*looking at the computer warily*

...Talking animals. This is ridiculous.

It's not a genjutsu illusion. [Typed, then deleted]

[Locked to Haku]

If you know what's going on with the people inside the computer, I want an explanation. I heard someone mention a virus.

…What the hell kind of machine is this? Haku, is this another one of your toys?

*silence*

......

*looking around, trying to sense Haku's chakra signature*

Hrmp. I leave for a few days and he takes off without notice.

*glares down at the computer*

...All of you, inside this thing. If anyone has information on where Haku is, I want to know now. If you don't have anything worthwhile to say, don't bother.

Ah! Zabuza-kun. That was such a pleasant evening we had together. You have such a unique body. I wouldn't mind experimenting on it again in the future.

I do hope we cross paths again.

I feel so refreshed~

Heh.

Alright, who the fuck took my sword.

You might have thought I was dead. I'm not, and it'll be easier for both of us if you just tell me straight up. I might reconsider slicing your worthless body in half.

... And I'm looking for a boy named Haku. If anyone's heard of him you'd do best to let me know as soon as you read this.




[ ooc: apparently there was a zabuza before me - if your character interacted with him at all, just disregard it; i'm starting him over. thanks! ]

Duck place.

Something is very wrong with Haku. He thinks he's some prancing drag-fucking-queen called Will Scarlet. You did something to him and I will find out what. I don't know why, I don't how, and I don't even know who, but once I do, things will be unpleasant for whoever is responsible.

And if I don't find out what's going, there will be deaths. Multiple.

Start. Talking.

Now.

I have a general request for the community, mainly to those who know me. Zabuza and I are in need of a place to stay for the time being. I am able to worldhop the both of us so transportation is no issue.

Also, no questions asked....

((So sorry for spamming up your f-list with this. *headdesk*))

Oi Haku, you around here somewhere?

Things were crazy for a while.  Someone alerted a Mist Hunter-Nin unit to where I was hiding.  I'm safe now though.  Contact me and let's try to meet up once more.

[[OOC: Mostly posted to let everyone know that Iroh-mun is just forgetful and forgot to let people know he would be on hiatus.  He's back now though and not dead.  O:]]

What the hell is this…Haku…? Are you…here?

Hrmph. This isn’t...normal. What happened? Something’s off; I don’t remember having a place with a desk…nor this magic book.

Drama…drama…duck? What sort of idiots named their group that? It sounds like some sort of pointless child’s game. This better not be some sort of trap. Is it that Kakashi fellow’s doing?

Tch. No matter. I have other things to do. Has anyone seen a kid called Haku? Or those brats from Konoha? Don’t even consider lying to me.

What a mysterious book this is, you press these letters and they appear on this screen. At least I don’t have to use my chakra to power it. Such a funny name this is too, dramadramaduck.

Though it’s strange. One of the last things I remember was using my crystal ice mirrors to protect Zabuza from Kakashi’s lightning blade. After that, my memory is blank, for the most part.

Zabuza…. I swore to always be by his side! Where is he? I’ve failed him, both as a Shinobi and his weapon. Zabuza, wherever you are, I hope you’re alright.

((OOC: For those who missed the announcement on the ooc comm, this is Toph-mun. ^_~))