OooooOOOOOooOOOooohh~ not feeling so good.

Maybe I shouldn't of had that 3rd helping of chocolate covered bugs. Uhhhhg.

ChooooOOOOOOOOoocolate~!!! It's...it's...well it's invigorating!! It's better than anything I've ever had. Well except maybe that bug I tried in the Kalahari--er-- naaaaaah. You people sure have good taste. Hahaha! Get it? Taste?

((ooc: H-h-he's found his chocolate finally. Chocolate bugs for all! :p))

This machine-a-ma-jig is amazing! It does everything!! Whoever invented this contraption is a genius! Of course I am a genius too.

My fellow web-footed bird members, your's truly is having a wonderful time roaming the African lands in search of chocolate. So much that Pumbaa and I sung a song one night and this machine-a-ma-jig caught it all. Let's see how do I get this to play...

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A-ha!

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Wait a minute...how did those frogs get in there?

((ooc: Perfect excuse to use this video. :D))

DramaDramaDuckies! Your just the people I want to talk to.

Pumbaa and I are still roaming the savanna in search of chocolate and hopefully get me some chocolate covered bugs. The first few days didn't go so well. Out of all the sunny days in the pride lands...it just had to rain. And I may have kind of sort of dropped my machine-a-ma-jig off a cliff too. But that's in the past now. Somehow got this machine working again.

I heard you can put pictures on this place to share with others. How do I do that? Chocolate to anyone who can answer!

((ooc: I am so behind on posting this. >.< Going to catch up now.))

Greetings good people of dramadramaduck. I have good news! Everyone's fun loving meerkat- uh that would be me- is going on a journey! Yes, I will be traveling the savanna in search of this mysterious chocolate everyone keeps telling me about. It sounds like food of the Gods. Actually chocolate covered bugs sounds like food of the Gods.

Now I've got extra bugs packed for the trip, Pumbaa's coming too and he'll find a way to bring water, I'll bring my machine-a-ma-jig so I can show and tell you guys all about it, and...hmmm am I missing anything? Any well wishes? Advice? Carnivores I should avoid?

It starts!

((ooc: strikes readable))

Hey duck place! I gotta know...

What's candy and hot dogs and french fries? Are they good?

Huh. Anyone know why this place is suddenly called "undead" journal? Am I in the right place? Did DramaDramaDuck get a name change too? What is it? ZombieZombieDuck? Oi, you take a nap for two days and look what happens. You wake up in some twilight zone.

Ah geez. What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? Ok, Timon, this is not the time to panic...

Isn't there a magic button on this machine-a-ma-jig to make it go away?!! Kiara's not a lioness anymore! She, or he, is a lion. How do I explain this to Simba? "Oh gee Simba, you see, your daughter accidentally got virused..."

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THIS IS A PERFECT TIME TO PANIC!

I....I...it...they...


It's a girl.

((ooc: Skipping ahead a bit in Timon's world since we recently got a Kiara-mun. Kiara is born. Yes Timon is shocked it's not a lion cub, but a lioness cub.))

Hello Drama Drama Duck! Timon here with your African Savanna weather report!

"Everything the light touches..." is hot. Yeeeesh.

In other news, my pal Simba is gonna be a father! That's right the Pride Lands' very own King will be having a little cub in the months to come!! It's like being an Uncle all over again.

((ooc: Starting to take Timon through the second Lion King movie which means, yes, Kiara will be born soon. Timon-the-Babysitter coming to a DDD near you.))

I was told there's these things called worldhoppers on this place. Anyone care to help out a poor, lost meerkat get back home?

Yee-ouch! What happened to this place? Everyone eat a bad bug or something? Guess I can't challenge anyone on here to a bug eating contest today.

Some advice from yours truly, not all bugs are finger lickin' good. Hehe, get it?

Talk about getting down and dirty. Spent half the day stuck in a mud hole. I still have mud in my fur. Yuuck.

Note to self: bobbing for worms. Bad idea after rain shower. Try fishing for worms next time.

Anyone else get stuck in mud holes today?

Heh. I gotta hand it to Pumbaa. He sure knows how to scare unwanted tourists out of our Pride Lands. They'll be bathing for weeks! Hey and look what they left me! A souvenir! I just click and it does all the work for me. I could get use to this. Wonder if it'll bring me any bugs?

So greetings, weird place of weird origin otherwise known as a "DramaDramaDuck", I'm Timon.