belmanoir ([info]belmanoir) wrote in [info]ds_snippets,
@ 2008-01-27 21:46:00
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Entry tags:amnesty 10, author: belmanoir, fandom: hard core logo

"Think with your Dick" by belmanoir
Title: Think with your Dick
Fandom and Pairing: Hard Core Logo, Billy/OFC, Joe/Billy implied
Rating: R (for language!)
Length: 167
Prompt: "album" (from challenge 2) and "the status quo" (from challenge 8)

"I dunno, me and Sarah were thinking about grabbing some dinner somewhere."

"Billiam," Joe says patiently, "you can grab dinner every night. How often are you going to get the chance to vandalize the grave of Canada's first Prime Minister?"

He's got a point, plus Billy knows from past experience that if he goes out with Sarah now he'll have to deal with days of jabs and cold shoulders and motherfucking misery from Joe. "Fine," he snaps. "Fucking fine. Let's go."

"God, Billy, stop thinking with your Dick for five seconds," Sarah says, glaring at Joe.

"Hey, that would a great name for our next album!" Joe grins insultingly at her. "Cunt."

She grabs her coat and leaves. Billy's pretty sure she's not coming back. "Thanks a fuckton, Joe," he says tiredly.

"Hey, it's not my fault your girlfriend's a bitch. And we're totally calling our next album 'Think with your Dick.'"

Billy tries and tries not to, but he smiles. "It is a pretty sweet name."


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[info]slidellra
2008-01-28 06:03 am UTC (link)
*gives you eternal devotion and a puppy*

"Billiam," Joe says patiently, "you can grab dinner every night. How often are you going to get the chance to vandalize the grave of Canada's first Prime Minister?"

Hi, that rules. He is very convincing, is Joe. And not in the least bit subtle.

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[info]belmanoir
2008-01-28 06:12 am UTC (link)
thank you!!!! and yes, joe is pretty transparent. why bother with subtlety when you can beat things to death instead?

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[info]mrs_laugh_track
2008-01-28 06:25 am UTC (link)
♥!!!!

This is awesome. I can hear them perfectly.

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[info]belmanoir
2008-01-28 06:33 am UTC (link)
thank you!!!!!!! i have such insecurities about writing hcl, so i'm glad this worked for you.

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[info]mrs_laugh_track
2008-01-28 06:35 am UTC (link)
I think that the best way for you to get over these insecurities, if for you to write lots more HCL. Ok, that sounds like a good plan right. I mean, it's not like you don't already have too much to do. ;)

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[info]meresy
2008-01-28 02:08 pm UTC (link)
Awesome.

Joe may not be subtle, but Billy isn't really a master of maintaining his disapproval, so it evens out. Now I wonder what the hell they did to MacDonald's grave.

Oh, boys.

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[info]belmanoir
2008-01-28 03:12 pm UTC (link)
no, billy is horrible at holding a grudge against joe...which i think is why he eventually has to leave. :(

glad you liked it!!

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[info]akamine_chan
2008-02-02 05:46 am UTC (link)
He's got a point, plus Billy knows from past experience that if he goes out with Sarah now he'll have to deal with days of jabs and cold shoulders and motherfucking misery from Joe.

Poor boys. Trapped in an endless spiral of love/hate/love...*sigh*

Great snippet; feels very true to character...

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[info]malnpudl
2008-08-31 06:23 am UTC (link)
I have a short attention span tonight, but a serious hunger for tasty fic, so I went poking around in Aka's snippet rec posts and found this brilliant little gem. What a treat! Writing HCL is so very hard, but you've nailed them. Much love.

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[info]belmanoir
2008-09-01 10:57 pm UTC (link)
Thank you! Writing HCL IS hard, so it's really nice to hear this worked for you.

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[info]sionnain
2009-02-21 07:34 am UTC (link)
BOYS.

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