Lately there's been a lot of weirdos joining this community. Do people really think they can own something as large as the internet? They should make their own website if they want to own something so badly.

And is it just me or a few people here are using computers and aren't even aware of it?

This whole thing with the different worlds and fiction and reality is just... weird, seriously. What. The. Hell.


And why am I ranting? Because I caught a virus. A flu virus. In summer. And I'm not part of some anime, even if wikipedia says so.

Gotta run, need to do what real sick people do that never happens in anime.



((The new upcoming virus won't work on Soul, so I made him get a real virus xD So now he's grumpy :< *is evil, mean and grumpy too*))

Hello, my name is Simon and I just happened to be near a computer on my official break time; I decided to browse some sites and found this community. I didn't tell Rossiu though because I think he might not like the idea. So, what's up?

When I get a hold of Bumblebee...., he decided to pull a 4th of July prank and set up a lot of paint-bombs containing various colours in my private quarters.

Anyway, the question I have for the community members is - what would be a harmless, but highly satisfying way to get my own back?

((Rainbow-splattered Prowl FTW!)) 

So, yeah. When I became Avatar, I didn't really get a chance to finish high school. I'm twenty-one years old, and I still don't have my diploma. It doesn't matter to me that I'm God, I feel like I'm missing out on an important milestone!

Since I haven't been anywhere near a textbook in three years, I figure I better bone up on my studies before attempting to get my GED. I need people who can help me study in reading, writing, science, and math (especially that last one, math is my weakest subject). I'm willing to pay you by the hour, or compensate you for you time in some other way. Oh yeah! And I'll be sure that you're well-fed when you come over to tutor me!

So, any takers? I want to try and take the test in four weeks, so the sooner you can start, the better.

((OOC EDIT: Jordan is willing to take on several tutors for different subjects. RL is not necessary, just assume that they helped him study during the coming weeks at whatever time is convenient for each tutor.))

Does anyone know a good way to stop snoring? I'm stuck in my room, Hashiba's still sleeping, and he's snoring. It's annoying. I've already tried smothering him with his pillow, but it doesn't seem to be working.

Beloved denizens of DramaDramaDuck, I come before you today with gifts! I was pondering this wonderful creation, when I thought to myself, "Why, I should be sharing this with other villages besides Konoha!"

And then it dawned on me as I glanced toward my computer - "Nay, I should be sharing this with other worlds!"

( Not cut IC - one worksafe image within )

Has anyone seen or heard from Cloud? He disappeared a couple of days ago and I have no idea where he went. Cloud, if you're reading this, why did you leave?!

I guess you'll have to tell me when I find you. I'm going to be looking for you starting today. I'm not waiting around anymore.

Make sure you're not too hard to find, okay? ♥~

Why is this thing so bright? And "DramaDramaDuck"? Idiotic.

Anyway, seems a lot of you people are keeping this box active, so I figure I'll advertise. I'm a bounty hunter, and I'm damn good at it. You want to get rid of someone? Want them brought back so you can torture them or whatever the fuck you want to do? Let me know.

With the money I'm paying to keep this shit connected I better get some deals.

I would like to apologize for the Turret. I do not know how he learned such vulgarity. My guess is that the fall into the incinerator did something to his programming. So, in essence, you could blame thank the Tenth Doctor for its behavior.

Also, I received a memo that the Aperture Science Center has been rebuilt, and my services are needed. I think, perhaps, it is a joke. Or even a lie. Much like the cake. Even though it wasn't. I sent you all cake. It was delicious and you know it.

... I believe that is what humans refer to as 'going off on a tangent'. Interesting.

...

I need help choosing a film to see at the cinema. I'll be taking Lyra along.

Any suggestions?

I have a request for everyone!

Ohhhh~? What's this? Drama Drama Duck? How very fascinating... is Guame trying to tell me something? That idiot. To even think of comparing one as magnificent as myself to a duck... ugh, how foul. Well, he's just jealous.

Hmm, I suppose I should introduce myself so that you know who'll be the one to strike you down if you step out of line. Bask in the glory of Cytomander the Swift, Divine Spiral General under the Spiral King Lord Genome. Our duty is to ensure that you pathetic humans remain underground where you belong. If you dare to show your heads above the surface, my beautiful Shuzack will hunt you down and pick you off one~ by~ one~ until not even your ashes remain. Of course, don't let me stop you from trying if you really want to.

So, Drama Drama Duck. I'm bored. Entertain me.

Now.