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Writer's Block: Lenny Bruce [Oct. 13th, 2008|11:58 am]

textstfu_emokid
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Before George Carlin exposed the seven words you can’t say on television, comedian Lenny Bruce was arrested multiple times for saying all seven, and more, on stage. Who is today’s most groundbreaking comedian? Or is there even any ground left to break?


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Groundbreaking, eh? I dunno who that is, but it sure as hell is not Dane Cook. Unfunniest guy ever. Yeah yeah we get it, you ruin ice cream for kids and eat cashews off your wang. Mmake me unhear your asshattery, then I'll be impressed.
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[Oct. 12th, 2008|08:26 pm]

ealexsism
If there's one thing in life I hate,
it's the worship of beauty...

..If there's one thing in life I can't escape
it's my love of the beautiful.


-Jude


I feel like that quote sums up my (adult) life. Is that terrible? It feels pretty terrible some days....
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[Oct. 12th, 2008|10:02 pm]

chokeberry
so I'm watching the House marathon, and there was just a guy who passed out and rat started eating his face.

now I'm not that squeamish but that was definitely worse than the guy whose eyeball popped out.
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HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS [Oct. 12th, 2008|06:33 pm]

textstfu_emokid
[mood | busy]
[music |postal service]

So everything is not suck anymoar, my dad helped me fix it. Terrell cannot know this. Because he thinks he knows everything D=

Taking a break from psychology homework that I have yet to start +80,000

I made my computer look all neat. I SHOULD SCREENSHOT THIS BETCH

gahahfhrhghhhhhh sundays around here suck so much nards. Nards. FfffffffffFf
























tits
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get out i'm piss [Oct. 12th, 2008|12:53 am]

textstfu_emokid
[mood | cranky]
[music |NOTHING BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY]

Guess what stupid motherfucking jackass reformatted my damn hard drive and lost every last one of my files?

COME ON, JUST GUESS!

Edit: YES, windows. Yes, I did notice the information bar FOR THE EIGHTYETH TIME. I noticed it OVER A YEAR AGO WHEN I GOT THIS DAMN THING
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[Oct. 11th, 2008|04:20 am]

cuntpositive




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Boston! [Oct. 10th, 2008|09:25 am]

browncoatrebel
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[Current Location |01262]
[mood | excited]

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you know the rules and so do i [Oct. 9th, 2008|10:49 pm]

textstfu_emokid
[mood | bouncy]
[music |WHAT DO YOU THINK??]

STOP MAKING ME LOVE YOU, JACKASS.

never gonna give you up )

I'm over-thinking this. I'm just going to pretend he's gay and go to bed.
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how is this space monkey? [Oct. 9th, 2008|07:16 am]

textstfu_emokid
[mood | gaaayyyy]
[music |chevelle]

He cut all his hair off but that's okay, I still love him.

bawww )
Too bad he'll never know.
I'm going to be really good at not ruining it this time.
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Large Hadron Rap [Oct. 6th, 2008|02:11 pm]

browncoatrebel
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Federal Mental Health Parity Bill [Oct. 6th, 2008|09:56 am]

browncoatrebel
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[Oct. 5th, 2008|09:55 pm]

crashcart9
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Requisite update from last Sunday (28 Sept.): Up all night trying to get tickets to this football game after we got shafted our old ones because the brokerage didn't have their listings updated, and thus let us buy tickets that the vendor didn't actually have anymore. Since Dad already had the hotel down here, I figured I might as well try. Posted on Craigslist finally, asking about tickets by way of bitching about the brokerage, and got tons of responses overnight about people with tickets and people advising me to just show up anyway, because there would be tons of people trying to sell them around the stadium due to there being a concurrent Nascar game and everybody expecting Denver to wipe the floor with Kansas City.

So we went. Dad ended up having to fuss around trying to check out of the hotel for quite a while, so we ended up leaving about an hour later than we wanted to, so we got there halfway through the first quarter. Drove around trying to find a place to park, walked around (as we'd parked on the opposite side of the stadium from the only gate that remained open that long after kickoff), got a pair of decent seat tickets on the way for $20 each. We were in the top level (whereas the original tickets had been in the lower), but low in it (though not as low in the section as the earlier ones either) and at the 30 yard line or so. The higher was good, we decided, as you could get a good picture of the whole field. Brought the binoculars, so we got to watch Shanahan pace around a bit, and get some good close-up looks (though it was more useful to just watch the play as a whole most of the time).

