| Saturday, July 19th, 2008 |
6:56 pm
[heebiejeebie]
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Complaint that OP's boobs are too large.
Statement that OP is considering boob reduction.
Request directed to community for support and anecdotes. |
11:11 am
[bitterjesus]
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Plea Open letter to science fiction and fantasy writers exhorting them to stop writing mammoth, repetitive series and trilogies. Invocation of famous, talented writers capable of brevity. Current Mood:  aggravated |
9:09 am
[packbat]
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Question summarizing thrust of post.
Suggestion that "atheist" should no longer be used as a term of self-identification. Elaboration of reasons, both pragmatic and ideological. Proposal of an alternative term which no-one has ever seen before.
Current Music: Moderately notorious anti-religion rock song. |
| Friday, July 18th, 2008 |
10:30 pm
[liveavatar]
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Extended multi-paragraph whinge about how roommate's girlfriend went off her meds and began leaving her underwear all over the house CP shares with roommate, apparently as a form of "marking her territory." Exasperated & false cheerfulness at the thought that roommate's GF has not actually micturated in room corners. Disgusted anticipation of said act. Wish that roommate would develop romantic interests with women who are not suffering from DSM-IV mental disorders. Childish tantrum, followed by request for immediate, unconditional support, followed by a request for tongs, WeeCleaner, and a rolled-up newspaper. Bucket macro. Cross-posting to ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) tmi_chix. |
2:46 pm
[macramedildo]
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Claim that OP viewed the symbolic entity, and it caused OP's ocular organs to become open to view said symbolic entity.
Current Music: A certain quartet from Gothenburg, Sweden |
2:39 pm
[fountaingirl]
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Request for recs for midget who is willing to perform marriage ceremony.
Statement that BF really "loves" a tv show involving midgets and has heart set on same. Qualifying statement that wedding has sideshow theme, making request in line with same and not random. High excitement!! About how cool the wedding is going to be!!!!11 And how creative the couple is for being so cool and edgy and alt-hipster-funky-diy!!!!!!!!!!!
Current Mood: self-congratulatory hipness |
11:43 am
[diego001]
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Outrageous claim to know more about American law, civics, and history than 99.9999983% of the native-born American population. |
| Thursday, July 17th, 2008 |
7:03 pm
[azurelunatic]
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Vague title, which has appeared in varied forms in OP's personal journal 15 times in past month
Chatty post about OP's personal life and friends, mostly an uninspired recap of the last three days in the life of OP.
Quoted statements from assorted people in OP's life, which make little sense deprived of the context derived from having actually witnessed the statements being made.
Grumbling about massively exploded state of OP's email inbox due to volunteer duties. Wish for comments to personal entries unrelated to volunteer duties.
Post is to an official community belonging to the blogging site's own administration, with moderated posting supervised by blogging site employees. OP is a maintainer as part of volunteer duties. As a maintainer, OP has jumped the moderation queue. |
| Wednesday, July 16th, 2008 |
2:19 pm
[_live_each_day_]
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Long, chapter-by-chapter ranting review of "Twilight" series and multiple paragraphs professing hatred for the books. |
| Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 |
11:26 pm
[diego001]
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Dissertation about how tiresome metahumor is. |
8:23 pm
[goose_entity]
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food post
12 separate high resolution pictures demonstrating an entire banquet, every course being made with bacon.
Centrepiece is entire roast suckling pig stuffed with bacon.
Chocolate covered bacon dessert, bacon muffins, and bacon ice cream.
Edit to post to include bacon vodka cocktail photographs. |
| Monday, July 14th, 2008 |
12:43 pm
[macramedildo]
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Equally offensive and hilarious joke. |
10:11 am
[diego001]
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Raving conspiracy theory about reptilian aliens from the Fourth Dimension, the Illuminati, the Society of Jesus, Sept. 11, the Anti-christ, and the Bilderberg Group from well-known conspiracy theorist and Icke acolyte. Joining of conspiracy theories with conspiracy theories about the Catholic church, using Alberto Rivera as source for theories. Absolutely no other proof or explanation given. |
4:26 pm
[ashael]
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Joyous post, wishing everyone on the community a happy Bastille day. |
| Sunday, July 13th, 2008 |
9:21 am
[ashael]
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Spam advertising the sale of a shorthand keyboard. |
| Friday, July 11th, 2008 |
9:05 pm
[esizzle]
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query
query for emo film recommendations
expression of appreciation in advance. |
11:47 am
[lifewithlogan]
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Subject line indicating confusion Whiny request for explanation of the origin of the rickroll phenomenon and why this particular song was chosen. Current Mood:  confused |
10:45 am
[diego001]
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Off-topic post consisting solely of a review of episode of TV series from the 1980s featuring a main character who sports a mullet and solves problems for a fictional foundation named after a mythological bird.
Post has been cross-spammed to several communities and is off-topic in all of them. |
| Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 |
11:58 pm
[eamontoplease]
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TRANSPARENTLY ATTENTION-SEEKING ALL-CAPS SUBJECT LINE
Request for "DO NOT WANT" icons. Needy, helpless, pitiful, incompetent tone throughout. |
1:50 pm
[macramedildo]
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Bitchy, passive-aggressive snark on prominent LJ member not in this community. |
