (link)
Inquiry about PC's location, in the context of length of shipping time.

Hints of mental decompensation.

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[info]macramedildo
2008-07-19 05:36 pm UTC (link)
Personal ad for someone suffering ailment to be included in DSM-V.

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[info]liveavatar
2008-07-19 06:06 pm UTC (link)
Frustrated request to FOCUS, followed by the intermittent reinforcement inherent in the delighted crafting of descriptions of Mental Disorders of the *Future*.

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[info]heebiejeebie
2008-07-19 11:37 pm UTC (link)
Request for pictures of roommate's GF, and photographic documentation of underwear droppings.

Denial in advance that these pictures will be used for masturbation purposes.

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[info]liveavatar
2008-07-20 03:02 am UTC (link)
Link to picture of Paris Hilton badly Photoshopped to make it appear as though Hilton has scrofula and is missing one eye and several teeth.

Grainy cellphone pictures of cotton briefs stained front and back and draped casually over furniture.

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[info]heebiejeebie
2008-07-20 03:03 am UTC (link)
Furious masturbation

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[info]liveavatar
2008-07-20 04:27 am UTC (link)
Offer of stained towel.

Aversion of eyes from PC's icon, which takes on new meanings at every new appearance.

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