leafy22 ([info]leafy22) wrote in [info]ds_aprilfools,
@ 2007-04-16 20:49:00
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Prompt 14 - down and dirty
due South, F/K
246 words of silliness

Prompt 14 - down and dirty

Sticky Sweetheart

Ray…
 
No. 
 
Ray…
 
No. I’m not speaking to you. There we were, having a nice leisurely lunch when you had to go and spot a purse snatcher, didn’t you? So it’s all “Quick Ray, he’s gone through the kitchens.” You know who I blame?
 
Me?
 
Well obviously you. You and Hollywood.  Purse snatchers always think they’re in an action movie these days. They never just run away anymore – they have to push stuff over and knock stuff down and leave a fucking assault course behind them.
 
I must admit the kitchen is in a bit of a state.
 
I’m in a bit of a state now – and it’s all your fault.
 
Be fair, Ray, I did warn you.
 
No you didn’t! You said, “Ray, honey.”
 
Thereby alerting you to the danger of the pool of honey on the floor. Why, what did you think I meant?
 
I thought you were just, you know…being nice.
 
Ah.
 
Yeah, ‘ah’. And now I’m lying here, all sticky and with a sore ass and I don’t mean any of that in a good way.
 
Here, allow me to help you up.
 
C’mon. I want to go and find somewhere to wash this off.
 
I must apologise for the misunderstanding, Ray, although I would have thought it highly unlikely that we would be experimenting in pet names while we were in pursuit of…
 
Fraser, pumpkin!
 
Oh dear. Well don’t just stand there laughing, Ray. Help me up.

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[info]kill_claudio
2007-04-16 08:41 pm UTC (link)
And now I’m lying here, all sticky and with a sore ass and I don’t mean any of that in a good way.

This line made me laugh out loud. Yay for innuendo! And I do love their cute little misunderstandings.

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[info]leafy22
2007-04-18 09:18 pm UTC (link)
There's so much misunderstanding in dS it feels like a bit of a gift sometimes. Glad it made you laugh!

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[info]tealc_spoo
2007-04-16 09:42 pm UTC (link)
awww! that dialogue was perfect. Plus there's something supremely satisfying in hearing them call each other honey and pumpkin, even in this adorable way.

This fuzzy feeling has got the power of kittens, babies and holidays combined.

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[info]leafy22
2007-04-18 09:19 pm UTC (link)
That's a lot of fuzzy - thank you!

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[info]vienna_waits
2007-04-16 10:37 pm UTC (link)
That was adorable. I'm sitting here grinning. What a fun little piece.

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[info]leafy22
2007-04-18 09:19 pm UTC (link)
Glad it made you grin!

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[info]sam80853
2007-04-17 05:45 am UTC (link)
::grins::

Ain't they adorable?

You said, “Ray, honey.”

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[info]leafy22
2007-04-18 09:20 pm UTC (link)
Yes!

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[info]capella_fic
2007-04-17 09:25 am UTC (link)
Great stuff. I giggled all the way through and laughed aloud at the last two lines.

And now I want to see these two in a relationship where Ray routinely calls Fraser 'Pumpkin'...

Thank you!

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[info]leafy22
2007-04-18 09:26 pm UTC (link)
Hurray for the giggling! (And for Pumpkin!Fraser)

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[info]bertybertle
2007-04-17 08:03 pm UTC (link)
*giggles* Nice voices in this. Cute as a button!

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[info]leafy22
2007-04-18 09:27 pm UTC (link)
Thank you - I'm glad the voices worked for you!

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[info]alwaysaddled
2007-04-19 10:15 pm UTC (link)
So sweet!

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[info]leafy22
2007-04-20 11:13 pm UTC (link)
...and so sticky!

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[info]vsee
2007-05-22 01:27 am UTC (link)
Hiya, leafy

I missed commenting on this during my attempt to comment on all the ds_aprilfools goodies. But it's never too late, right? Here again via the first line challenge.

This is cute, and the thing that most made me smile was Ray's comment "I just thought you were being nice." Very them. Thanks for the smile.

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[info]leafy22
2007-05-22 06:35 pm UTC (link)
Of course it's never too late! Thanks for smiling.

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[info]fallen_arazil
2007-05-22 04:56 am UTC (link)
Fraser, pumpkin!

*thinks of Cinderella* I knew he was too good to be true--he's turning back into a pumpkin!

Ah yes, the only things that's funnier than when they purposefully misunderstand each other is when they do it accidentally. ^__^ Lovely.

~Djinn

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[info]leafy22
2007-05-22 06:38 pm UTC (link)
Thanks for reading!

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[info]viciouscats
2007-06-09 02:52 pm UTC (link)
Awww, this is so cute! :)

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[info]leafy22
2007-06-10 04:27 pm UTC (link)
Glad you enjoyed it - thanks for commenting!

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