But then, you know, Denver didn't bring its defensive team with them to Kansas City, so that was sort of disappointing. But I had a lot of fun with Dad. Staying up all night the night before wasn't the best idea, though, because I wanted to be able to help him drive the bits when I was there so he didn't have to drive the whole six hours by himself (back here to drop me off and then back home). But in retrospect, I'd forgotten that he doesn't like me driving--he had crazy dreams about it last time we went somewhere (I think here to school for some reason, but I might be wrong) and thus won't let me drive long distances with him, though he never enunciated it this time around. Worse, though, we didn't really get to hang out on Saturday when he came down that afternoon, just a couple of shopping runs and then dinner--he ended up going back to the hotel around 8 or so and giving Rachel and I the car to run around wherever we needed (though nothing's open to do down here on a Saturday, it appears; even the mall closes at 9)--so in the car was the only time not occupied by something else that I really got to spend with him (football games = loud), and I was struggling to stay awake (and failing quite often) for most of it.

Downloaded this SopCast software today to let me watch the Denver game today, and ended up blowing my entire week's bandwidth. So I'm running at dial-up speeds for at least the rest of the week, which sucks. Further suckage comes from the fact that the entire bandwidth usage came from the P2P reuploading--3.75 gigs of it, when the whole 2 or so hours of football watching only took 635mb. Planning to look for a way to limit that like you can with normal P2P software, but I haven't found it yet for this program. Which means I might have to find another one that works, because that's not going to be doable if it busts me every week.

But above mentioned defeat to Kansas City, though humiliating (it seems like we only can get beaten by teams with horrible reputations--first Houston, then Kansas City?), really appears to have paid off, because it humiliated them early and enough to pick it back up for this game against Tampa Bay. Today's was a defense game, and we brought it.

Just got off the phone after about 40 minutes of conversation with the parents. Talked to Mom about the VP debate and politics and such--she's pretty disenfranchised with politics in general; she's voted in every election at least since I've been alive, and I'm pretty sure that's been since she turned 18, but she definitely doesn't get into it like I do. She's of the opinion that all politicians are crooks (often true, I'll concede), but as a result, isn't locked in to one party as much as I used to think she was (as much as she used to be?) And I'm pretty sure I've got her voting for Obama as well. So that's both parents turned from almost exclusively voting Republican. Job = success. She was asking me about the whole Obama/Ayers thing, which still hasn't really been explained well, but I read to her the couple of pertenent lines from the AP article I linked to in the last post (that was mostly about Palin calling Obama a terrorist) and she was reassured a bit ("That makes me feel better about--" I assumed 'voting for him' was the next line, which made me quite happy). She likes that Biden votes for the partial birth abortion ban, as she was always pretty much a one-issue Republican (stems from the Catholic upbringing plus probably more from the shitty luck she had having kids, I would guess). Not a fan of taxes either, but who is?

So win there. Same note, on Friday got to see Kristen Bell (from Veronica Mars and Heroes) and Rashida Jones (of The Office) come talk about Obama. Got some pictures of that on [info]bleakone's camera that I'll have to have her email to me/nick with camera cord and put up for kicks. Mostly just went because Kaci and Mom watch Heroes and I wanted to snap a couple for them, as they didn't really say anything interesting. ("Register to vote! And then make your friends! And then vote for Obama!")

Cleaned out my email inbox on Friday night too, which took a long time. Brought it down from near 700 just in the inbox to 170 or so; my goal was enough less than 200 in the inbox that everything showed up on one page of messages even when I had some unread emails in there, which has been achieved. I'd say about half filed into my folders (that need renamed/reworked, as I combined some things and filed emails into folders that were originally for other topics, as they didn't have their own folder and I didn't feel like there were enough emails to deserve it, such as all Star Trek topic'd ones into the Voyager folder, etc.), and half deleted.

