OMIGOD I HAVE TO WRITE EVERYTHING DOWN BEFORE MY BRAIN BLOWS UP AND I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING!!!!


But I don't want to remember eating bathtub slime.

Or all those times I landed in the manure pile.

Or the time when Roy..... Wait. I want that one.



OMIGOD I NEED A PEN AND A NOTEBOOK! NOW.~~~

Attention: Drama Drama Duck.

I, Queen Alyss of Wonderland, shall be hosting a grand feast here in Wonderland. After our victory against my Aunt Redd and her army we've finally been able to win the queendom back. I feel it is time to celebrate our victory and I thought I may invite some people from this community. Please, speak with me if you are interested in attending..

I should be able to bring anyone here to Wonderland through the Crystal Continuum, I would just have to know your location and you must have a mirror close by to travel through. Those inexperienced that travel through the Crystal Continuum will fall asleep through the journey. There is no need to worry, I'll protect you and with Redd out of the way, we have nothing to worry about.

There is also traveling through the Pool of Tears, you would have to be around a middle of water and wouldn't mind getting wet. You would also have to hold onto me or you'd get lost. I've already been through that and I would hate for anyone else to go through it.

Please, do let me know so I can get everything prepared.

Also, tell me your favorite things to eat. A great description of things I've never heard of would be grand.

...

How do you get rid of...reoccuring dreams. Not nightmares, dreams...

...and don't give me any of that meaning of dreams crap...

Avatar. The tea helped.


((...Mai's talking about her having dreams about the Pokemon virus. Her "trainer" memories. But she's not saying that.))

 ....being a cucoon certainly was an different, but rather boring, experience.

((Ramza was a Metapod for the virus and just got to posting now))

I just got home from the office, and I suddenly felt like asking the community a question.

What annoys you the most? And do you have a trait anyone else has ever told you is annoying?

I just realized, this is my first Mother's Day as a mother.

You should all be doing nice things for me!

I don't know why I keep coming back to this place. It's really boring and I haven't been able to find anything interesting on the internet..

So tell me, what fun things are there to do on the internet? I need something to keep me occupied while I wait between missions.

I have a question for you all. I know I haven't really talked to anybody that much, but I don't want to go to the others for this. They'd just worry.. And I see others using this place for questions too, so.. I figure this is the best place to ask...

What if you got into a fight with your very best friend because you were technically withholding information from him? My NetOp's father doesn't get to come home very often, because he's always wrapped up in work. And he was going to a couple days ago, but then he sent an e-mail saying he wouldn't be able to come at all. My friend got upset because I didn't tell him about the e-mail until it was too late, and he yelled at me and ran off. He called me "just a stupid program".. I know I should have said something, but I was just waiting for the right time...

Anyway, I need some help.. I don't know what to do now. I worry that if I go after him, he's just going to yell at me again and run off. He's like... Well, he's like a brother to me though, I'd like to fix this.. Does anybody have any ideas?

I hope I don't get into too much trouble for posting it here...

((OOC: Strikes hackable.))

Hey everybody!

It's been a while hasn't it?!

Well, remember that party I was talking about hosting? It's going to be coming up soon and I still need to know what everyone wants me to buy and if anyone else is thinking about coming!

It's going to be VERY awesome. Lots of music, food, and video games!

It's late, very late. Usually if work goes on like this, tousan will at least call, but it's late, and he hasn't called yet, and Rena's worried.

Nothing could've happened, could it? He's smart, very smart, and he's strong, so unless...

...

Wait.

There are still some of you who don't like tousan, who don't like me, who haven't forgiven us. Maybe one of you did something, something bad again.

...give him back. Now.

[ ooc: When weeping angels attack... ]

Hey guys, I've got a project to do, and you seem like a nice representative sample of the dimensions or whatever. I've got this project thing to do, and I've had it for like a week now, but you know how time gets away from you, I mean one minute you're fighting Zxyrx the Squid Woman off the coast of Alba Longa, the next it's a Sunday night and you've got a huge, massive, totally whack English project to do. I mean, it's about poetry, which is cool, but Max wants me use contemporary poems. Like, from before the 30th century, so no Eva Divine, no R.K. Jones, not even the later works of Rudolph Piacere!

Max is going to be checking it, so I wanna show him some thing good. What are your favorite poems? No eddas or sagas or any of that stuff, okay? I have to read some of these in class, and I mean, I could do it in the time we've got, but they're not really supposed to know about my powers and all. And it'd all kind of sound like static to them, reading it that fast. Or those chipmunk voices you can get when you play those cassette tape things on fast forward. Like that.

So, yeah. Poems?