Missed breakfast and lunch (it's really just one brunch on weekends, but still) out shopping with [info]bleakone and her mom (LOL at how I'm officially out of cash--as in, I have something like *counts* 37 cents to my name, and I didn't even buy more than a couple of 67 cent bottles of soda, a $1 package each of vanilla wafers and Wal-Mart brand cookies, and a thing of my Wal-Mart sugar free fruit punch that I down in two-liter quantities like water), so I microwaved one of my bison patties when I got back. Fairly successful--I could have gone down and cooked it on the stove in the basement, but I was watching the Denver game, so that wasn't happening until at least after that was done, and by the time it was over it'd be time for dinner and thus pointless, so I went for it. I did the math according to some website's suggestion of 7 minutes per pound (thus about 1:30 for my 3.5 oz), but stuck it in there for only a minute at first, which was good, because it was definitely done after that. A tad too far done, actually, but still quite eatable. So yum.

Now I really want to go to sleep and just wake up early enough to finish up my lab book for genetics (I've kept it mostly caught up, I just need to locate all the random papers I'm supposed to paste in and make sure they're up to date, as they're all the spare copies of ones we turned in, and I tend to fill in one copy and forget about it until right before I've got to hand it in and then not have enough time to duplicate it for my book), but I've had something like 3.5 liters of fake!Diet Dr. Pepper and two or three glasses of Diet Mtn. Dew since 2pm (I'm a whore for the soda--it's a problem, but I'll drink whatever you give me in whatever quantities you give it to me in, thus making the two liter bottle last not even a day in most cases) so I don't think it'll happen. Even though my body is tired (and my brain sort of too), I'm hopped up.
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[Oct. 5th, 2008|06:57 pm]

soy_uxia
So, I exist again.

Basically I was so insanely busy last week that I didn't have time to eat anyway and I lost 8 pounds. I was back in the 130s this morning (although some of that was probably dehydration from drinking last night).


I don't really feel like writing a long update and I have homework to do, but I thought I'd put that out there.
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[Oct. 5th, 2008|01:09 pm]

thinanimous
I really need to find a way to turn my mood around, this is scary. I need to find something that will comfort me, let me know this will pass, will make me feel ok...
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[Oct. 4th, 2008|11:25 pm]

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Wow.

Pages from an Israeli astronaut's diary that survived the explosion of the space shuttle Columbia and a 37-mile fall to earth are going on display this weekend for the first time in Jerusalem.

Watching SNL. Can Amy Poehler get any more pregnant? LOL.

Re: Palin's "Palling around with terrorists" comments. They weren't kidding when they were talking about the gloves coming off.

Gasoline is $2.86 here. I'm thinking about buying a car. I'd want to do it back up at home so I could make Dad help me kick the tires and all, naturally, but I've been playing around on used car websites. I assumed it'd be too expensive, especially if I didn't have a job right away, but I'm so crippled down here without one (there's no public transportation to speak of) in terms of everything from actually getting a job (as my scholarship bars me from all work study stuff, so I can't get anything on campus) to going out on the weekends to simply going grocery shopping. I'm still too cheap to shell out enough money to get a decent one (read: one that does anything but sometimes run in a forward direction), though, so I don't know how/if it'll ever work out.

Bowling yesterday. We weren't in the aisle against the wall, so I had a lot of problems with how I spin too much on the followthrough and end up either shooting it way to one side or way to the other when I overcompensate. So the first round of two (we put our names down twice, sometimes thrice on each game, so we end up spreading our two free games into more) pretty much sucked, but I got better after warmup.

Updated score chart (each date line is one game, multiple names in one game -> comma'd values):

Week

[info]crashcart9

[info]bleakone

09/26/08

71, 124

57, 52

09/26/08

99

74

08/03/08

56, 64

81, 67

08/03/08

101, 116

72, 50

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[Oct. 4th, 2008|02:06 pm]

crashcart9
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Re: the 71 year old who backed his car up over the hood of the police car that was pulling him over (can't find a link to the story online yet, but they just reported it on CNN). A $200 fine and a defensive driving program? That's assault with a deadly weapon. That guy needs thrown in jail.
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chang chang gettin paid over here [Oct. 4th, 2008|12:15 am]

textstfu_emokid
[mood | talkative]
[music |interpol]

I just thought of a way to make mad ass money.

Make beauty products that taste the way they smell. I don't mean like the ones that already exist that sort of smell like candy or something and taste vaguely like it but you can also taste the trioxydimethylsilicaphylalanine pentaahydrate too.

Have you heard of the Arbonne cosmetics pyramid dealy? Well, my sort-of kinda aunt gave me some of their sugar scrub and almond body butter. The body butter just smells and feels so awesome and when I'm sitting here eating a bag of cheerios that someone gave me because I suck... it just seems like it would be cool if the lotion was food.

And think, this kinda shit is a bit pricy. Ten bucks for a bottle of stuff that'll be gone in two minutes because you can't find anything flavored "sassy fig and pomegranate" in the grocery store.

But that brings me to my next point: who was the first person to decide they wanted to smell like food? I guess it was the first person who wanted to attract a guy. =/

Sometimes I want to eat my laundry detergent, too.
It glows under the blacklight.
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[Oct. 2nd, 2008|11:56 pm]

crashcart9
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Letters time!

~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Governor Palin ma'am.

Please, if you are going to refer to the City on a Hill speech, cite it to John Winthrop and not Ronald Reagan, no matter how much you want to appeal to the Reaganomics conservatives. Sure, he talked about it in his farewell address, but it makes you look silly to those of us who know that the quote is from, you know, 1630.

But otherwise, I was quite impressed. I can't name any off of the top of my head, but there were several times when I turned to [info]bleakone and went "Oh, man. She owned that one." Particularly early on, when you were being all folksy and Biden was being all senatorial--it seemed like he didn't hit his stride until a while into it. I actually fully framed the thought that if I had been an undecided voter and just had seen the first twenty minutes or so, I'd so have been pushed your way, because you were being all populist and making sense.

Plus, you're not quite as hot as Tina Fey but you're not bad on the eyes either.

Sincerely,
Alexandria.

~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Senator Biden sir.

Please, if you are going to appear impressive in citing the Constitution, for christ's sake, do it right. When your argument about the Vice Presidency being established as in the Executive branch is supported by it being "laid out right there in the first article" (the first article being where the Legislative branch was established), you're kinda shooting yourself in the arse. Palin didn't point it out, which is good (though it probably wouldn't have gained her any points because it's a cheap shot), but she could have and it would have hurt you. But maybe she was being nice because you didn't smack her on the wrong name of the general.

And like I said to Palin, you kinda sucked in the beginning, but you got good as the thing went on. The choking up, sir? I'm not going to be so callous as to assume you planned that, because I'm pretty sure you didn't, but it was a huge bump for you. I was watching the CNN undecided viewer dial-o-meter, and even before the tear, the pathos of that entire segment had you near 100% for both men and women. It was handled in a very composed way, and you just moved on, but it pulled at my heartstrings, sir.

Way to fail at not being pro-gay marriage, though. Sure, the dials liked it, but I did not. I was pretty sure you were pro gay-marriage before hooking up with Obama.

On the other hand, way to answer the questions. It's just like the articles said regarding Palin's old debates where she'd be asked about a good and a bad piece of legislature passed by the Alaskan congress over the last term and ramble around criticizing the governor instead of answering--her not being able to give examples of things she's had to change or promises she might have to alter just highlighted the fact that, as she admits, she hasn't been around more than 5 weeks to make promises. Your straight answers were refreshing.

To conclude with the superficial (just to be fair), you are quite handsome when you smile. Otherwise, you have squinty, beady eyes that I do not like. Oh, and you ended on a stupid note with your closing--admirable and all, and I like the honesty again in saying that you were wishing our troops safety for a pretty selfish reason, but the explanation ruined any kind of punch you might have had with your last sentence. You just sort of ended.

But polls are saying that you won, so yay.

Sincerely,
Alexandria.

~~~~~~~~~~

The first two gaffes that I pointed out have my polisci professor rolling, I swear. They had me yelling at the TV. And then again when the CNN folks were like "Yay, no major gaffes!" (and then almost immediately started talking about one with Palin misnaming a general).

In other news, I'M NOT GOING TO WRITE ANY MORE TONIGHT, I SWEAR. This has been a crazy week with lots of stuff due, which has meant that I've not studied nor read at all for this test tomorrow in genetics. And I missed two lectures in a row due to sickness, so I've got no idea what's going on. But things to update on: Dad's visit, football, best political commercial ever, hopefully going to a gay bar/dance club (if we can get a ride), kickass grades in polisci, and how everything we've ever been assigned for genetics is due next week.
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[Oct. 1st, 2008|01:51 am]

crashcart9
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O hay look.

*points to building in foreground*

That's where I live. And this is trufax. I've been here a month and can already most heartedly testify to that regard.
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[Sep. 30th, 2008|08:21 am]

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